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One of Michael Jackson's dancers gets stuck on the shoe nail in 'Smooth Criminal' (The one on the right)
Apr 30, 2020 7:55 AM
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kingofhearts23
That recovery is something else tho
jjskud7524
nefleb
nailed it
gracefalls
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SirSage
But every other dancer and even MJ try to move right foot first same as the guy who got stuck did. Unless I'm more blind than I thought.
HighlandViking
voguemouse
These are my favorite kinds of peeps!
Revan1138
How can his pener withstand that?!
HolyCowDoNotEat
I don’t think it was standing at all.
DrSharkbite
Click for sound
CheeseborgarSoop
Reminds me of Markipliers Moo video.
DigitalBang
omg was that this week?
RailRabbit
Nah it was last week. Try to keep up
IFoundOutThatYouCanHave63CharactersOntheUsernameHowCoolIsThat
imagine missing the pin and face planting into someones ass.
blackholevoid10011
Depends on the ass rather I dislike it.
finetoroastasimamarshmallow
So smooth it barely shows
MostLikelyNotWearingPants
You've been hit by... you've been hit by... Moose genitals...
userfriendly19777
Turtlegir
He moved his left foot first. Everyone moved their right first to unlock it from the pin
Applepotamus
today I learned they used shoe nails for this
somnif
Yep. He actually patented the system.
swagb98623
You have been kicked from the magic circle.
YayItsMillerTime
KAPTKipper
MJ had a patent for it.
papayaparty
That seems like it would be very nasty on your calves...
aLessThanCleverusername
I'm sorry could tou edit in 37 red arrows
CaptEgDiggles
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snuggle72
You’ve been hit by a smooth criminal ?
thatguywhohasnoname
Oh there's a pin on stage for them to do this... Now I know
sightlab
It gets more interesting even: https://mashable.com/2015/03/28/michael-jackson-shoe-patent/
Deletingmypastandfuture
and incredible strength, tons of pressure in the ankles, lower back, etc... the locked knees must have hurt.
Ect0Burger
I’m no doctor, but I read something about there’s a real danger of tearing the Achilles’ tendon when doing this move
pandro
Yeah, part of the reason entertainers get addicted to pills is from injuries while performing. They get hurt during a performance and keep 1
pandro
right on going. MJ got hit on the back during a concert. I suspect Prince's hips were a wreck from doing all those splits for years. 2/2
VictusVonGuyver
Not to mention the time he got accidently set on fire filming an ad. Though he couldn't finish that one with his hair ablaze.
MrBoopleSnootFluffkins
Yeah, whole system was patented... https://mashable.com/2015/03/28/michael-jackson-shoe-patent/?europe=true
xstickman
All I see with this move is just how badly your ankles would break if you fell forward and it makes me feel sick. Your feet can't lift up!
necessaryweevil
still, he got away with it like a... smooth criminal
reallysmoothcriminal
I approve!
cepacolusmaximus
That half second of sheer terror that guy felt tho
ramram70
YYYYEEEEAAAAHHH!!!
Toomuchsheep
HEE HEE!
dontmakemeanoptimist
Lucky MJ didn’t tell him to beat it.
TheAsterite
Brad, whatcha gonna do?
ma901beast
That would’ve been bad
Nicodemusthefirst
It would've been quite the thriller
iMirrelephant
Yeah, I bet they remember the time
necessaryweevil
nah, they just keep it in the closet
ThatLurker
Maybe he was the type that brought children to work
necessaryweevil
now he works from home
CheeseborgarSoop
Say what you want about Michael, but I do miss him and his music.
MrBoopleSnootFluffkins
You still have his music and he wasn't going to make any more, the guy was finished mentally and physically. Good thing he died when he did.
breakingcode
He probably liked to use decorative soaps that were shaped like seahorses.
DoctorWhoots420
Neat.
floofnmeeps
This video always makes the entire back of my legs hurt
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xsynosis
I'm still not seeing it, could you make it a little more obvious?
MrBoopleSnootFluffkins
Ain't this the guy that diddled with the young un's?
obarey
He had a weird and very suspicious relationship with kids. We don't know if it was sexual. All but impossible to prove either way.
BuickRiviera
I don’t do conspiracy theories or anything similar. He def f**ked those boys.
m3d1cated
yes he did
HonestCommentFarmer
PicassoCT
Just another kid, robbed of his youth for entertainment and moneys, and the booed of the stage as adult for beeing fucked in the head..
MrBoopleSnootFluffkins
I don't think it was a case of him missing out on his childhood, it was just the fact that Michael missed his childhood.
PicassoCT
Capitalism at is best ladys and gentleman, are you not entertained..
TheBoysInTheLab
This guy looks pretty entertained
?noredirect
obarey
I blame the parents. What type of parent would agree to send their kid alone to stay overnight with an adult they don't personally know?
BuickRiviera
Have you watched leaving neverland?
MrBoopleSnootFluffkins
When staying in hotels and sharing rooms in boys, Michael's people did their best to make sure the boys parents were kept out of the way...
MrBoopleSnootFluffkins
...they were given rooms on separate floors.
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CalebCakePilot
Non original content!!! *gasp*
HappyEngineer
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KrondorMocker
Look below
ruferto
life be like that sometimes
thecakefartisalie
You are correct, but it was 5 years ago.
SirSage
I would normally ask if you had a day job but considering all the rona and unemployment I guess playing detective is just a hobby?
GlowstickJedi
Haha to be honest I Googled 'Verdtext' before I read the second comment and it took me right to the original Imgur post.
jredio
Who “and I can’t stress this enough” CARES!
HapilyDamaged
wow you've seen everything
LogicalFallacyMan
Even stole the grammatical errors.
d3jake
Probably boys farming karma.
d3jake
Bots*
KrondorMocker
KrondorMocker
He is actually a really famous back up dancer, his name is Danny Verdtext. He and MJ we really close and after this show MJ (1/2)
HonestCommentFarmer
Slugsie
He was called Danny GreenText? *Doubt* ;)
hippocampus
you had me at VerdText you nasty double dipper.
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Kilo5117
ZackPizzazz
greakel
yup, downvotes away
marshawnlynchatapressinterviewsaying
Dam, stole the post and top comment?! Damn.. Looks like @asakatali and @twinklet0es have been struck by...
HappyEngineer
Wow, red-handed. Take 'em away boys.
JaXm
Bake 'em away, toys!
GlowstickJedi
What's that, Chief?
OlderWiser
Wow statute of limitations is 7 years. All they had to do was wait another year!
whatintheactualpfah
The time on your hands, and your memory, are fucking impressive.
GlowstickJedi
To be honest I Googled 'Verdtext' before I read the second comment and it took me right to the original Imgur post.
TheOnlySean
You set up your own joke, is that even legal
KrondorMocker
came up to him and said. "Danny are you ok?" (2/2)
Tredecim
Sonova...
apollo1983
DearAbbi
OP took two bites at the apple and it worked
HtNrN
"Are you okay, Danny?"
BrownestofCoats
Nice. Knew something was up with Verdtext though.
youdontknowmeormydog
He said "Danny are you OK" coral
Applepotamus
BradysButtBoy
I’m glad you gave me 3 chances to downvote you, you massive content stealing point whore
MohammadBinLadenHussain
EdMcBain
I only have one upvote.
thatsbadmmkay
This post was really about this comment wasnt it lol
nefleb
Perfect
leashie
dgtalchal
I was not expecting that
saboten13
Fucking lol
Thousandeyes
Was he ok?
nowiwannasniffsomeglue
He was hit
rmsrmsrms38
By a smooth criminal.
TheNotAnon
Ok first off, how dare you. I really thought this was a real trivia.
laton
And secondly, HOW DARE YOU??
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
Verdtext? Green text? Did you miss that?
THEfreshestbrew
God fucking dammit
ABonkeysManana
Ok, I’ve heard this before, but I have forgotten the context.
BenGoodal
We all fucking moon walked right into that one...