THE ADVENTURES OF SQUARE BISCUT MAN GUY

Oh hi, didn't see you there. My name is "The Narrator". I'm here today to tell you all a little bit about a guy who has spent most of his life living in a box. This guy is none other than Sir Square Biscuit Man-Guy. Look at him, say hi!

Oh look, he wants to give you a hug. Go on, give him a hug. You know you want to.

And now we see him looking out across the green fields of gardeinea. Isn't it beautiful.

OH NO! It appears as though Square Biscuit Man-Guy has been shot!

Hes pleading for help! GO TO HIM! SAVE HIM!

OH MY! Its Square Biscuit Man-Guy's evil guy friend "THE JAFFA CAKER" seeking revenge for the crimes that Square Biscuit Man-Guy committed during the great Biscuit Revolution!

Square Biscuit Man-Guy pleads for mercy from his old friend but the Jaffa Caker's mind cannot be changed.

The Jaffa Caker readys his weapon and aims to fire....

Giving into his faith, Square Biscuit Man-Guy looks back on his past, wishing he could undo his mistakes....

WHATS THIS!? A loud BANG from behind has alarmed The Jaffa Caker. He turns around searching for the place where the noise came from.

OH DEAR OREO! ITS THE GREAT HAND! THE ONE WHO ENDED THE THIRD COOKIE WAR! HE WHO ONCE FOUGHT WITH THE MIGHTY OREO KING HIMSELF!!!! THIS IS TRULY A MOMENTOUS DAY!!!!

THE JAFFA CAKER TURNS TO RUN BUT HIS TINY STICK LEGS ARE NO MATCH FOR THE QUICK, LIGHTNING REFLEXIVES OF THE GREAT HAND!!!

The Great Hand grasps the Jaffa Caker in his claws and finishes him with one, quick bite!

Relieved to be alive Square Biscuit Man-Guy gives his thanks to The Great Hand.

Whats this? It appears that The Great Hand did not chose sides and has slain both warriors. Today is a sad day indeed.....

Well, wasn't that fine story told by none other than yours truly. Allow me to explain why it is that you just read all of that and why you are not currently reading this. You ready? Ok, I was bored. Pretty much sums up why I did this. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed it and heres a picture of Square Biscuit Man-Guy beside the Eiffel tower. Isn't he charming.

Here he is again, waving goodbye. Farewell imgurians!