OopsIMeanToFartButAPoopCameOut
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Jun 5, 2020 1:43 AM
OopsIMeanToFartButAPoopCameOut
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#bees
Bugdaze
I was mildly interested, now I'm terrified
DudeItLooksLikeIDidntChooseAnUsername
thatsmyfetish69
“Dammit Carl! Lift with your knees!”
ExTechOp
But aren't Carl's knees just the greatest thing, though?
HEYimSQUANCHINinHERE
Muttons1337
PeebRow
fuck, that never gets old!
BagFullOfMommy
Oi fuck off ya wee flying shits, that's my honey.
pawneeeee
DejaMorus
It's not so much organized cooperation in this case as a few bees really trying hard to crawl to the honey and pushing the cap off.
ruferto
bees do crazy coordinated activities. so, its possible.
EnokMolkeHansson
unorganized cooperation? ants move things together all the time, and it's certainly evolotionary benifitial to cooperate even if it's not ¹
EnokMolkeHansson
sophisticated and planned. my guess is that it's on purpose.
pxlphile
What I see is comrades seizing the means of production
SmokyDoggg
I for one welcome our new bee overlords
kindy0100
That’s cool and all, but like.... weren’t you still using that honey???
GoliathSkittles
It ain't ruined just because bees touched it, pretty sure they have touched it in the past too.
aninvisiblemaniac
yeah their insides touched it even
StewedTomaters
Then it was pasteurized, though. I mean, it's probably still fine...
BEElife
Honey is a pretty unforgiving place for most germs and bacteria. Bees aren't likely to contaminate it if they are on it
StewedTomaters
Right, but if it's been pasteurized to prevent crystals from forming, then the likelihood of these dudes bringing back any bacteria to the
certifiedcaterpillarblindfolder
SchmuseKatze
I root for Team Bee, oh, the tension till they finally made it!
AsianLeprechaun
PUSH
drakewarnock
P U S H
scroobiusgav
BUZZ
SeeMyVests
B U Z Z
doesntmatter
B U Z H
Saxxon92
LIFT
LetTheWorldBurnSinceNoOneFFFingCares
The cap of a honey bottle *
hammersquirrel
Freebies
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TurangaLeelaIsMyMom
This Candyman sequel sucks.
waitwhat1234
SeeMyVests
Boobees
Billy2sweet
How dare you make me watch that.
baursaq
Indian BeeDSM?
MohammadBinLadenHussain
missojennie
potatocaat
I bet that would feel really weird in his bellybutton
Mogomra12
Indian Candyman!!
Danialhxn
Candyman before made the movie
fluortanten
Was thinking Candyman: Origins
NickRivieraMD
Bees in my shirt? Yes indeed, and why shouldn't I?
DentonClone
Don't say his name five times!
BuddingDownvoteEnthusiast
This man is a savage
slidewhistlesymphony
Brings new and profound meaning to the term, "Hive Mind."
68people
Its the origin of the term...!
fiftydollarbill
Not new. That’s where the term came from. Bees are cooperative and often function as a unit
MisterCola
BEADS?!
Rodltwo
BEES?!
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ViolentlyOfferingBeerToSheep
BEANS!?
Rodltwo
BEADS!!
myeyesthegogglesdonothing
L I F T!! Oh wait, that's ants
InsaneDeman
@IOnlyUpvoteBees your time to shine if you haven't been here yet.
IOnlyUpvoteBees
OH SNAP!! Look at those workin babees! Thanks for the tag. I’ve never seen this beefore.
InsaneDeman
You're welcome. I find it impossible to see bees on here without thinking of you since I first saw you a while back. Similar to seeing...
InsaneDeman
...a pic of Michael Cera and instantly checking the username. Or VERY long multi-comments and checking if it's the one guy...
InsaneDeman
Can't remember the username, haven't seen him in a while actually.
braydzz
goudist
Damn looters!
BobRossHB
Idk if intended but, Looter bees is a term for bees that raid a weak abandon or dying hive... fyi
mycods
I think you're talking about robber bees, but ok
greenchair
I did not know that
mycods
Sooo looters? (4th year beekeeper here. Love them girls.)
Djchoragos
After I harvest honey I leave all the equipment near the hive and they clean out all the leftovers. A little sanitiser and good to go!
XeoNZ
Bruh, even the bees are looting...
FailedCrate
Please NEVER give honey to bees. It could contain germs of the "foul brood" or similar deases. Only give sugarwater to exhausted bees.
FailedCrate
*diseases
FailedCrate
...and yes I'm aware of that the person filming is not actively giving honey.
tinymimosas
Thank you. I was going to say this if no one else did.
StewedTomaters
Never heard of that, it sounds metal. In this case the honey's likely been pasteurized, idk if that affects anything.
FailedCrate
Why would pasteurize honey?!
NERDRAGEohacat
It's done so the honey will remain in clear liquid form longer, which makes for a more visually appealing product.
FailedCrate
Does it? I think I've never seen pasteurized honey in Germany. Alas the US also washes their eggs with chlorine water, puts their poultry...
FailedCrate
..in chlorine water for cooling and such. Anyways: creamy honey > clear honey. Also buy local honey.
StewedTomaters
If you've ever seen clear honey, I can almost guarantee it was pasteurized, you just didn't notice it. And the chlorine in the water thing
imakespellingerrorsonpurpose
Read my bio.
InsaneDeman
I ran across this comment randomly... And your bio is, um, lengthy. I made it maybe four screens down before I got curious and sped down....
InsaneDeman
Maybe I'll tackle it another day and see if your intentional misspellings spell something. There were a lot of Cs early on, though?
imakespellingerrorsonpurpose
Spelling errors are there to show I wrote the script to the bee movie and others can't copy it without doing work
Chronozon937
L I F T
Toxicsinew
dearbluey
We Lift Together.
Saumy
Just taking back what's theirs.
randorandoreallythatnamestakentoo
Damn Indian givers
SaladReject
buT thE pRoPeRTY daMAGe!!1!
AsAHistorian
Dang it I was gonna say, haha +1
FrancisFulloffrenchpeople
hahathatisfunny
I really need to watch this movie huh
CaptainThePirate
It’s on pornhub free so like, you have no reason not to.
hahathatisfunny
compelling argument
arthonnen93
I'm glad to see this used in it's original form in a situation that makes sense. Thank you.
clamdriver
Damn. Is that for real?
DumbledoresNipples
Oh yeah. Bees will rob the shit out of other hives too, if given the chance. Food is food. Gotta be careful when managing colonies.
SonrisaRN
L I F T
decorativemooseknuckle
"Give...it...back!"
dekket
Repo-bees
GatDangHippies
"That's our vomit! We don't know you!"
CaptainThePirate
*stings in the dick*
SpikeWolfwood
https://ihlayanews.com/bee-sting-to-the-penis-can-permanently-enlarge-your-penis/
CloudedJava
Thanks for the tip
AnimalRescueGuy
No, not the b—. Wait, hold up.
kalka44
taking back their vomit
imakespellingerrorsonpurpose
Read my bio. Explains the whole story
arthonnen93
Oh wow. That's a long bio.
ImShocked
Is your bio the entire script for the bee movie
imakespellingerrorsonpurpose
Yes. With spelling errors I made on purpose in case someone copies it. Thus the name.
Shewy92
I think that's the plot of The Bee Movie, but no one's ever watched it to confirm
ProbablyNotTheDevil
Bold of you to assume that Bee Movie isn’t life.
imakespellingerrorsonpurpose
Read my bio and tell me I mever watched it.
SteadyBread
Is that the entire movie
imakespellingerrorsonpurpose
Yes.
smirkinghighgardenwhore
First, that's one of the most interesting bios I've seen. Second, username checks out.
imakespellingerrorsonpurpose
That's how I know if people ever copied it. Thus my username