Pro tip: If you send a diplomatic note two months after you threaten a nuclear attack for the same thing, you look weak

Apr 25, 2022 2:17 PM

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we're just sending large unused crates. we're just really shite at checking their contents before export

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Agree on one condition, Russia (and Belarus) stop sending all munitions too.

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I believe Genghis Khan's response would be appropriate here, Mr. Antonov.

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Youre supposed to start small then go big, not the other way round

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US response to Russia’s request: v

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They should put that new Ukrainian stamp on the envelope of their response. Or several.

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The US should respond with absolutely yes but only after all Russians are out of Ukraine, 100% of Ukrainians kidnapped are returned, & ...

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2/ Russia destroys 100% of their nuclear weapons.

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And then we start arming them again. Can’t and never could trust the Russians to keep their word.

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Reply to Russians, You first

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Oh man, another "note" from the noisy neighbors.

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Reply to Russians, You first

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Knock knock

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C#

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These are not the weapons you are looking for.

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"diplomatic demand"

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The appropriate answer is "Nuts!"

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Us diplomats upon receiving the note:

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You know, I've seen this gif a trillion times but just now realized that the blue ... feature behind him looks like boobs.

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“I demand that you make it easier for me to crush Ukraine”.

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Which is pretty much what Russia has been saying about Ukraine even from before the invasion.

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Lend-Lease 2022

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Tell them we’ll stop sending military hardware to Ukraine when they do.

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The Russians can stick it exactly where they put all the diplomatic demands they received asking them to invading Ukraine.

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NUTS!

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Of course he would. He was there!

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Idk if Captn America would have been. The Battle of Bastogne would only happen if Hitler had been knocked back. In the Marvel Universe 1/2

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Hydra would have taken over Nazi Germany from Hitler, and Beat the Allies back post invasion if Normandy. By the time Rogers got involved in

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The actual fighting, it was pretty clear that Hydra was kicking the Allies' asses.

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We're not "sending weapons". It's a special armament transfer operation.

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We're liberating their forces from their reliance on communist authoritarian equipment. We're "De-Stalinizing" their military!

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It's Special Military Resistance.

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O I like this.

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President Putin, we are conducting this special armament transfer operation to help keep Nazis out of Ukraine, I'm sure you'll agree.

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Just don't bother to tell him he's the Nazi we're trying to keep out of Ukraine.

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Didn't they declare it to be Lend-Lease? That's only been used in perilous times against dangerous Eastern Invaders!

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Russia: Wants to be superpower. Also Russia: Can't win war against much weaker country without them having both arms tied behind their back

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Haven't you heard, they think they are imperialists

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Don't fool yourself. Russia can and will win the war. Putin just thought it would be easy. And it is going to be devastating for everyone.

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They are absolutely not. They already backpedalled and said "we just want these bits of the East."

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Russia can win the war. The question is how much do they want to bleed for it. They've already lost their big scary factor though.

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I really don't think they can. If they open up with nukes they risk the US doing the same. In which case, they do not "win" by any factor.

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That was kind of my point. They can win the war. How bad do they want it. And how useful is a barren piece of land?

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They're already leaving the land barren--they just want the oil/gas beneath. They could nuke Ukraine, but if the rest of the world jumps in,

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