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reubenhood
#5 I am definitely a number 6 pooper. Its very comfortable until you have to take off your overalls.
IlluminaBlade
#5 OK but people actually do number six.
Covidnineteen
1-6 is amateur pooping
dongsamongus2000
#7 good hunting stalker
pattyymac
#12
JustLettingPeopleBeWrong
...but why does this mascara have over 7,000 5-star reviews?
FreckleCharms
I thought that was part of the joke too. But also I use that mascara and it’s awesome.
RelativeVelocity
Bots
malakim
#2 is literally how i got my current job. So ye.
TheMadOnion
When I'm at work I give exactly 70% effort. So when I actually do give a hundred percent it looks like I'm actually trying really hard. Haha
Cantgetaxeout
#12 seen it before, still love it...
HoytLancaster
#5 num 3 is how I masturbate. Phone goes on the back of the toilet.
PrettySureNoActuallyImDefinitelySure
#1 I'm an expert in Financial Health
CaptainHightower
#1 I'm too much of a fatass to not eat all day. :(
ares133
#4 is everyone trying to get me to watch it. I say no.
LeSethX
I tried cuz of the constant memes, but it's not great, even painfully awkward at times. I do think it was better after Michael left.
ares133
Agreed. And Parks & Rec was so much better.
LeSethX
Yes! And finally getting around to watching Community; I missed out when it was new.
DIINKELBERG
#5 ahhh.... "0" the dunkin doughnut
ColonelCasual
#4 There's nothing wrong with liking The Office. Or Friends...
RelativeVelocity
Yeah, but if you don't particularly care for it, there's always that one person who harangues the fuck out of you about it.
beardiggy
Ahh poop style 3, the AC Slater. Requires pants off, but gives you a desk while you make doodie
dfhowes
#2 Actually this worked for my wife, 1st grade teacher. She had enough sick time saved up to take a full year of paid Leave of Absence. 1/2
dfhowes
so she could avoid working with COVID-19. BONUS : She retires next year! 2/2
Yourmomthinksitsfunny
#11
plasticloveart
Drug abuse and capitalism do go hand in hand.
Rockstarwizkidd
The chili episode is terrible. I got numb to cringing at michael Scott, but don't be mean to Kevin you twats. Worst episode in the series.
TheCalvinShow
+1 for #1 alone...
torillatavataan
#6 But, er..
staceyjorgenson31415
Ya can have a nice nap if you do a #3 ;-)
St3llaB3arham
Good for playing switch or reading a book too.
Baggsy13
#1 Have you tried donating blood?
Acemask
#9 no fall damage if you land in water duh
IamTheLardvark
I wanna know why they mascara has over 7000 5 star reviews
sorryicameinyourhairhoney
#2 there's a huge area between being a lazy, half-assed shitty employee and constantly being a company clown.
algoth00r
#5 there isnt a poopstool one :( i need elevated legs. Helps!
VampireLife
Same. Looked for it!
eetsumkaus
the 2 is the poopstool
goflyblind
TheRealDeadBird
Poopstool is mandatory, need to rest my arms on my knees, phone in hand, bowels unconatricted, perfect posture for an imgur browse.
tidepool
All hail the Squatty Potty!
4Gatti
And no poop knife in sight either!
MulattoGelato
I read this while on the toilet with my foot stool. +1 for accuracy.
Inarticulated
#5 I used to poop like 6 when I was a child. Then at school, I had to poop and the only available one was the one without a working lock..
Slavtar
The poo scientists say this is actually the proper way to poo, biologically.
Inarticulated
Asked a friend to watch the door, but he just stood there as someone else opened the door. Didn't even try to block or anything..
Inarticulated
They saw me, word spread within 1 minute and the whole school were making fun of me.. I've never pooped like that since and it took me..
Inarticulated
.. months to adjust to sitting down like "normal"
flamingflamingo
Should have pooped like 0 like everyone else.
Inarticulated
EmergencyChocolate
TheLittleFlyingDutchGirl
Honest question, why?
Inarticulated
Why I sat like pose 6? It was so long ago.. All I remember is not being able to relax when sitting "normally". Couldn't get poop out :/
Aethyon
Not sure who needs to hear this, it's not embarrassing living with your folks and saving money, definitely recommend over living week toweek
IAmTheBadW01f
I lived with my parents for a couple years after college, paid "rent" which largely consisted of paying for things for the family and 1/
IAmTheBadW01f
Tracking enough of it to add up to the $400/month they were charging me. I might have actually paid them directly twice. 2/2
JCBalance
Thank you! I live with my parents and it's not weird, God rest their souls.
PedanticGonkDroid
JuxtaposeIsANeatWord
Not embarrassing for you. Embarrassing for our economy, job market, and future
SameAsEverybodyElse
True. Lived w parents until I was far in my middle 20s and fully capable to lead a good life. Not always worry if I can pay bills and food
Khaosus
It is when you bring a hottie home and have to ask your parents permission to use the "big bed" for "boing boing time"
ShittyAdmiral
I have to live with family and we still do that.
Minx8
I enjoy my adult sons living with me. They are welcome as long as they pitch in and don't act like an ass. Its financially advantagous rn
Aethyon
You are a good father ?
poopknifeMAN
I moved in with my parents to study for paramedic school. I can work less and study more. Its awesome!
CaptainCalamity
I moved back in with my parents. after, they decided to charge me rent "equal to what a low end apartment costs around here" or kick me out.
darkdragonempress
Good luck moving out again.
whereintheworldisfozziebear
My 50 year old BIL has been doing this with my parentsand no job for 3 years... he refuses to leave
Aethyon
This is different, I hope eventually he picks himself up, it does no one not even himself any good to not be doing anything every day
artbabi
Not everyone's parents are caring enough to let their children live with them, even when the parents are financially stable.
Aethyon
Not everyone's situation is a good one, I also know this, and it falls on those who do have it good to help, privilege is a responsibility
Aethyon
And should not be used as a luxury
kiwithunder12
It does hit the dating life pretty hard though.....
Enoan
I share a room with my older sister at our dads house. We both got someone. The logistics are complicated
Sasurau
Yeah, but in my case I didn't have a dating life in my 12 years living on my own. So, hey, no change the last 2 and a half years.
Slavtar
Not if they like to watch
Learningtobecomfy