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Pole dancing for Jesus. Ok I have questions.
Sep 26, 2020 10:06 PM
XnastypenguinX
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Pole dancing for Jesus. Ok I have questions.
SuedeRobinson
mmfrancis
Pole gymnastics is the official demonstration sport of the Olympics in Los Angeles in 2028
NuclearMonk
Can't wait to watch the tryouts.
WorshipTheSun
surroundedbytwits
This dad practically drilled a laser hole in the young lady with his eyes. I’ve never seen such concentration.
commentsivehadafew
And from that day forward, they never had trouble finding dads to volunteer for field trips
BOBNOBODY
Dad on the left has the best seat in the house!
usernamechecksout02
MampokisiThunder
Hahahaaaa! I remember this.
joker2814
What in the Florida is this fuckery?
feyfeatherfall11
Ty. Im totally stealing this saying now
jsk39
Hey don’t pin this one on us
Cmycherrytree
Why did I have to scroll so far to find my comment I was going to make? WTF?
teufel0341
KnownSecretCarrot
I know. Could use a lot more pixels.
BallsackHippo
What the fuck is going on here?
OfAlltheUsernamesonImgurThisisOne
B3aRH4nds
I dont remember my field trips being like this
SupraLove
I didn’t even realize it was children watching until I read your comment.. I may or may not have only been focusing on the dancer lol.
surroundedbytwits
We went to a potato chip factory once.
barbarian818
if my schools had field trips like this, I would have skipped a LOT less school in jr high and high school.
thesosoartist
Cause the teacher that did it got fired
Nathanfake
Me neither. Missed out
B3aRH4nds
Gen Z be wilding
roamer145
I had a 3rd grade teacher do abelly dance routine in a skimpy outfit in a stage show we took as field trip to for Christmas. It happens.
labyrinthconvention
Did you take the hint?
Theviewfromhere9
Homeschooled?
Anguang
As long as it wasn't a owerweight 50+ year's hairy dude, it's survivable
andwings2go
Clearly never told the fathers this was happening. None of the kids have any ones
joeyecho101
This is why private school costs more.
FizzyBacon
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
What season of survivor is this, anyone know? I'll give you an up vote
xXx420NoScopeSuperSniperHyperWolfAwoo69xXx
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
I did, I couldn't find the answer. Ass
xXx420NoScopeSuperSniperHyperWolfAwoo69xXx
Even if I was a point whore, I don't deserve to be called an ass. Nobody taught you how to treat others?
xXx420NoScopeSuperSniperHyperWolfAwoo69xXx
I would have used my superior google-fu, but I noticed you treat us like your personal fake internet point whores.
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
I did, I couldn't find the answer. Ass #2
xXx420NoScopeSuperSniperHyperWolfAwoo69xXx
well, good luck with that then. You could try ask nice, maybe I change my mind, maybe go fuck yourself.
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
I asked generally.
xXx420NoScopeSuperSniperHyperWolfAwoo69xXx
xXx420NoScopeSuperSniperHyperWolfAwoo69xXx
xXx420NoScopeSuperSniperHyperWolfAwoo69xXx
Nothing tastes better than five hundred dollars.
scriptsarge
“Honey, can you book the princess for Becky’s birthday party?”
Naroyto
surroundedbytwits
He’s in love.
ForTheDumps
KrampusCopia
I believe we witnessed the birth of a fetish
xXx420NoScopeSuperSniperHyperWolfAwoo69xXx
Not everyone has pictures of right when we hitting puberty. That's something for sure.
ForTheDumps
ForTheDumps
DoomSquirter
ForTheDumps
Slowga
MOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM! YOU PROMISED
EvilDeadTed
Someone got their first boner.
ForTheDumps
DrSharkbite
noodlemcb
This.... +1
the3th
i love you now.
notyourmommasinfidel
I don't remember this in Shrek. Fiona was a pole dancer?
ILovedUnicornsFirst
This song was in Scrubs too. I think that’s where I first heard it.
Denvercoder09
Did you not watch the extended edition?
Frothington
Susie: Miss, shouldn't we be learning about math & stuff? Jake: SHUT UP SUSIE.
ThisIsGerbilReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
Career day?
bydesignph
Show us your tits
caterpillarsareweird
My thoughts exactly lol
Curli187
Grandparents day
bonniecarusoart
Would someone please tell me WTF Is gong on here? I have tried to read all the comments. So... WTF!? Why? Where!
Anguang
No on knows. But poledancing in front of a bunch of 6 year olds while their parents are watching, takes some "High Courage".
SatoriAnne
"I wanna be a pole dancer when i grow up"- kid at the front probably
LoadedBakedPotatoes
Recruitment day.
cable7193
LCCyncity
At least its not 'Take Your Kid to Work' day
Eaglemk4
DADDY HAD A BIRTHDAY BUDGET, AND HE STAYED UNDER BUDGET!!!
hairyfishsticks
Bring your kids to work day. HR never thinks things through.
itzdirtnasty
bwahahahah
crazymojomonkey
Wait until transgender story day
TheSomethingSomethingGenericReplyGuy
Listen you madafffsighs... you win this round mate now let me alone
GamerDad82
“Now remember kids; if you’re not smart then you need to be sexy and athletic with questionable morals!”
JesusFischer
TheBunnyPants
This was my exact reaction to top comment
TheCuntCrusader
Super High Quality version for future use friend:
xXx420NoScopeSuperSniperHyperWolfAwoo69xXx
Guess I'll be the that guy then; the lowres did the job just fine. Thumbnail looks like shit, I can still appreciate the HQ version tho. ty
TheCuntCrusader
Soo.. what was the point of this comment exactly?
xXx420NoScopeSuperSniperHyperWolfAwoo69xXx
u asking me? But I already told u I am "that guy"
Goldenteckel
J.K. Simmons deserves the best quality !
trapperjohnmd
Come on Dad stand up it’s time to go .... just a second dear.
willowhoot
As a Christian: 1) Hallelujah is not a Christian song, never was. 2) This is what happens when you make up your own version of Christianity.
xXx420NoScopeSuperSniperHyperWolfAwoo69xXx
Yeah, ok, but you see it's the assumed pseudo-christianity in this that bothers most of us here the least [cont] ->
xXx420NoScopeSuperSniperHyperWolfAwoo69xXx
The top of the pole is not even attached to anything. But what's really concerning is the audience here.
drakewarnock
The only people who think Hallelujah is a Christian song are people who don't pay attention to lyrics.
Stephen9000
There are as many versions of Christianity as there are Christians
itzhope
You’re following someone else’s made up version of Christianity. What makes it different?
Azawarau
I agree with 1 but 2 is pretty questionable. The whole no true scotsman fallacy thing . The book can be used to defend many things
ElCapitanBoomerang
Sign me up for this church
Chirikain
oh yeah? well ill make my own version with black jack and hookers
Cantfindmybirthcertificate
And doesnt it talk about when he raped the girl? I think I read that somewhere.
ThriceGreat
The biblical allusion of David and Bathsheba is about David coveting the wife of a man he sends off to die so he can take the wife by force.
Wonderbeastlett
Actually, david sleeps with her while she is still married, she gets pregnant, he tries to cover the pregnancy by...
Wonderbeastlett
Having the hubs come home early to sleep with her, he refuses pleasure while his troops are at war and then david kills him and marries her.
Wonderbeastlett
And if you read further, God punishes his greed and selfishness thru a still birth of the child.
frankenmullet22
Hallelujah - that kids dad in the front row
that300ZXguy
"My first boner!"
Plantmatter
surroundedbytwits
https://i.imgur.com/IyENtv5
Jumpercables24
And thats when little jimmy got his first boner and together with dad.
Mxlespxles
That's not the first time
MrHamurai
I think I made this exact face watching this......
Thismuchistrue
All the little boys reach for their lunch money.
BIC777
I agree that pole dancing for children is odd, but this is not a Christian song despite the Biblical references.
mrpotatodick
No source or context, for all we know this is some weird cult and shes preparing herself as a human sacrifice. :)
XIXIXimena
Sounds like the K.D. Lang version and she's lesbian. And the pole is a symbol for the penis. And there used to be a kids' menu at Hooters.
CharlesOffdensen
Get this champion a lectern, they’re a genius!
XIXIXimena
Whaaa? I was speaking about incongruence in 140 characters. What say you?
CharlesOffdensen
I wasn’t being sarcastic, I laughed my ass off at the Hooters line.
Gababu
While this is waaaayy out there. There's tons of activities that make no sense for kids to be in that parents take them to.
cading
Thank you! It always annoys me when people play this at funerals.
qtRaven
I don't know about that. Check out this hymn: https://youtu.be/ulDC1w1ydLI
WaterThose2003
Well what's it about?
BIC777
Heartbreak and trials of relationships.
designjunkie
Sex and religion. https://www.rollingstone.com/feature/how-leonard-cohens-hallelujah-brilliantly-mingled-sex-religion-194516/
ThicclikePaulBunyan
The guy who wrote that was Jewish.
XIXIXimena
Ah, such a 'Beautiful Loser' ...
beautifulejaculation
Leonard fucking Cohen
ThicclikePaulBunyan
Born and raised in Montreal baby!
Noemmiekehtoo
Is gymnastics odd to show to children? Same outfits, same skill sets, they're athletes, both are competitive sports. "But, but strippers!"?
Noemmiekehtoo
You people do know pole sports is an actual sport with championship titles and all? Trying to become an Olympic sport on observer status.
BIC777
Noemmiekehtoo
What do you mean?
ohfudgecicles
Show me a stripper who does an Amanar in her routine and I'll share your outrage.
Noemmiekehtoo
Me show you a stripper? Because my point is there hardly is any stripper capable of doing anything an athlete does on pole sports.
Arrofancy
Wait.. what's your point?
Noemmiekehtoo
Asking for real or trying to be witty?
Noemmiekehtoo
But Google for example Oona Kivelä (former competitive gymnast and multiple champion) if you feel like educating yourself.
metrognome11
Sure everything in this vid makes sense. Pole dancing, children, the music, religion....
DynamaxAgumon
Other than the song which has biblical references but is a popular secular song what is religious about the video? Did I miss something?
mendrak
The song isn't religious really... definitely awkward here.
RagingRaven336
Would be funny if one of those kids threw a $20
Cattwalking
Make it rain.
FlyingButtPliers
How about one of those fake $100's that the back side say - Ha! Gotcha, believe in god.
Steefffan
Got eem
Mostlydeadpool
"Hi Mom."
Steefffan
$20? You better cash that in for singles and make it last
InternetHasRuinedMe
Exactly, especially for act II...
MindRape
My 20 will last as long as i do so fuck off!
qwkhyena42
+1. Got to learn to pace yourself.
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jayheedan365
Hashbrown123
Nah, you get $2 Bill's so you stand out.
yourcreepyunclefriendly
club near me only exchanges $2 bills
apmcg1011
You spelled rain wrong.
FireBreathingStockBroker
$20 isn't rain. It's barely even a sprinkle.
nonCanadianGoose
EnigmaticVigoss
Girl in black is not amazed ?
Thismuchistrue
Need more cow bell.
eltuna
I got a fever...
solmazer
Wait... Was an "8" party balloon?
AlexSkullUterna
85
Imagine8ion
Only one very young guy looks happy, everyone else looks so pissed. Now I just want all the details. ?
nonCanadianGoose
Like what the 8 is for?
DirtyChalupa6669
Me dió sed.
CasualBlasphemer
I like the girlfriend at the end
SheSellsSeaShellzz
Me too she’s SUPER thrilled
MediaBiasCheckerFanboy
She looks familiar...she in movies?
IIIdkbruh
Very familiar. A name would definitely help.
MediaBiasCheckerFanboy
This guy gets it
IIIdkbruh
My brother, research has been undertaken. Karol Santacruz.
beardedwonder124
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JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
I see no context showing this is "for Jesus". Regardless, doing this in front of children is classless
jaggcomputing5
Don't see what is inherently wrong or lewd about pole dancing. It requires loads of strength, skill and stamina.
mendrak
They all cheered when her dress came off...
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
You seem to be deliberately ignoring the part that it's "to children" which really says more about you
jaggcomputing5
Do note that children do not see things the same way as adults. Rewatch a Disney show you saw as a kid. You will see things you missed.
jaggcomputing5
So you wouldn't allow children to watch gymnastics? Why not?
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
I consider this very different than valut or a floor the double bars
jaggcomputing5
Yes, it is, but so what? It is only the association that is the problem. The skills are the same. And kids do not see the same as adults.
Bassemuss
No less clothes than an dancer or acrobat in a cirkus. The kids se it as a performance more than you
drakewarnock
You're not wrong, but there is always going to be something inherently sexual about a performance focusing on the crotch.
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
It is clearly meant for sexual arousal. Stop trying to change what this is about
PrincessJellyfeesh
What did she do that was meant to be for sexual arousal?
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JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
Wrong
drakewarnock
Maybe I was just an early bloomer, but I sure as hell understood sexual arousal when I was a kid.
holtyun
Pole dancing became an art form and exercise format a while ago. Does not need to be sexual. Pole dancing competitions are amazing.
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
Fencing became a sport and and exercise a while ago. Fencing competitions are amazing. This does not mean that at its core it is not about
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
How to injure or kill another person for self defense or offensive assault. Same logic with pole dancing
drakewarnock
Yes and no. There's no real way to make pole dancing un-arousing just by the nature of spinning upside down with your crotch out. And the 1/
drakewarnock
2/ fact that you can't really wear pants while doing it. But I do think the veil-thing she had on was supposed to cover up her ass as 2/
drakewarnock
3/ much as possible. I don't think it was supposed to fall off like that. My point is, it's not like people got together to try and see 3/