StickleyMan
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Sexy Motorcycle Wash
Aug 23, 2013 3:26 PM
StickleyMan
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SmerkBich
...and, my day is made.
Odessa
I love how she seemed completely unaware that it was moving - right until the end.
cormacmccarthyreviewsdottiescafe
Fuck is she alright?! (The bike)
abott
She just got plowed
degar
I was waiting for it to go horribly wrong.
timidpueo
make sure you WIPE OUT that smudge
warrioragainststupidity
For those that don't know, a bike like that can weigh 400-500lbs.
SerialKillerJim
I told my penis not to click this but it did anyways.....SILLY PENIS
danzafan37
Relevant?
nol3ody
Totally what I thought was going to happen. Still laughed.
RichardSimmons
I expected it to zoom in on her face, and reveal it to be a man. Instead, that.
wawaweewee
Oh man, at first I was like, I like where this is going, and then I really liked where it went.
KLCKAT1101
that hurt
Othayuni
Guys, I don't think the cleanliness of that motorcycle is her priority.
OsamaBinBiden
Are you dissing her technique? SEXIST! /s
AbusiveWankerVEVO
It clearly says Motorcycle Wash, what else could she be doing up there?
Morella
Especially since she appears to be using plain old soap and water on the leather seat.
robinblumenscheins9000
Pride commeth before a fall..lmbo
SimonDemort
Yo dose she have insurance
Bardwang1
劲
kellybot
as someone who knows nothing about motorcycles, i feel like anything with 2 wheels that cant handle tipping over is an engineering failure
Makinbrosmadonimgurandnotgivingafuck
Oh for fucks sake. Getting blood on the bike after you stupidly wash it is counterproductive.
ExpressionOfShock
This is why I always resist people touching my bike. I don't give a fuck who you are, even if I'm paying you, it makes me uncomfortable.
Trynnun
Your definitely an owner and rider of a nice bike. We all feel that way.
SirWalrusSparkleTitties
I have a shit fit anytime someone tries to "help" wipe the light layer of dust that accumulates on the gas tank after a ride.
chipmunkshavenuts
Maybe I'm doing it wrong, but my bike seems to collect dust while in the garage. Gets blown off while riding. :D
SirWalrusSparkleTitties
Note to non-riders: NEVER fucking do that.
TheImgurServer
I was hoping that would happen.
Monarchist
you jinxed it I bet
YoureThinkingAboutFoolyCoolyingRightNowArentYou
*knew
epicor
I saw the thumb and thought "Surely she knocks the bike over. Dare I hope it's not just some crappy wash?" Was not disappointed.
NotAlwaysUnderstandCauseFrenchButTryToLearn
she had it coming
laestrella
Me too, haha
datbat
Good to know I'm not the only asshole here!
ESPN8theOcho
real time thought process: "that has to be a dude. i know that's a dude. that's a dude. oh now's when he turns and reveals his dude-nes-LOL"
randomplaceholder
Exactly the same thing I thought, with a smidgeon of "face will be fugly"
netabuse
it's okay, Eowyn totally avenges him, and she's *no man*.
jrau18
Here's mine: please be a dude, please be a dude, please be a dude
Pharya
This
nickmobile67
Do you know how I know you are gay?
jrau18
How do you know I'm not a woman?
HeeelllloooooooMurse
i concur
MyMesobook
yip
philzee128
Andddddd broken legs.
InfiniteSynapse
Oh damn I remember the guy kicking a concrete wall having his leg crushed. Ouch.
UsePNGnotJPEG
I can also hear a thwack from her skull hitting the pavement.
holybutterzz
Forget her legs what about the bike!
jaxto
and a pissed off owner, a bike's value drops big time once it has been dropped
JonSmiththesecondjrsbowlofcerealscontemplationofexistence
it's okay! she cushioned it's fall
TheBearGrylls
If he had frame sliders they probably on got scuffed up from this light fall. Replace those and the bike is fine. No one would ever know.
Abso
How can one verify if it has/has not been dropped?
jaxto
by the scratches and dents, if you want to spend a whole lot of money for new a fairing and/or gas tank, then you could lie about it
mremaknu
At a guess, because a ton of stuff has been replaced but only on one side.
bugbug23
As a girl, a motorcycle falls on me every time I try to look sexy too.
BeardKhan
Because you overdo, become a sexy goddess, and bikers chase you for your stunning hot body?
bugbug23
Man...how'd you know?
BeardKhan
Sometimes when i'm drunk i flirt very weirdly.