yoopermichigander
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When my student is clearly just trying to go home so they don't have to take the test
cursed_shirt
I always wondered what Casio stood for.
meirl
Thanks for Front Page ya'll!
where2bee2
I don't need life, I'm high on drugs
meatsweats
No bitch. Yes freedom. ...That's some truth right there.
Samsquantch82
TIME PERFECT MILKBEBE
moonshadowkati
That one filled me with the lovetoxic.
ICraveStarDamage
I'm so fucking future right now.
eggsnatcher
I like the Casio one
TheRealGoddamnLochNessMonster
TyrelCorp
You know what comes from Texas don't ya?
TheRealGoddamnLochNessMonster
Triangles?
judgmentday206
So this is the equivalent of white people getting a tattoo they think says "majestic dragon", when it really says "all you can eat crabs".
TheRealHelmsman
MurrToTheMurr
Whatever Casio is producing it sounds like they have a really solid business plan. Cash, Alcohol, Sound, Intellectuals AND Omelet?
zombiejedediah
It does cover all of it.
wandergeist
Sounds like college. Except the cash part.
SgtKnux
Truly. What else would you need?
AngelGiuffriaNagger
Now that's what you call vertical integration!
itsybitsykitsy
Ahh the Casio one got me good. Omelet giggle.
MuffinProof
I always take my covfefe with some milkbebe
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
Don't we all?
SchneidPiece
All these shirts accurately resemble a drunk person texting
calledwylch
I swear they do this on purpose.
PandaLove8
I like to imagine it that way. Some designers making these shirts as a joke knowing people won't know what they say and will wear them.
Samoflange
Some definitely are. The Vagina/Visa one 100%. Others are at the other end of the scale. Either way, some I would absolutely wear, for defs.
PandaLove8
Haha me too. I would definitely buy one if I ran across one.
CorrectMostOfTheTime
The racist one 100% is on purpose
deemikel79
They are now. I mean if I was there I would definitely buy a few.
Hungrypiemonger
you can custom order any kind of text on shirts for 21 bucks actually. so why not make a real good one instead of going so far for one.
idontevenknowsillymonkey
I think people would go somewhere to visit the place, and then buy the shirt when they see/like it. Tourism is a thing.
MoxRavager
If I taught English in a country where this was common I'd make a project where they have to find a shirt like this and explain what's wrong
ImLurkingOnImgur
This dump is a triangle omg so hipster.
derscur
Triangle.
OneDayIWillBeBeatToDeathOverAPunButTodayIsKnotThatDay
Every time I see this get posted, I want that shirt. So twice. I've wanted that shirt exactly twice.
DarthFutuza
I would legit wear this though, that one was amazing.
crumpetsandteaforme
Peanut butter chocolate bar mother fucker
scottsinflavortown
BlocksToThis
Triangle.
pandaparty031418
Why don't they google translate these its ridiculous people are this clueless
AnythingMuchShorter
They probably got this stuff from google translate. Try translating some stuff from english to chinese and then pasting it back.
Narushima
Wearing a pink triangle doesn't bother anyone, then? No historical bells ringing?
AnythingMuchShorter
That's what's so hipster about it, its edgy.
metallicsparrow
This. Pink triangles, yellow stars, purple horseshoes... I hate Illinois nazi breakfast cereals.
MikeMcAwesome91
I have too many comments to comment.
yoopermichigander
Thanks for front page y’all
myteetharedryyyyy
Don't have a box new.
findtheotters
I can be shit, mama
deemikel79
Isn’t that a queen lyric?
Jawesome19
Sniffing glue won't keep families together
blancopelon
look, i'm not saying it's a *good* idea... but MY GOD, we've got to try *SOMETHING*!
mysticdickstick
Ancient proverb.
openyomind
Ancient trailer park proverb.
NachoPete
Truth.
TheConMane
Matching profile pics
Thisbitchdontknowboutpangea
I need this shirt.
cfcannon
Have you even tried it? Have you? %@#@^%@$^$@
MrGinn
This is my new favorite thing
DarthFutuza
Eating it though...
HeRulesWithARubberFist
I thought the “cock” then the “fuck the world” shirt kids were the same kid. With a great wardrobe. Closer inspection realized not same kid
ElaineTheNPC
"I Can Be Shit, Mama" is the title of a song by the Japanese band The Yellow Monkey. It's a play on words, because the real lyrics in /1
ElaineTheNPC
Japanese are アッカンべーしたまま(akanbee shitamama). Akanbee is the action when you pull your lower eyelid down and stick your tongue out. /2
ElaineTheNPC
Shitamama means "while doing this." They sound similar, especially with how it's sung. So while the song's use of English is questionable /3
ElaineTheNPC
the T-shirt's text is very much intentional, and is probably even official merchandise from the band.
BORGALOOGIE
If the clothing is made over there, I would imagine a few typos might slip through. Thoughtfully, Massachubatts resident
Badyams73
Everyone abbreviates Massachubatts to MA anyhow
SarahKercz
What’s all this about dwarf bravery?
wandergeist
I saw them on their Flower Aroma Tour.
Bozmobile
Exhilarate Kitten
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
Foreplay?
joebuck123
Precise.
bluepopsicles
even though i saw it twice i was going to say specific
Dedeurmetdebaard
These are brave men outside these walls. Let's go kill them!!
HsuDoNihm
Discern Dwarf bravery 1859 Come over Exhilarate kitten.
vstubbs42
A little courage?
AlkeneThiol
Theres an ancient Chinese poem about a daring pony who escaped slavery & turned into a man, who retained small size. Idiomatically it...
AlkeneThiol
2) means I made this all up. Don't believe my lies.
thePyromanic
Which lie shouldn't I believe?
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
Yes.
ImAFalseGodAndImOk
shackslam
Precise Dwarf Bravery, when Bardin dodge tanks that rat ogre.
ShadowSayain
Gimli
Nomp
I think it's an inspirobot invention...
KonaDarbles
I told my friends its me when I'm the last man standing in PUBG
DarthFutuza
I need these shirts for the next time I play a dwarven bard.
IWishAussieAnimalsWereMoreCuddly
FUCKING WHAT ABOUT MY MUMMA'S FLAPJACKS!?!?!?
SankariSuomi
Shhh. I want beard your sexy.
IWishAussieAnimalsWereMoreCuddly
You're so fucking future...
myweaknessisstrong
Massachubatts fucking killed me.
GrassAssassin
Est. 1600
simplydifficult
Est. February 6, 1788
simplydifficult
But we had a real nice party in 1773
ProfessorDumbass
There is nothing wrong with the shirt saying "Can I put my thingie into your thingie?"
bigblindguy
Can I put it in your Mickey Mouth?
ImNotReallyADoctor
Id wear it
Baughr
I want so many of these shirts, including this one!
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
I would wear the shit out of "I don't need life I'm high on drugs." That's damn funny.
littleasianninja
or "are you a good bitch or bad bitch?" better to ask at the beginning then wait and see they're not the bitch you thought.
PhilanthropicMisanthrope
The two are not mutually exclusive.
HitlersKDratio
And technically fries are potatoes
NickRivieraMD
nor "water on the thirsty soil"
ZegresIsMyUsername
I think that may be my favorite one.
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
it says "thirstry"
NickRivieraMD
Buhgawd so it does. One point for you and one demerit for me.
harjan
I wonder if we do the same with Asian text on t-shirts.
surelyijest
I had a shirt in middle school that (according to my therapist, who was Chinese) just said sheep all over it.
Stebbenwolf
I was watching Family Guy and Brian and Frank Sinatra Jr tried to look hip so Frank got a tattoo that said “sheep” in Chinese. They 1/2
ClearBlue
Most Asian tattoos say retard or slut, not peace, love, or happiness like the wearer thinks they mean.
Stebbenwolf
didn’t bring it up in the episode but it was funny for me to see. 2/2
UrsusDerpus
You do. Except some folks go further and get tattoos
UrsusDerpus
It’s less common nowadays, of course
Wankathon
The characters on superdry say "extremely dry" and just sounds fucking weird to Chinese
TheMightyElk
Wait... That's my Town! The richland bombers HS is less than 3 miles away.
TobySomething
Speaking of Asia...that team name has kind of a hilarious/brutal history http://articles.latimes.com/1988-06-15/news/mn-4414_1_school-symbol
NachoPete
Is that were they hold the epecial olympics?
wandergeist
Is that the one for mutants? 'Cause https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/welcome-most-toxic-place-america-n689141
Talec
fuck. D:
TheMightyElk
It's not so bad. But the deer glow
Talec
I can't even imagine how many heads their dandelions must have.
Jacobyspiritbear
Was about to say the same lol i can see the richland bombers sign from my house
TheMightyElk
Team. Richland!!
mask69venom
I'd honestly wear a lot of these
myteetharedryyyyy
Agreed
schleimkeim
I'm contemplating doing a trip to Asia, just to send a crate cull of such shirts back home.
thehandsomedoctor
I mean, what IS so fuck in the end
TheyreIllusionsMichael
I have the I ♥ BJ one. I mean the BJ stands for Beijing, but still
Ampwork
I can be shit, mama
laNikiNt
Moving to South Korea on Friday. Really hope they sell similar wrong English shirts, I'm gonna buy them all!
DrMrSirEsquire
I'll hold you to it. Why ya going there
laNikiNt
Teaching English, like all the millennials do ????
PhilanthropicMisanthrope
I'm now completely embarrassed by all the weird shit I must have been wearing back in the 90's.
laNikiNt
Were you in China in the 90s and didn't understand English?
PhilanthropicMisanthrope
No, I was in high school in the US wearing really awesome shirts with martial arts slogans that probably said "bite my left nut."
laNikiNt
That's even funnier! Would love to know what it actually said
Yourfavoritebandsucks1974
Peanut butter Chocolate bar MOTHERFUCKER!!!
z0civic
Little Debbie's Nutty Buddies' new slogan
AssGrapez
I want this shirt . Motherfuckers need to know what I want
TheSonOfX51
@PeanutButterChocolateBarMotherfucker
MrFancyPanzer
I feel like Asians probably post dumps of westerners with Chinese character tattoos.
keyblader1985
I sincerely hope they do. Turnabout is fair play.
DrugedToothpaste
I would pay to see that !
Promethianfire
I should get a Chinese character tattoo on my shoulder that means "Shoulder."
railgap
And rightfully so.
joebuck123
That would be hilarious.
LightningFIshLivesInTheDeep
Yup, like that "Chinese" tatoo that you think says "Ultimate Bad-ass", but actually says "Egg-Drop Soup".
UranusSpelunker
A friend had a shirt with dry cleaning instructions all over the front it always made our token Asian laugh.
SnipersAngel
Please someone make a dump of this explaining the meanings!
MoreAwesomerDan
Do they feel like they're having a stoke when they read our crappy Chinese character knockoff shirts too?
SigynRose
Someone had a Chinese character tattoo that said noodles
KonaDarbles
Someone I knew had "chicken fried rice" in Chinese tattooed on her bum, she used to love showing it to Chinese take aways
shuttlecockinakumquat
I love CFR. PFR would be better, but the places around me just use regular pork instead of those delicious ribs.
TheMightyNoodleTraveler
Hey, she loves that so much she had to tattoo it.
lightfoot
was it a nice bum, at least?
Lamechops
She likes chicken fried rice enough to tattoo it on her bum. I think you know the answer.
APeanutAllergy
This comment deserves so many upvotes! Made me laugh so hard :)
Promethianfire
If I get a Chinese character tattoo, I will ask for a shoulder tattoo that means "shoulder."
juijksilver1991
I'll hold you to that. Imgur never forgets.
dingofdong
There's nothing quite like truth in advertising
instantbeetle
I'd have one that says "I don't know, ask someone else" then get really angry when they translate it.
Promethianfire
Nice!
lubemeupbeforeyougogo
it looks nice, too: 肩
Improbabilitydrive42
I am SO tempted to do this now. But first I will ask my Mandarin/Cantonese speaking friends for verification!
bdjct
What I want to see is a dump of Asian people with poorly written English tattoos.
qwarfmup
There are loads of hilarious, poorly written English tattoos on Europeans, too
norill
and americans
zwozi360
Native english speakers. And americans. I like you ^^
dingofdong
And, indeed, on native English speakers. People be dumb, yo
PenicilliumCamemberti
But they don't have any ragrets!
hoochandturner
RELAVANTGIFMAKER
it means "value" in english
norill
thanks bro
RELAVANTGIFMAKER
no problem my G
doyouevenrobot
Made me think of this -
sevenmillionhahalaughs
Yes we do. I've seen a bro from the states had the word 'eunuch' in chinese characters. He thought it looked cool as hell.
taliesan
Wasnt there some idiot who got a chinese take out meal tattoo'd on him?
BellsTheorem
Being a native English speaker, I would absolutely buy some of those shirts.
verybamboo
I knew someone who tattooed the words for bokchoy on his arm. I still don't know if he did it on purpose or it was accidental.
Improbabilitydrive42
Nah man, I REALLY love bokchoy and deliveries on Tuesday.
tony1695
Doesn't help that many tattoo places use a substitution cypher that matches random kanji to letters of the alphabet, 1/2
tony1695
And then there are the ones that use a different character with a similar meaning because it's easier to write. 2/2
SmokeMeWheniDie
I always thought this would be a cool tattoo https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/56/Bi%C3%A1ng_%28regular_script%29.svg
BoltActionGearbox
isn't that the character for biangbiang noodles?
SmokeMeWheniDie
Yup
oscillatingdogfan
There’s a story I heard, and I don’t remember where it’s from, but it was this guy who got a tattoo in Kanji that was supposed to mean life.
Lanka
There's plenty of stories about kanji tattoo meaning "translation not found" as someone tried to google translate something "profound". :p
oscillatingdogfan
Later, he was on the subway and some tourist started cracking up. When the guy asked why, the tourist asked what he thought his tattoo meant
oscillatingdogfan
The guy told him, and the tourist laughed harder and the guy asked what it said, and the tourist told him: “When two men love each other?
oscillatingdogfan
You’re the bottom.”