Cow the tables have turned

Apr 28, 2022 11:18 PM

Mammamiaitsagonorrhea

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Aww, that poor cow.

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Activated that cow's trap card

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Active shooter resistance training. Flee and hide but if you have to fight, fight for your life.

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Utter chaos

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Udder chaos

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Hit his head so hard it switched him into "Predator Mode"

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I'm guessing another one of those Chinese zoos where they feed live animals to the apex animals so people can see them kill?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The latter part of this video reminds me of when argumentative people hurt themselves and lash out to those around them.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can a guy get some context? Was this food that is now a friend?

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

It's still food. Tigers prefer to attack the neck from behind. They don't like fighting head on. The cow will turn around at some point.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

They switched bodies like in that movie Scary Saturday

4 years ago | Likes 151 Dislikes 2

I think you mean that movie Surreal Sunday, they’re easy to confuse with each other

4 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

Wasn't it Tweaking Tuesday?

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

What's the tune ?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

To many predators, things that act like prey are prey. Things that don't act like prey are threats.

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You way more likely to be attacked by a cow than a tiger

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As solitary hunters, they can't risk serious injury. Being unable to hunt is a death sentence.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fight or fight. Flight didn't work out

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who is locking a live cow in with a tiger???

4 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

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4 years ago (deleted May 13, 2022 11:02 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Well that's horrible.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...that's my question

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

someone with a pet tiger who thinks it'd be fun to give it a live cow... its cruel enough having a pet tiger let alone torturing an animal>

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

>that can easily be put down humanely to feed the tiger.

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looks like they are playing, it might be one of those "they grown together" cases

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Each year, cows kill more people than sharks do. Good chance they also kill more tigers as well.

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What happens next???!!!

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Hilarity ensues

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I have missed these so much, thanks for the giggles

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stop playing with your food!

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Madara vs. might guy

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They have exchanged their soul!

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Ofuckofuckpfuckofu-*BONK* ... FLIGHT MODR DISABLED, FIGHT MODE ENGAGED

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't stop laughing

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He got that mad cow disease

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lesson: never act like prey

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Kinda true... sometimes...

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Yup, my dog will rip your leash arm out if he sees a rat on a walk (NYC). Today a rat didn't run so my dog lunged then stood staring

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Unless you are doing it on purpose to bait YOUR prey.

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Ahe seemed so cute and shy...

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k

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Shouldn't work with humans. You'd think we're smart enough not to behave like animals. And yet...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lot of prey animals will kick the shit out of you from the back.

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Establish dominance with a punch to the face. Like and follow me for more tips.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Instructions unclear punched my own face

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For big cats 100%, they wait til your back is turned. Jim Corbett, old timey man-eating tiger hunter, avoided death a couple times this way.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I learned that really young around big dogs. If you run like a rabbit you will be treated like a rabbit. Stand tall. Don't flinch.

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Chris Hansen would like a word with you.

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Step fifteen: summon cthulhu with grandma's ancient magnifying glass

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Well, it certainly helps if she’s a fishperson.

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Step ninety seven: Do you remember the hot chocolate from step five? Now's the time to pour it over the raccoon

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https://youtu.be/nfdEdE96En0

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you for this rabbithole of mind boggling videos.

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"I give you a hamburger"

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That goes for people too. A confident walk with your head up goes a long way in some tenuous situations.

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Ha ha, nah, pretty sure that's more likely to start a fight than stop one.

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I can't hold my head up AND read a book while i'm walking, sorry^^

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My dad would tell me, "Make them think you're crazier than they are."

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My fear response is a full on hyena/villain laugh. It's proven effective on 'friends', I could only hope as useful on those who wish harm

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WHEN COWS ATTACK!!

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I like this very much.

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Damn, really lucky those horns seemed to have gone to both sides of his torso.

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It wasn't trying to kill him, just give him a stern warning. When legitimately trying to kill, they toss their heads to use horn tips.

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Why taunt a beast that has horns, has north of 2000 pounds of low body fat muscle, and is ridiculously athletic?? Stupid is as stupid does.

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Fucked around, found out.

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The difference between talking shit online and to someone's face.

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Cows go moo, when they poo

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I don't know about you, but I've found that's not true.

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Username checks out v

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Cownung un rama

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satisfying

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FAFO.

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Some ppl are too dumb to live

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And yet they're here, and voting in large numbers

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He un-lived

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Are you sure he lived?

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I mean, that crumple and then the stillness....

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