cascade777
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These are a few of my favorite things.
Jun 17, 2022 6:29 PM
cascade777
1937040
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59
These are a few of my favorite things.
TheWorldAccordingToAtlas
When shipping, do not wrap your package in paper and string. Both will get caught in conveyor belts, and if paper, will rip off your address
ThisCouldBeYourUsername
The soft porn music in the slomo really sells it
Polymathena
Why I come here! +1 for the music alone.
BokchoyIsAWhiteVegetable
WardenoftheGreatGate
100% thought it was the least safe chopping machine ever at first
Havoc325
Extraordinary
TheFolkman
thenewjuniorexecutive
I was going to guess miniature Boy Scout, but sure.
zylstra555
Much quieter than the plastic pack tier.
thesleeve3d
What's the close up music? That bop is groovy as hell.
RaptureYearly
Probably some stock sample but I'm with you, that style gives me goose bumps.
casbott
CausticLemonEnema
Gotta say this should make a comeback since we are trying to prevent plastics like tape from ending up in nature
Wolfshead009
Problem is all the machines don't like string. Tape doesn't catch and tear off like this would.
Flyer1716
I have that exact machine. Used to tie mail bundles with it. USPS made us go to bands.
pixeedude
Tommy Lee Jones in Men in Black II.
spinbutton3
I want it!
Hurtsdo
Now I just need a basement and a randsom note!
RummageSaleBubbler
So basically, there's a tiny metal bird that makes the knots.
RummageSaleBubbler
@BotDrawA Tiny metal bird that makes knots.
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your drawing of a "Tiny metal bird that makes knots."
idkhowtomakeOC
Lutz bakery in Chicago still uses these. As a kid, it always fascinated me.
kickrole
Knot going to lie, that’s pretty tight.
igooutsidesometimes
Reminds me of the how things are made show. That was so cathartic
Ialwaysupvotewinston
He sounds like Mr Roger's and this is something that would have been on his show
unluckyandbored
We used these things at my old job to tie up bundles of letters. You have NO IDEA how often they broke down.
NotASpeckOfCereal
highly entertaining
smokeyfantastico
Fetish machine. I need it
EggFooYung
Boys in white dresses with blue satin sashes, bondage and bullwhips with plenty of lashes. Covered in cheesecake and tied up with string...
qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiol
These are a few of your favorite things??
Mmmmmagic
You kinky bitch ❤
Roaddog184
Engineering is amazing.
AngryGraphicDesigner
Looks like a very effective BDSM starter kit
KungFuTreacheryQ
This is fuckin incredible
spitfires2000
I'm so glad it SHOWS how it makes the knot.
DaveSamsonite
It putses the boxes on the whatsis.
ivvarish
I'm glad someone pointed it out that it actually SHOWS! I went back in time to see it
imakesoap
It’s kind of a slip knot though, isn’t it? It looks like how you start crochet or casting on for knitting
TaintToucher
The bird in the machine
StarscreamAndHutch
XnDn
I'm not...
XnDn
Stupid autocorrect
Skizzlesnap
To some sassy jazz flute no less.
CaptainMisanthropy
Can you imagine trying to build that fucking thing.
swamprott
No because I've never been an engineer
austing458
As an engineer, you need to talk to the fabricators.
JerzeeTomato
That part on the far right seems to do F*all...
ActuallyImSpartacus
Prevents side fumbling.
FelineFatal
And it was slow. Proper slow slut speed.
StarscreamAndHutch
It could be a little slower, but this is still usable.
PunJedi
The porn flute music is actually part of the process too..
AllForFee
Hahahahaha!!! THIS!!
DemonFluffer1000
Sluts are not slow though?
zmaysonet17
A good one has variable speed depending on necessity. This is one of those cases.
NOYLL
Even knowing how it works, no way I'm putting my limbs inside rotating machinery.
Otteritup
Come on, live a little.
CramSandwichandaNukaCola
Had similar machine at a newspaper print shop I worked at that did those plastic ties. Guy lost a hand in it.
Foxhack
Did he find it?
AbsoluteThunderMuppet
Not until he turned to the classifieds page and looked in the lost and found section.
ialwaysoverthinkthings
That's why you are not making it big on tik tok
casbott
whalesign1365
Hold my beer.
EngorgedPhallus
Yeah, you never want to be comfortable around machinery.
Emriyss
We have a saying in automation, you have to be lucky every time, machine has to be lucky just once to hurt you.
Penelelop
Suspiciously eyes lawn mower
Fishbong
But the robots are our friends
elmesito
That's what a robot would say
kazenokize
put your... you know what nevermind
Pfffftit
Oh fuck no, have at it !!
SLCtechie
Gayforbae
wolfspirit21
Ryebread91
It's my dick in a knot!
alternator43
P-p-paige?
gregthewalrus
FrankTheCube
It doesn’t appear to be tight enough to be problematic. I say go for it, have fun but have someone on hand to dial 911 just in case.
kazenokize
lol imagine a friend calling you like "bro you free right now? I'm in a tight spot and might need a hand"
IntelligentLake
In any case, keep scissors handy.
WorkerLurker
Safety shears please, you’re going to have a rough go with scissors on a panicked subject.
ChiliBeef
Sounds like a challenge to me.
WorkerLurker
A bad one, just keep your partner safe
QuicklyThisWay
Subtilico
Vanilla sex is infinitivaly better than no sex.
SmilinSloth
I person like a few positions and generally that's it, why gotta complicate stuff. I tried all the weird shit before and it was okay
AscensionGames
I'm into all sorts but, mood dependant, sometimes vanilla is better than any Ben and Jerry's shit.
Soufange
I wanna support Ben and "FUCK DA PO-LICE" Jerry on their ice cream journey, but there are only so many times in a decade that I can consume.
Lakeylake
Come on, even Americone Dream?
AscensionGames
I dunno. I don't like ice cream. I just know they do all the crazy flavours.
NeoDarkElf