Feb 16, 2021 5:44 PM
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notyourmommasinfidel
Caught that Kraut napping.
MagicOrpheus310
Fucken Legendary
SixFeetShort
Nnnnnjeeeeeennnnkkkiiiiiiinnnnssssss!
JorElmasterofscheduling
My dad did this once when he took my brother and me to play paintball. He came back out a few seconds later absolutely covered in paint.
nomatta922
Cole2999
When Ash mains join the military
BenYourFriend
Impossible to headshot
Cynthmail
That one dude who popped up from behind the car gets me every time.
notallwholurkarelost
secondcityguitars
At least I ain't chiggin.
depressedscientist
Lol. Rookies are always so pumped.
lylandra
"Dammit Karl! Ok, let's go I guess..." - that dude in green
Gehennan
There's a police dog where I work named LEEROY JENKINS (they named him in all caps). It always makes me smile when I see him in reports.
OurFates
Source?
doctorhooah
SwampSniper on Youtube
TheSilverSeraph
Did he get chicken too?
jliviKittenJunkie
I'm not trapped in a room with you.
Psycho3968
All your base belongs to us!!
AFlyingPrius
Is this swamp sniper, on imgur?
AerialFootage
i'd recognise ballahack airsoft ANYWHERE
well.. the only place i can is at ballahack so i guess not ANYWHERE
That’s a 10-4 good buddy
R100GSPD
Toss in the grenade.
Vollesnor
Ow my god! He just went in!
SHARKEATINGACHEEZBURGER
Its the fading DOOM music followed by echoing shots that just tickles me.
usingYourMomAsAHat
Ye turned on sound -> +1 & fav
Kilroy115
DUNDUDUDunnnn
-sound of airsoft shots-
flaskfullofcoffee
Are we just gonna ignore the dude dressed in 1943 nazi attire
turelhimvampire
There's a bunch of folks who do Airsoft WW2 reenactment. As the outfits can get very expensive, some folk can't afford more than one set.
RolandDeschain1970
I go airsofting a lot and you would be surprised at how many dress up as ww2 german attire.
That’s... telling v
kkanne20
last time i went, people weren't acknowledging hits, also i accidentally shot a bb into a guy's mouth....wear full face masks, people.
I know someone who was shot in the uvula, he wasn't happy for the rest of the day lol
RogueVector
Speedsofters, man...
rattytom
... Jeeeeeeeeenkins!!!!!
TherealGuyLeDouche
He’s grinding for gear
SonOfABitchStoleMyLine
Why was the ref just hiding behind the car?
SnapKylePop
Ha ha, I thought that was someone dressed as Scorpion from Mortal Kombat.
mikeatike
Just pops up outta nowhere, lol.
Tminus1622d
I'm no expert, but I think that they wouldnt want to give the opposing team's position away to the defenders. If you see three refs at>>
rosebudthesled
Immersion. Like the refs in a real war. They are invisible till someone does something fucky.
SevTai
That and some people like to repeatedly light them up & then say "But I didn't know you was a ref!"
MeteorD8
“PAUSE! That’s a foul, you’re going to the Nuremberg Trials.”
Pestilences
"Thats an illegale hit!" *bullet wound magically heals
SilverAura
Wait, is war not in it of itself... something fucky?
QSteele
When COD players join the military.
Krakencrotch
Or when an actual soldier joins an airsoft game. I've seen a few just tear up the place.
Vall707
I'm in this sentence and I don't like it.
Melonfish
Airsoft, seen a lot of these, it's the guys at the end of the day look like they have chicken pox.
TacoPoweredHelicopter
But probably had the most fun
03eleverything
Depends on how good you are. I was always aggressive but thats how I was also taught. Violence by action or slow is smooth, smooth is fast
Ah, you sound like you've had actual military training, most airsofters have played COD :D
Lol I know them well, they were fun moving targets. Always enjoyed teaching the younger ones who would destroy them.Yeah I've had a couple.
jj999124
While they look like they had chicken pox they had far more fun
FelixG
Different people have different kinds of fun, I enjoy taking out people when they never knew I was there and playing for objectives.
Everyone has different play styles, some go to sneak and snipe l, others to support or throw nades all day
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
I would love to see the SAS doing airsoft it would be devastating
FG360
I'd pay to see that.
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
But not the Aussie SAS. We don't want no war crimes.
lysani
Can find a lot of videos on youtube of current and former military guys playing against regulars. Always pretty entertaining to watch.
Sharkbiscuit
As someone who has done 'paint ball' with the sas lets just say yes... they fucking destroyed me every time.
Miller16of16
I've done similar playing indoor paintball. Someone's gotta go in, if you're quick enough the other guys sometimes freeze up.
Etlac
"JOKE'S OVER, YOU'RE DEAD!"
100% this is why imo speedsoft/paintball playstyle is most effective in airsoft. I do the milsim room clearing thing but a guy like that-
-would likely push me and shoot me before i have a chance to raise my rifle
I've run right past guys up tight to inside of doorframe so fast I turned and shot them in the back. You need cover fire. Is very stressful>
to do that more than a few times. I hated clearing rooms but liked losing even less;)
Daarst
Same, run in, drop to a knee slide through the door, and blap anyone you see.
Its over quick whether it works or not...
Exactly! And the place I played at had carpet on the floor, so it was slick as hell. You could slide like 15ft easy. Just wear cleats.
AnnieGitchYerGun
What just happened? --- my fri... me. I'm asking. First - is this real life and not animation? 2nd - did that guy bumrush an uncleared room?
Armouredfalcon
Airsoft and a Speedsofter. basically a super tryhard who is ultra competitive, and often quite unfun to play with or against in casual games
It's Airsoft, like paintball but with BB guns. The kid is a Speedsofter, they are a subgroup of airsofters who gotta go fast.
Wait - this is like a real life game? How does one begin this sport/game? This is different than paintball, ya?
Gorapora
I'm kind of jealous/impressed that you haven't heard of airsoft.
To get started, Google for Airsoft venues near you and get in touch with one to see what they need you to do to take part. :)
Thanks! I'll do that.
Kinda. There's no paint so it's cleaner, the plastic bb's are more accurate and the replicas look much more realistic.
Really? Oh - bc the paintballs are bigger?
Yes, and the paintballs are less aerodynamic. The BBs are diamond cut machined to be a perfect 6mm sphere.
TeaMan101
No full auto in the building
O11i3
No full auto iN THE BUILDING!
Oxymuncher
It’s not on auto
speershawks
A lot of fields regulate that shit.
CometLaHal
I'll never understand that
v
sassort5
Even has wall hax.
rexmundi381931415
I upvote every fucking time I see it.
I upvote every upvote of this. Every time.
dav3nasty
I get that’s not “full” auto... so is it burst fire?
ARandySavageGifForEveryOccasion
Probably, either that or he is just tapping the trigger in full auto. Or maybe he's just that fast who knows?
Smittywerbenjagermenjenson
Probably a double trigger, used alot in paintball.
SickSickIndividual
This isnt paintball tho, its airsoft
imredheaded
Probably binary trigger. Pull and it fires, release and it fires again.
Mal1t1a
Damn bro, okay
Nephus
God I hate people that say bro. I'm sure he's probably a nice a guy, but don't fucking talk to me in drunk frat.
Snowpossum
*shits pants and runs*
happywalker
well then we'll just have to escalate :-P
Soufange
On the one hand I've been told these are bad for the environment. On the other hand... do want.
OutlawGerman
Fucking WHERE
lncorrectGrammerNazi
.
seems to be a paintball thing https://www.track-wheels.co.uk/store/p7/Scorpion_Max.html#/
notyourmommasinfidel
Caught that Kraut napping.
MagicOrpheus310
Fucken Legendary
SixFeetShort
Nnnnnjeeeeeennnnkkkiiiiiiinnnnssssss!
JorElmasterofscheduling
My dad did this once when he took my brother and me to play paintball. He came back out a few seconds later absolutely covered in paint.
nomatta922
Cole2999
When Ash mains join the military
BenYourFriend
Impossible to headshot
Cynthmail
That one dude who popped up from behind the car gets me every time.
notallwholurkarelost
secondcityguitars
At least I ain't chiggin.
depressedscientist
Lol. Rookies are always so pumped.
lylandra
"Dammit Karl! Ok, let's go I guess..." - that dude in green
Gehennan
There's a police dog where I work named LEEROY JENKINS (they named him in all caps). It always makes me smile when I see him in reports.
OurFates
Source?
doctorhooah
SwampSniper on Youtube
TheSilverSeraph
Did he get chicken too?
jliviKittenJunkie
I'm not trapped in a room with you.
Psycho3968
All your base belongs to us!!
AFlyingPrius
Is this swamp sniper, on imgur?
AerialFootage
i'd recognise ballahack airsoft ANYWHERE
AerialFootage
well.. the only place i can is at ballahack so i guess not ANYWHERE
doctorhooah
That’s a 10-4 good buddy
R100GSPD
Toss in the grenade.
Vollesnor
Ow my god! He just went in!
SHARKEATINGACHEEZBURGER
Its the fading DOOM music followed by echoing shots that just tickles me.
usingYourMomAsAHat
Ye turned on sound -> +1 & fav
Kilroy115
DUNDUDUDunnnn
Kilroy115
-sound of airsoft shots-
flaskfullofcoffee
Are we just gonna ignore the dude dressed in 1943 nazi attire
turelhimvampire
There's a bunch of folks who do Airsoft WW2 reenactment. As the outfits can get very expensive, some folk can't afford more than one set.
RolandDeschain1970
I go airsofting a lot and you would be surprised at how many dress up as ww2 german attire.
flaskfullofcoffee
That’s... telling
v
kkanne20
last time i went, people weren't acknowledging hits, also i accidentally shot a bb into a guy's mouth....wear full face masks, people.
RolandDeschain1970
I know someone who was shot in the uvula, he wasn't happy for the rest of the day lol
RogueVector
Speedsofters, man...
rattytom
... Jeeeeeeeeenkins!!!!!
TherealGuyLeDouche
He’s grinding for gear
SonOfABitchStoleMyLine
Why was the ref just hiding behind the car?
SnapKylePop
Ha ha, I thought that was someone dressed as Scorpion from Mortal Kombat.
mikeatike
Just pops up outta nowhere, lol.
Tminus1622d
I'm no expert, but I think that they wouldnt want to give the opposing team's position away to the defenders. If you see three refs at>>
rosebudthesled
Immersion. Like the refs in a real war. They are invisible till someone does something fucky.
SevTai
That and some people like to repeatedly light them up & then say "But I didn't know you was a ref!"
MeteorD8
“PAUSE! That’s a foul, you’re going to the Nuremberg Trials.”
Pestilences
"Thats an illegale hit!" *bullet wound magically heals
SilverAura
Wait, is war not in it of itself... something fucky?
QSteele
When COD players join the military.
Krakencrotch
Or when an actual soldier joins an airsoft game. I've seen a few just tear up the place.
Vall707
I'm in this sentence and I don't like it.
Melonfish
Airsoft, seen a lot of these, it's the guys at the end of the day look like they have chicken pox.
TacoPoweredHelicopter
But probably had the most fun
03eleverything
Depends on how good you are. I was always aggressive but thats how I was also taught. Violence by action or slow is smooth, smooth is fast
Melonfish
Ah, you sound like you've had actual military training, most airsofters have played COD :D
03eleverything
Lol I know them well, they were fun moving targets. Always enjoyed teaching the younger ones who would destroy them.Yeah I've had a couple.
jj999124
While they look like they had chicken pox they had far more fun
FelixG
Different people have different kinds of fun, I enjoy taking out people when they never knew I was there and playing for objectives.
Melonfish
Everyone has different play styles, some go to sneak and snipe l, others to support or throw nades all day
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
I would love to see the SAS doing airsoft it would be devastating
FG360
I'd pay to see that.
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
But not the Aussie SAS. We don't want no war crimes.
lysani
Can find a lot of videos on youtube of current and former military guys playing against regulars. Always pretty entertaining to watch.
Sharkbiscuit
As someone who has done 'paint ball' with the sas lets just say yes... they fucking destroyed me every time.
Miller16of16
I've done similar playing indoor paintball. Someone's gotta go in, if you're quick enough the other guys sometimes freeze up.
Etlac
"JOKE'S OVER, YOU'RE DEAD!"
jj999124
100% this is why imo speedsoft/paintball playstyle is most effective in airsoft. I do the milsim room clearing thing but a guy like that-
jj999124
-would likely push me and shoot me before i have a chance to raise my rifle
Miller16of16
I've run right past guys up tight to inside of doorframe so fast I turned and shot them in the back. You need cover fire. Is very stressful>
Miller16of16
to do that more than a few times. I hated clearing rooms but liked losing even less;)
Daarst
Same, run in, drop to a knee slide through the door, and blap anyone you see.
Miller16of16
Its over quick whether it works or not...
Daarst
Exactly! And the place I played at had carpet on the floor, so it was slick as hell. You could slide like 15ft easy. Just wear cleats.
AnnieGitchYerGun
What just happened? --- my fri... me. I'm asking. First - is this real life and not animation? 2nd - did that guy bumrush an uncleared room?
Armouredfalcon
Airsoft and a Speedsofter. basically a super tryhard who is ultra competitive, and often quite unfun to play with or against in casual games
turelhimvampire
It's Airsoft, like paintball but with BB guns. The kid is a Speedsofter, they are a subgroup of airsofters who gotta go fast.
AnnieGitchYerGun
Wait - this is like a real life game? How does one begin this sport/game? This is different than paintball, ya?
Gorapora
I'm kind of jealous/impressed that you haven't heard of airsoft.
turelhimvampire
To get started, Google for Airsoft venues near you and get in touch with one to see what they need you to do to take part. :)
AnnieGitchYerGun
Thanks! I'll do that.
turelhimvampire
Kinda. There's no paint so it's cleaner, the plastic bb's are more accurate and the replicas look much more realistic.
AnnieGitchYerGun
Really? Oh - bc the paintballs are bigger?
turelhimvampire
Yes, and the paintballs are less aerodynamic. The BBs are diamond cut machined to be a perfect 6mm sphere.
TeaMan101
No full auto in the building
O11i3
No full auto iN THE BUILDING!
Oxymuncher
It’s not on auto
speershawks
A lot of fields regulate that shit.
CometLaHal
I'll never understand that
TeaMan101
sassort5
Even has wall hax.
rexmundi381931415
I upvote every fucking time I see it.
Vall707
I upvote every upvote of this. Every time.
dav3nasty
I get that’s not “full” auto... so is it burst fire?
ARandySavageGifForEveryOccasion
Probably, either that or he is just tapping the trigger in full auto. Or maybe he's just that fast who knows?
Smittywerbenjagermenjenson
Probably a double trigger, used alot in paintball.
SickSickIndividual
This isnt paintball tho, its airsoft
imredheaded
Probably binary trigger. Pull and it fires, release and it fires again.
Mal1t1a
Damn bro, okay
Nephus
God I hate people that say bro. I'm sure he's probably a nice a guy, but don't fucking talk to me in drunk frat.
Snowpossum
*shits pants and runs*
happywalker
well then we'll just have to escalate :-P
Soufange
On the one hand I've been told these are bad for the environment. On the other hand... do want.
OutlawGerman
Fucking WHERE
lncorrectGrammerNazi
.
happywalker
seems to be a paintball thing https://www.track-wheels.co.uk/store/p7/Scorpion_Max.html#/