Apr 23, 2018 11:57 AM
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wtf
funny
meheezen
Tap for sound.
BombertKaboom
Capybara:
SlavBro
Ill be the one to say it. Thats a caiman he pulls out of the water.
dasAchteck
Yes.
DwigtSchrude
that's no croc, not even close. kitty would have his work cut out for him dealing with an actual croc.
NickNoltesStuntDouble
I am laughing so hard at this, it's clear I am NOT working on the weekly reports like i said......shut up Karen, it's FUNNY!
binky4me
And that my friend. Is why I stay on this side of the river.
husky2506
Not a croc, it is a cayman. But dam fierce for its size. The jag crushed right into the spine at the neck
BramStocker
cats like to kill reptiles
Kchop481516
Capybara is like
twerksforfish
thats the first thing i though of!
notaprofessionalcommentor
"There goes my hero... watch him as he goes"
delilahviolet
Roach92
"You thinkin what I'm thinkin partner?" "Ya, aim for the bushes"
K4LJ
"What were they thinking?"
WhatIfTho
There goes my hero. He's kinda bite-yyyy!
LoopStricken
Has anyone said it's a caiman yet? Can I be cool too?
theitinerantnaturalist
@themajesticharpyeagle People overestimating Jaguars because they don’t know how small caiman are....again
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Tsk
celestedrake
His friend was killed. Give him some time.
ajw21
Probably a caiman
Definitely a caiman.
kchase
Hilarious
DonnieDangles87
LookingLikeASnack
When you're only level 10 in an mmo and you watch some max level characters duel.
CheyenneDakota
Capybara:... I'm gonna tell my mom...
GuliaJulia
v
iamthisguy247
I just wanna see more. Does it get away? Does he eat it? Did he enjoy it, or was it to rough and scaley?
Jaycephus
Check the Yelp reviews
metalfoto
Taking it on a tree, for eating safe. Jaguar style
AutoFox
Reptile meat is apparently pretty tasty, so...
linda, we're fucking moving right away... -big rat, probably.
3dartwork
....if he can sack York......he can invade lower England. -Capybara
BryceTRex
Gladius82
Dyledion
DCxChillin
“He was my ride home” - Capybara probably
Luc1ferSam
What animal looks at what is basically a dinosaur murder-log and says "Yes. That. That's what I want to kill."? Nature is terrifying.
"...red in tooth and claw"
chiefwill
That’s the funniest thing you’ve ever seen??? Really?
DaninoY
That's a sad life right there
JHawke
Maybe it was funnier when the gif still had enough pixels to see the face. Who knows.
sarabearr
Don’t take it so literally
swiftkid666
For all you know they could have been locked in a closet for their whole life untile now.
Still, though....
Snoopi252
Zentelis
Hyperbole is the worst thing ever
stillers2000
what you did there; i see it
Retsam19
"hyperbole - hy·per·bo·le - (n.) exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally."
AnotherStrangerOnTheInternet
I enjoy hyperbole until the person says "literally". That makes me want to slap them.
BillogUncle
Well there was no video of your birth to top it.
BeerTraveler33
GdSvThQn
Enough room for him to walk out.
TheRealGoddamnLochNessMonster
Obipan
BigTittyGothKitty
BobTheTalkingSkull
coronus42
Who the **** is Noob Noob?
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
MiracleWhoop
ererr
nrkst
Hate to break it to ya but a ton of nature shows use shots taken on different days/times just to make the narrative more captivating.
NinjaSpork
Wasn't the whole 'lemmings off a cliff' thing a total Disney nature show fabrication?
Doesn't make it not funny.
It does if it matters to you that they’re trying to pass off two different situations as one funny situation. If not then I guess it’s funny
pyxelbit
and a loooooot of added soundeffects
IAmRelevantToThis
Only on American ones. The English ones like Planet Earth are very good and pretty serious
https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/planet-earth-2-bbc-sound-effects-fake-a7438336.html its not just a american thing
NachoPete
"ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! "
Dyayo
ohhh thats not Alan.
RideTheStimutacs
The time-lapse of plants growing or slow things moving fast are the ones that always bother me. Why would they make those noises?
Sneckz
Like the squirrel dropping it's nut after that tiger failed to get a kill lol
d3cad3nce
"omfg James killed Craig, someone call the police"
commentsectiontrafficcop
HE NEED SOME MILK!
newsguycraigevans
Forget it, Jake. It's the Amazon.
thatgreygentleman
I read this in will Anderson’s voice and currently can’t breathe
GandalfsLawyer
I read it in Craig Fergusons voice
Anthroposapien
Pretty sure that’s not a crocodile, but actually a caiman.
MAYORofTITTYciti
You are correct I saw this just the other day on Netflix
h0d0r
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
They're all crocodilians, man
squintish
Caiman are the cutest crocodilians.
mydailydoseofantidepressantsisyourbooty
Yes! An important distinction b/c Pantanal Caiman are usually less aggressive and subsist off mainly fish. Docile compared to crocs/gators
LarvaLamp
I worked in a reptile pet store briefly and we sold baby alligators and caimans. The gators were super chill, the caimans would go out of >
Huh, must be the young one. I’ve literally kept my hand next to one and sat within a few feet of one. I would NEVER do that with a gator
MarioPoppins
Shut up Meg
flyingdutchfrenchman
kay man, whatever
BarnibusSwarleyStinson
Isn't that part of an LGBTQ sandwich
gimmethebusket
Lenin1
Dude you could have said "caiman whatever"
boneapetite
Whatever dude it was all jokes until you caiman
MaximusUltima
IncorrektGramerNazi
So he'll see me later... man??
NalasaurusRex
SonOfTheShire
Just because it's not a crocodile it doesn't mean it's okay, man. Alligators and gharials are worthy of the same respect, man.
Yep. Also much smaller than the jaguar in terms of mass.
xComputer
Nah it’s a capybara, it says right there
GutsTheStruggler
No, he's definitely NOT okay, man.
TheNonInsestuousJaime
Same shit, different toilet
ilikepotatoesalot
It's an alligator
Closer than a crocodile, but it is a caiman.
DagothWit
The Crocs smaller cousin
Sinodio
crocs are the smaller cousin.
Generally
Huge anyway.
Not really, no. Doesnt look much beyond six foot on the larger end, maybe 7. Probably less than 150lb.
Not really. Pantanal caiman are pretty small compared to their crocodile and alligator relatives and this one looks to be an adolescent!
goatamon
Huge? That's tiny. Black Caiman can get to almost 20ft.
DiracsDelta
samsonguy920
TMW you have to reassess your status on the food chain, and it would seem it fell a few notches.
TFW you have no natural predators haha
captainofwhat
.
For the record, I did not make this. Just stole it like everyone else. Favorite reaction gif ever.
iLikeBeerandSquirrels
"Oh shit... That's one of my distant cousins."- Chipmunk probably
quattroformaggix4
Me eating pussy
Brother, you're 'spose to be stuffing her cheeks; she ain't 'sposta be stuffing yours.
tempestfoxthree
lncorrectGrammerNazi
grandmask20
KidMiracleman
Note to myself: You’ve posted a comment here for Capybara with WTF face.
OscarsEstus
Perfect
NotAHugeSpider
porrages
Stolen.
xxsimpsxx23
Yoink. Mine
Durff123
saxuality3
Thank you for making that gif in a higher resolution. I had to watch the original a couple times because I couldn't see it at first.
mendingthoughts
Uhh
SammichBro
MINE
illProbablyPissyouoff
HeroOfKvatch1
Habitman
MoreAwesomerDan
The little ear flap-flaps! :D
MattDude
Pandamoniyum
warslinger
saltandsunshine
TheCultist
Ruhig
"Wow, they weren't kidding when they said this was a bad area..."
JohnnieTheShrubber
Ihavewaytoomanyfavoritestosort
RoxanneLaWin
*mashes*
FatSavage
ContentCup
*whispers* push it
CanadianCabinet
FUKKEN SAVED
SpockIsMyHomeboy
I was literally about to post this, haha. So glad someone remembered I posted this! +1
carrotsoup
It's beautiful Spock! I saw the comment and looked for yours lol
thanks, chica!
<3 :D
Salpinus
Checking posts checking posts. Yup! You posted this long ago
yup. Took me a couple of days to make the thing, lol. That was a crap ton of editing to get the 3D text behind the grass.
Well done. Did you get monster points for it?
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iHateYourPetPosts
I didn't believe you. I'm can't believe somebody would go on the internet and tell truths.
HA! do you think someone would do that?? go on the internet and tell truths??
IronGravyBoat
I'm calling you a truther!
knudude
I was about to credit you, @SpockIsMyHomeboy. Glad you saw your great work living proud!
meheezen
Tap for sound.
BombertKaboom
SlavBro
Ill be the one to say it. Thats a caiman he pulls out of the water.
dasAchteck
Yes.
DwigtSchrude
that's no croc, not even close. kitty would have his work cut out for him dealing with an actual croc.
NickNoltesStuntDouble
I am laughing so hard at this, it's clear I am NOT working on the weekly reports like i said......shut up Karen, it's FUNNY!
binky4me
And that my friend. Is why I stay on this side of the river.
husky2506
Not a croc, it is a cayman. But dam fierce for its size. The jag crushed right into the spine at the neck
BramStocker
cats like to kill reptiles
Kchop481516
Capybara is like
twerksforfish
thats the first thing i though of!
notaprofessionalcommentor
"There goes my hero... watch him as he goes"
delilahviolet
Roach92
"You thinkin what I'm thinkin partner?" "Ya, aim for the bushes"
K4LJ
"What were they thinking?"
WhatIfTho
There goes my hero. He's kinda bite-yyyy!
LoopStricken
Has anyone said it's a caiman yet? Can I be cool too?
theitinerantnaturalist
@themajesticharpyeagle People overestimating Jaguars because they don’t know how small caiman are....again
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Tsk
celestedrake
ajw21
Probably a caiman
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Definitely a caiman.
kchase
Hilarious
DonnieDangles87
LookingLikeASnack
When you're only level 10 in an mmo and you watch some max level characters duel.
CheyenneDakota
Capybara:... I'm gonna tell my mom...
GuliaJulia
iamthisguy247
I just wanna see more. Does it get away? Does he eat it? Did he enjoy it, or was it to rough and scaley?
Jaycephus
Check the Yelp reviews
metalfoto
Taking it on a tree, for eating safe. Jaguar style
AutoFox
Reptile meat is apparently pretty tasty, so...
BramStocker
linda, we're fucking moving right away... -big rat, probably.
3dartwork
....if he can sack York......he can invade lower England. -Capybara
BryceTRex
Gladius82
Dyledion
DCxChillin
“He was my ride home” - Capybara probably
Luc1ferSam
What animal looks at what is basically a dinosaur murder-log and says "Yes. That. That's what I want to kill."? Nature is terrifying.
Jaycephus
"...red in tooth and claw"
chiefwill
That’s the funniest thing you’ve ever seen??? Really?
DaninoY
That's a sad life right there
JHawke
Maybe it was funnier when the gif still had enough pixels to see the face. Who knows.
sarabearr
Don’t take it so literally
swiftkid666
For all you know they could have been locked in a closet for their whole life untile now.
Jaycephus
Still, though....
Snoopi252
Zentelis
Hyperbole is the worst thing ever
stillers2000
what you did there; i see it
Retsam19
"hyperbole - hy·per·bo·le - (n.) exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally."
AnotherStrangerOnTheInternet
I enjoy hyperbole until the person says "literally". That makes me want to slap them.
BillogUncle
Well there was no video of your birth to top it.
BeerTraveler33
GdSvThQn
Enough room for him to walk out.
TheRealGoddamnLochNessMonster
Obipan
BigTittyGothKitty
BobTheTalkingSkull
coronus42
Who the **** is Noob Noob?
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
MiracleWhoop
ererr
BobTheTalkingSkull
nrkst
Hate to break it to ya but a ton of nature shows use shots taken on different days/times just to make the narrative more captivating.
NinjaSpork
Wasn't the whole 'lemmings off a cliff' thing a total Disney nature show fabrication?
LoopStricken
Doesn't make it not funny.
nrkst
It does if it matters to you that they’re trying to pass off two different situations as one funny situation. If not then I guess it’s funny
pyxelbit
and a loooooot of added soundeffects
IAmRelevantToThis
Only on American ones. The English ones like Planet Earth are very good and pretty serious
pyxelbit
https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/planet-earth-2-bbc-sound-effects-fake-a7438336.html its not just a american thing
NachoPete
"ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! "
Dyayo
ohhh thats not Alan.
RideTheStimutacs
The time-lapse of plants growing or slow things moving fast are the ones that always bother me. Why would they make those noises?
Sneckz
Like the squirrel dropping it's nut after that tiger failed to get a kill lol
d3cad3nce
"omfg James killed Craig, someone call the police"
commentsectiontrafficcop
HE NEED SOME MILK!
newsguycraigevans
Forget it, Jake. It's the Amazon.
thatgreygentleman
I read this in will Anderson’s voice and currently can’t breathe
GandalfsLawyer
I read it in Craig Fergusons voice
Anthroposapien
Pretty sure that’s not a crocodile, but actually a caiman.
MAYORofTITTYciti
You are correct I saw this just the other day on Netflix
h0d0r
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
They're all crocodilians, man
squintish
Caiman are the cutest crocodilians.
mydailydoseofantidepressantsisyourbooty
Yes! An important distinction b/c Pantanal Caiman are usually less aggressive and subsist off mainly fish. Docile compared to crocs/gators
LarvaLamp
I worked in a reptile pet store briefly and we sold baby alligators and caimans. The gators were super chill, the caimans would go out of >
LarvaLamp
mydailydoseofantidepressantsisyourbooty
Huh, must be the young one. I’ve literally kept my hand next to one and sat within a few feet of one. I would NEVER do that with a gator
MarioPoppins
Shut up Meg
flyingdutchfrenchman
kay man, whatever
BarnibusSwarleyStinson
Isn't that part of an LGBTQ sandwich
gimmethebusket
Lenin1
Dude you could have said "caiman whatever"
boneapetite
Whatever dude it was all jokes until you caiman
MaximusUltima
IncorrektGramerNazi
So he'll see me later... man??
NalasaurusRex
SonOfTheShire
Just because it's not a crocodile it doesn't mean it's okay, man. Alligators and gharials are worthy of the same respect, man.
theitinerantnaturalist
Yep. Also much smaller than the jaguar in terms of mass.
xComputer
Nah it’s a capybara, it says right there
GutsTheStruggler
No, he's definitely NOT okay, man.
TheNonInsestuousJaime
Same shit, different toilet
ilikepotatoesalot
It's an alligator
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Closer than a crocodile, but it is a caiman.
DagothWit
The Crocs smaller cousin
Sinodio
crocs are the smaller cousin.
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Generally
metalfoto
Huge anyway.
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Not really, no. Doesnt look much beyond six foot on the larger end, maybe 7. Probably less than 150lb.
mydailydoseofantidepressantsisyourbooty
Not really. Pantanal caiman are pretty small compared to their crocodile and alligator relatives and this one looks to be an adolescent!
goatamon
Huge? That's tiny. Black Caiman can get to almost 20ft.
DiracsDelta
samsonguy920
TMW you have to reassess your status on the food chain, and it would seem it fell a few notches.
DiracsDelta
TFW you have no natural predators haha
captainofwhat
.
DiracsDelta
For the record, I did not make this. Just stole it like everyone else. Favorite reaction gif ever.
iLikeBeerandSquirrels
"Oh shit... That's one of my distant cousins."- Chipmunk probably
quattroformaggix4
Me eating pussy
iLikeBeerandSquirrels
Brother, you're 'spose to be stuffing her cheeks; she ain't 'sposta be stuffing yours.
tempestfoxthree
.
lncorrectGrammerNazi
grandmask20
KidMiracleman
Note to myself: You’ve posted a comment here for Capybara with WTF face.
OscarsEstus
Perfect
NotAHugeSpider
porrages
Stolen.
xxsimpsxx23
Yoink. Mine
Durff123
saxuality3
Thank you for making that gif in a higher resolution. I had to watch the original a couple times because I couldn't see it at first.
mendingthoughts
Uhh
SammichBro
MINE
illProbablyPissyouoff
HeroOfKvatch1
Habitman
MoreAwesomerDan
The little ear flap-flaps! :D
MattDude
Pandamoniyum
warslinger
saltandsunshine
TheCultist
Ruhig
"Wow, they weren't kidding when they said this was a bad area..."
JohnnieTheShrubber
Ihavewaytoomanyfavoritestosort
RoxanneLaWin
*mashes*
FatSavage
RoxanneLaWin
ContentCup
*whispers* push it
CanadianCabinet
FUKKEN SAVED
SpockIsMyHomeboy
I was literally about to post this, haha. So glad someone remembered I posted this! +1
carrotsoup
It's beautiful Spock! I saw the comment and looked for yours lol
SpockIsMyHomeboy
thanks, chica!
carrotsoup
<3 :D
Salpinus
Checking posts checking posts. Yup! You posted this long ago
SpockIsMyHomeboy
yup. Took me a couple of days to make the thing, lol. That was a crap ton of editing to get the 3D text behind the grass.
quattroformaggix4
Well done. Did you get monster points for it?
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iHateYourPetPosts
I didn't believe you. I'm can't believe somebody would go on the internet and tell truths.
SpockIsMyHomeboy
HA! do you think someone would do that?? go on the internet and tell truths??
IronGravyBoat
I'm calling you a truther!
knudude
I was about to credit you, @SpockIsMyHomeboy. Glad you saw your great work living proud!