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Kenkenny82
That last one made me chuckle
dumbsonny
Stupid fat fucking hobbit.
goflyblind
CyberJackalope
thisusernamewilluhhfindaway
JHEverdene
Get out of my fucking field!
Whiskywinewater
Mines of Moria. Just after Pippin knocks the bucket into the well. He looks at Gandalf and just whispers, "fuuuuuuuuuck".
HereToKickAssAndChewGum
Just said something very similar.
playatwork
This was mine as well
TheRosspot
A wizard is never late. Nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to fuck.
Gvegasnachos
I'm not trying to FUCK YOU.... I'm trying to help you.
Elenoe11
Alternatively, “I am not trying to ROB you! I’m TRYING to FUCK you!”
Zreen
Fly, you fucks!
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
"...fuck." -Gandalf, just before slipping off the bridge to his impending demise.
Zreen
"... fuck." -Balrog, realizing he brought the only guy in the Fellowship who could kill him down into the bowels of Moria.
soggylunch
Fucking hobbits
JinXLeD
“...But the fat fuck knows” - Sméagol
FirePrinceZuzu
When Faramir meets Éowyn: "We could all be dead in a few days. Wanna fuck?"
takedown751
Release the fucking rivaa!!
thehedgeofhog
Just any line that Boromir had will do.
vidgamer007
FUCKING FOOL OF A TOOK!
DerangedMagpie
This needs more upvotes. If ever the F-Bomb was dropped, it would be after some stupid Took moment where he potentially kills the party
notDre
Haha yeah I can't see anyone else dropping an f bomb besides Mary and pip.
AMBM2
"Why didn't we take the fucking eagles?"
trippingthelightfantastic
Fuck, you fools!
Malkaveer
Fly, you fucks!
imadethiswheniwastooyoungshootme
They come in fucking pints
PlbMak
I'm fucking having one!
ScarecrowSticks
Fuck, yeah!
BrockEffingSamson
"One does not fucking walk into Mordor" would be the better formulation.
HereToKickAssAndChewGum
After the body falls into the well in Moria. Gandalf just needs to stare at Merry and go “Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck” under his breath.
Slattefors
Share the fucking load!
EMallorn
Nah. "Forth FUCKING Eorlingas!" or "There may come a day when the strength of man fails. But today is not that FUCKING day!"
mrp009y8utth013thes3c0nd
In the extended final scene where Sam and frodo give each other those gay looks and start playing with their magic rings
xSuperSandLegend
Then freedo bricks in Sams fucking mouth hahaha god I love clerks 2
mrp009y8utth013thes3c0nd
I was starting to wonder if anyone caught that
notyoureverydaysuperhero
violethum
*kicks helmet* FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK
RElGNMAN
Right when the tower falls.
ElynaerDeiros
It's three movies which means it would technically have 3 Fucks to give.
mtsmedly
Made me think of this: https://youtu.be/Vqbk9cDX0l0
Cheomesh
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
LordSlothaFro
That and walking into Mordor seem the most reasonable fucking places to put it
MrShoez
The real question for the class is "Is this really going to be posted twice a day every day?"
casbott
Is this another "fucking" repost ?
CpuAlpha
We've had one post yes, but what about second post?
ShaveSteedlesmack
I don’t think he knows about second post, Pip
NoBones
it takes a long time to say anything in Old Entish. And we never say anything unless it is worth taking a long fucking time to say.
TheUtahn
Perfect.
He4rtless
Fuck
Inkamoto
Thank u
theguy5621
Ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
DeepTrollin
YOU SHALL NOT FUUUUUUUUCK
gypsyj
This made me loudly belly laugh. Thank you
bobothemagicalgorilla
"Fuck you fools" as he falls down
tastybees
Thissssss
ScarecrowSticks
*YOU, SHALL NOT /FUCKING/ PASS, CUUUUUNNNNNT
Fadetoblack021
YOU SHALL NOT......FFFFuuuccccccckkkkkkkkk
Quokkaroo
If LOTR was Australian
ScarecrowSticks
Balrog: "Yuo fokin' wot? Ya durry n' jack was more winded than you, mate!"
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ShaveSteedlesmack
But as we all know, LotR is NZ
Quokkaroo
Budget Australia
IAkuTheShapeShiftingMasterofDarkness
As an NZer I spat laughing. I'd rather live here than that shithole, its full of aussies.