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MyDixieWrecked69
Two words... Pussy farts!!!
jrsofty
He was one of a kind, there will never be another like him.
TheFabulousFuehrer
He was. I'd recommend Louis CK for a living alternative or Bill Hicks for a dead one, but I'm sure you know both already.
P0oPfAce
Rufus!!
Sauroctonus
My man Rufus, here, he knows what he's talking about.
HeidiandFrankforlife
Be excellent to each other
iDrawStuff
The counter point to all of this is that just because you're unique, does not mean you're useful. Civilization requires cooperation.
Saxong42
He only called himself a comedian because nobody pays to see philosophers speak anymore.
skepticist99
"Live as if you were to die tomorrow, learn as if you were to live forever." -Mahatma Ghandi
DrunkenWeasel
I was introduced to him through Thomas the tank engine. When I grew up and found out he was a raunchy comedian I was floored and ecstatic.
Mahanos
"The Little Things We All Share" (last one) is truly my all time favorite.
pathtimber
This man has been a hero since i was a kid. His books are amazing.
SmellingThePsychosphere
"Men are jerks, women are psychotic." -Vonnegut
Cheomesh
I never really liked his shows. Then again, I'm not much on stand up comedy in general.
GoogolMaximus
They were always pushing for pain...and we were always pulling for pleasure.
ItDoesntMatterIfYouDontGivaShit
I LOVED him but it still makes me laugh that when I told my sister that he died her first response was " George .. say hello to god !"
larryrocketpants
“Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.” Him to a tee.
acertainlazychosenone
He's a decent comedian but all of the quotes above belong to r/im14andthisisdeep
swaziwarrior
Unless their name is Teddy Roosevelt then they start a war so they can go and win a medal of honor.
fe1od1or
"The country's going down the toobs... What toobs? I don't see any toobs! And why plural, toobs? One country- one toob!"
JapAnus
He is a legend
FoeOfFauxPho
Carlin's great, but these are not the best of his.
ILikeLarry
Dat last quote doh
IloveUimgur
http://ww4.hdnux.com/photos/03/47/33/947959/4/920x920.jpg Carlin with his partner Sally Wade and their dog Spot. "Life is a series of dogs."
jinglenuts
the first quote always reminds me of this "When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die." -- Jean-Paul Sartre
ImgurianWorldWarHistorian
Just remember folks. He was also a narrator for Thomas the Tank Engine.
FredaFelcher
So was Ringo!
killyourown
Not sure why you were being down voted. Ringo was OG... And presumably not even the best drummer on Thomas the Tank Engine.
FredaFelcher
Thank you!
leodavinci1
Still can't post a reply to a comment. Clicking on a comment just brings up an existing reply, clicking again closes the reply.
fjlk
#1 Early Rome it was the elite land owners who went to war...i've been told
CitizenDickbag
They were the officers, they made the plebs do the brunt of the actual fighting for them.
tarataqa
And who told you that? Trump?
fjlk
We'll never know for sure but at some point the wealthy land owners did go off and 'fight'. This was the man who told me.
fjlk
Dan is awesome! http://www.dancarlin.com/product/hardcore-history-34-death-throes-of-the-republic-i/
MrDonaught
My favorite was always his theory on the foreign dick policy.
KorruptJustice
"What? They have bigger dicks?! BOMB THEM!!"
SirTimTimOfSealand
"And of course the bombs, rockets and billets are all shaped like dicks."
scythe07
It's a subconscious need to project the penis into other peoples affairs, it's called FUCKING WITH PEOPLE!!!
RWM90
Never was a fan. Because he's charismatic, witty, and entertainingly bitter people look to him for wisdom. I find that foolish.
killyourown
So we should search out idols who are dull and have no people skills? I feel like imgur is a good place to start!
TheFabulousFuehrer
That guy was Jon Stewart's ethics, Louis CK's wits, Bill Hicks' rebelliousness and a poet of his own right. Owe him so many stoned laughs.
SmellingThePsychosphere
/a/vHHsL
CandidGamera
Big praise. Not like comments here wouldn't be full of "im14andthisisdeep" snark if you'd post the same words without mentioning Carlin.
TheFabulousFuehrer
Dunno why you've been downvoted. I agree, if I had said something like that, epecially in that way, about someone else, I'd get shit for it.
kentucklz
That was beautiful. Never heard him summed up quite so succinctly.
TheFabulousFuehrer
Thank you. :)
wadatahmydamie
It's the other way around. Jon Stewart has *his* ethics, and so on
TheFabulousFuehrer
Didn't mean to imply anything there. Especially neither plagiarism nor preference, just admiration. For all the mentioned people, too.
wadatahmydamie
Oh absolutely
MikeAracter
Was thinking the same thing ,Carlin was doing stand up when all these guys were in grade school.
irotinmyskin
very very well said
APersonWhoUsesImgur
George Carlin The Poet: https://youtu.be/Lk_dRzaBoUM
UltimaRatio
Thx for sharing didn't know that one!
Housemaster
Fucking chills...
2late2hate
I just realized Santa and Satan have all the same letters. Coincedence?
CertifiedAgreer
Now? NOW?
countnepula
I think NOT!
ThatOneGifOfJerryFuckingTomInTheAssIsMySpiritSlave
Damn, can I get the address of the rock you've been living under? Sounds really comfy.
2late2hate
Apparently if been under this rock for 58 years. It's amazing how people (me) zone on stuff that doesn't affect our daily lives. But did you
2late2hate
know our (Americas) military once set off an atomic bomb at the edge of our stratosphere just to see what would happen? They wanted to know
2late2hate
if it would cause an irreparable hole that would let shit fall in. See, I do know stuff.