Baby badass

Didyouevertrytohugtheskybehindyourhead

Obviously bottle-fed.

13 years ago |

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TryThisOnForSize

that baby looks like it could hold its liquor better than me.

13 years ago |

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DalekOverlord

Y'all motherfucker's need Jesus.

13 years ago |

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Thegreenbastardpartsunknown

I do believe that we have found ridiculously masculine man's daughter.

13 years ago |

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playfreebird

I know this is cliche but my username is relevant

13 years ago |

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ItalianStallions

Favorite drink? Still breast milk. Shit's delicious.

13 years ago |

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BadIdeasTom

Dear 6 pound, 8 ounce, Baby Jesus

13 years ago |

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MrBoomstik

'Cuz I'm as free as a bird now!!

13 years ago |

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interiorcrocodilealligatoridriveachevroletmovietheater

Upvote for you. The song was well before my time but it's one of my all-time favorites with one of the greatest guitar solos.

13 years ago |

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Imthedroidyouwerelookingfor

Her daddy?

13 years ago |

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thawmybeef

Real babies drink it straight.

13 years ago |

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icecreamsandwich

She didn't choose the thug life.

13 years ago |

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unknownuser013

I have no Lighter and my hands are to small to open this bottle. Of course I am pissed!

13 years ago |

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FrictionShliction

Snug life.

13 years ago |

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TobyNSaunders

-1 for tobacco, alcohol & child abuse

13 years ago |

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anotherAbeFroman

filter cigarette? pussy

13 years ago |

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Icanderelictemyownballs

I'm not getting into that stroller unless it's a Hemi...

13 years ago |

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thelazyninja

Caption nailed it.

13 years ago |

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thaxted2imgur

What's happenin Baby?

13 years ago |

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The2020ElectionWasStolen

Sweet Home Alabama

13 years ago |

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scotchbandit

Ok, Mom and Dad, just don't be surprised when she's pregnant in high school.

13 years ago |

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junkiebev

i wanna hang out w/ that baby.

13 years ago |

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tinroofrusted

If i leeeeave here tomoooroooow.....

13 years ago |

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erm5053

would you still remember meee

13 years ago |

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tinroofrusted

for i must beee traaavelling on noooow

13 years ago |

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SargasmGetIt

More like Cowboys From Hell

13 years ago |

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EchoTheCrat

Her husband: http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/344/225/c3b.jpg

13 years ago |

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wackjack

It's funny because they're both girls.

13 years ago |

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mooseattack

TIL people get married at 2 years old

13 years ago |

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waitwaitpleasetellme

arrange marriage that shit

13 years ago |

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CharlesFuckingBronson

They broke up because she was beating him up

13 years ago |

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marblesinmahmouth

I love his sweater

13 years ago |

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Skunkain

Would this be her high school fling?

13 years ago |

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ChimpsAreScary

What are you looking at punk.

13 years ago |

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TinkleToes

Just Jim Beam... at that age I was shooting the shine... no hope for our youth...

13 years ago |

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erlynx

Smoke on the Ba-ba

13 years ago |

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SoundsMadeUp

Not sure if Camel Wide or tiny baby.

13 years ago |

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sinkingflameofhilarity

Da fuck you lookin at.

13 years ago |

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