Apr 25, 2022 2:17 PM
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ArmedandOverclocked
we're just sending large unused crates. we're just really shite at checking their contents before export
GrumpyMe
Agree on one condition, Russia (and Belarus) stop sending all munitions too.
oldguyexlurker
I believe Genghis Khan's response would be appropriate here, Mr. Antonov.
soulthreat
Youre supposed to start small then go big, not the other way round
BklynPunisher
US response to Russia’s request: v
SmokyDoggg
Sm9yCg
They should put that new Ukrainian stamp on the envelope of their response. Or several.
mmckee44
The US should respond with absolutely yes but only after all Russians are out of Ukraine, 100% of Ukrainians kidnapped are returned, & ...
2/ Russia destroys 100% of their nuclear weapons.
DrGonzosDirtyShorts
And then we start arming them again. Can’t and never could trust the Russians to keep their word.
mmfrancis
Reply to Russians, You first
Arcanum3000
snowinmyboots
Oh man, another "note" from the noisy neighbors.
stormtroopr1977
tirpider
Knock knock
HandoB4Javert
C#
Hogwaller
These are not the weapons you are looking for.
YouWillNeverFindMe
"diplomatic demand"
Ffudmethen
The appropriate answer is "Nuts!"
DameDePiques
Us diplomats upon receiving the note:
mardukkur
Edgarflaps
Pikka
You know, I've seen this gif a trillion times but just now realized that the blue ... feature behind him looks like boobs.
Iamathighman
“I demand that you make it easier for me to crush Ukraine”.
modus0
Which is pretty much what Russia has been saying about Ukraine even from before the invasion.
Lend-Lease 2022
ScootyPuffSr
Tell them we’ll stop sending military hardware to Ukraine when they do.
howimetyourauntrobin2
ccvenus
https://galactanet.com/oneoff/theegg_mod.html
MrKomisiripala
The Russians can stick it exactly where they put all the diplomatic demands they received asking them to invading Ukraine.
SuperfluousMeh
qtRaven
LaffertyDanie1
Salmivalli
NUTS!
2HeadedBear
AnonOmis1000
Of course he would. He was there!
ZAPZAPMOTHAFUCKA
Idk if Captn America would have been. The Battle of Bastogne would only happen if Hitler had been knocked back. In the Marvel Universe 1/2
Hydra would have taken over Nazi Germany from Hitler, and Beat the Allies back post invasion if Normandy. By the time Rogers got involved in
The actual fighting, it was pretty clear that Hydra was kicking the Allies' asses.
Brhino
We're not "sending weapons". It's a special armament transfer operation.
thundercactus
We're liberating their forces from their reliance on communist authoritarian equipment. We're "De-Stalinizing" their military!
honk7
HonestCommentFarmer
It's Special Military Resistance.
imsam77
O I like this.
LucianKane
President Putin, we are conducting this special armament transfer operation to help keep Nazis out of Ukraine, I'm sure you'll agree.
LordNergal
Just don't bother to tell him he's the Nazi we're trying to keep out of Ukraine.
woodbane
Didn't they declare it to be Lend-Lease? That's only been used in perilous times against dangerous Eastern Invaders!
TheWombatStrikesAgain
Russia: Wants to be superpower. Also Russia: Can't win war against much weaker country without them having both arms tied behind their back
ILoveVioletThings
Haven't you heard, they think they are imperialists
georgedragonslayer
Don't fool yourself. Russia can and will win the war. Putin just thought it would be easy. And it is going to be devastating for everyone.
Feralkyn
They are absolutely not. They already backpedalled and said "we just want these bits of the East."
Kalavier
Russia can win the war. The question is how much do they want to bleed for it. They've already lost their big scary factor though.
I really don't think they can. If they open up with nukes they risk the US doing the same. In which case, they do not "win" by any factor.
That was kind of my point. They can win the war. How bad do they want it. And how useful is a barren piece of land?
They're already leaving the land barren--they just want the oil/gas beneath. They could nuke Ukraine, but if the rest of the world jumps in,
ArmedandOverclocked
we're just sending large unused crates. we're just really shite at checking their contents before export
GrumpyMe
Agree on one condition, Russia (and Belarus) stop sending all munitions too.
oldguyexlurker
I believe Genghis Khan's response would be appropriate here, Mr. Antonov.
soulthreat
Youre supposed to start small then go big, not the other way round
BklynPunisher
US response to Russia’s request:
v
SmokyDoggg
Sm9yCg
They should put that new Ukrainian stamp on the envelope of their response. Or several.
mmckee44
The US should respond with absolutely yes but only after all Russians are out of Ukraine, 100% of Ukrainians kidnapped are returned, & ...
mmckee44
2/ Russia destroys 100% of their nuclear weapons.
DrGonzosDirtyShorts
And then we start arming them again. Can’t and never could trust the Russians to keep their word.
mmfrancis
Reply to Russians, You first
Arcanum3000
snowinmyboots
Oh man, another "note" from the noisy neighbors.
mmfrancis
Reply to Russians, You first
stormtroopr1977
tirpider
Knock knock
HandoB4Javert
C#
Hogwaller
These are not the weapons you are looking for.
YouWillNeverFindMe
"diplomatic demand"
Ffudmethen
The appropriate answer is "Nuts!"
DameDePiques
Us diplomats upon receiving the note:
mardukkur
Edgarflaps
Pikka
You know, I've seen this gif a trillion times but just now realized that the blue ... feature behind him looks like boobs.
Iamathighman
“I demand that you make it easier for me to crush Ukraine”.
modus0
Which is pretty much what Russia has been saying about Ukraine even from before the invasion.
Hogwaller
Lend-Lease 2022
ScootyPuffSr
Tell them we’ll stop sending military hardware to Ukraine when they do.
howimetyourauntrobin2
ccvenus
https://galactanet.com/oneoff/theegg_mod.html
MrKomisiripala
The Russians can stick it exactly where they put all the diplomatic demands they received asking them to invading Ukraine.
SuperfluousMeh
qtRaven
LaffertyDanie1
Salmivalli
NUTS!
2HeadedBear
AnonOmis1000
Of course he would. He was there!
ZAPZAPMOTHAFUCKA
Idk if Captn America would have been. The Battle of Bastogne would only happen if Hitler had been knocked back. In the Marvel Universe 1/2
ZAPZAPMOTHAFUCKA
Hydra would have taken over Nazi Germany from Hitler, and Beat the Allies back post invasion if Normandy. By the time Rogers got involved in
ZAPZAPMOTHAFUCKA
The actual fighting, it was pretty clear that Hydra was kicking the Allies' asses.
Brhino
We're not "sending weapons". It's a special armament transfer operation.
thundercactus
We're liberating their forces from their reliance on communist authoritarian equipment. We're "De-Stalinizing" their military!
honk7
HonestCommentFarmer
It's Special Military Resistance.
imsam77
O I like this.
LucianKane
President Putin, we are conducting this special armament transfer operation to help keep Nazis out of Ukraine, I'm sure you'll agree.
LordNergal
Just don't bother to tell him he's the Nazi we're trying to keep out of Ukraine.
woodbane
Didn't they declare it to be Lend-Lease? That's only been used in perilous times against dangerous Eastern Invaders!
TheWombatStrikesAgain
Russia: Wants to be superpower. Also Russia: Can't win war against much weaker country without them having both arms tied behind their back
ILoveVioletThings
Haven't you heard, they think they are imperialists
georgedragonslayer
Don't fool yourself. Russia can and will win the war. Putin just thought it would be easy. And it is going to be devastating for everyone.
Feralkyn
They are absolutely not. They already backpedalled and said "we just want these bits of the East."
Kalavier
Russia can win the war. The question is how much do they want to bleed for it. They've already lost their big scary factor though.
Feralkyn
I really don't think they can. If they open up with nukes they risk the US doing the same. In which case, they do not "win" by any factor.
georgedragonslayer
That was kind of my point. They can win the war. How bad do they want it. And how useful is a barren piece of land?
Feralkyn
They're already leaving the land barren--they just want the oil/gas beneath. They could nuke Ukraine, but if the rest of the world jumps in,