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Jan 6, 2022 9:23 PM
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KnowledgeEater
This is brilliant who wrote this
Entitlement
This sight makes waiting for the car to warm up bearable
YuffieK
nessusDM
A shocking amount of mythology starts with smutty fanfic...lot of religion too now that I think about it
imgurmage
The Greeks had some fucked up myths
HeadPuntingBatmanRollerCoaster
Wait until you hear about how Maui from Moana died
lordfwahfnah
Sepheroth9000
Best line. I'm going to peel my skin off if I can't get some of that bull D.
SavagePatchKids
If I had a nickle for every time I've said that...
sjldeveloper365
Incredibly accurate to the story, too.
icbkr
Every time we hear someone use the name Daedalus we need to recount this tale.
ReverseSyzygy
quietwalker
I'm not saying that there's no such thing as a cow without horns, but ... usually it's the bull that's got 'em. Poseidon's bull was gay?
goodisunpopular
There are several bovine species where the cows have horns. However there are no bovine species where the bulls have udders.
maybeamonster
markypeach
Ah, so that explains his lightning attacks. Makes sense.
brotherbuzz
Now that is a narrative that really makes mythology interesting.
Darksnider05
That read like a retelling on Drunk history. I loved this.
thoroughlysketchy
If you liked this, you should watch Overly Sarcastic Productions. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDb22nlVXGgeoPb-HBWwzEeoAwDvckSrC
Corona688
How much mythology isn't drunk history, is the question
Frozenspokes
I've toured the ruins of the palace at Minos.
spinbutton3
How cool! I'd love to go to Knossos! Did they point out the palace where the bull-human orgy took place?
Frozenspokes
No, but it's an interesting story nonetheless.
bobgunrunnersmith
So, the original furry was a woody?
DreadPirateJaceMangrove
That wouldn't be furry, that's just straight up bestiality. Although tbf she was in a bull suit, so the bull might technically be a furry...
GoldenLarsen
can.... can she explain all mythology like that... I need it... i need it so bad i am going to peel my own skin off if i dont get it!
PeteThePerv
what a great retelling
LieutenantGordon
I highly suggest the book Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes. Lots of mythology told in this style only even funnier.
mrbellek
I don't remember my teacher telling me this part so detailed and vividly!!
lemmesmashplease
Sounds like King Minos had a Maury Povich moment
ReverseSyzygy
lordfwahfnah
LoveYoutootoo
I like stories where people get what they want.
IxenIejir
Bro this is chapter one. We still gotta cover the Labrynth, Ariadne and Theseus
TheJuiceLoosener
Let's talk about Leda and the swan. I'm no victim-blamer but if my SO says she got taken by a goose, you gotta know part of her was into it.
rovertbiggs
Gestalt7
I shall construct a labyrinth for this post!
drbwaa
Appropriate source material is appropriate
thekeyofe
Labyrinths are awesome!
apathyboy
Sire, I will build a labyrinth to house the upvotes!
UseTheForceLuke
VipertheFirst
Of COURSE this is top comment. Not complaining, mind. Just glad that expectations are satisfied.
teknojo
Duraxis
Glad to see this lives on
WhyDontYouMakeMe
YuffieK
Oglaf FTW
ICheckUsernameAndSuch
Gotta love Oglaf. Been looking for the "everybody fucks the snake" comic for a while but can't find it. Plus side - reading lots of Oglaf.
sleepinggreenidea
I think page 1 is technically SFW, so have a link: https://www.oglaf.com/hibernating-strangers/
ICheckUsernameAndSuch
Thanks! I actually just found it myself, but this is still greatly appreciated.
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
ICheckUsernameAndSuch
That's the one, and also the second page. Just found it. First page here, next button for 2nd - https://www.oglaf.com/hibernating-strangers/
EdwardHarley
I love old myths, especially Greek. They're so often things that make it obvious it was thought up at a massive, drunk orgy.
ipopipo
Bdtry
Keairan
A fun and informative bit on the myth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_1s_UZfs5c . (1)
Keairan
And what we know about the culture behind it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0jl8hyaG0Q
Polecat777
This makes me miss drunk history. I have a feeling drunk mythology would be as good if not better.
GinOClock
Mythology is bonkers enough while sober, but yeah could be fun!
Polecat777
So is history but the drunk format is more entertaining
thoroughlysketchy
There is a series on YouTube that has this vibe. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDb22nlVXGgeoPb-HBWwzEeoAwDvckSrC
Keairan
I somehow knew this was going to be Red's work.
friendsofsandwiches
I need a girl who tells me mythology like that.
sauvrel
Would have made high school a lot more engaging.
Itcanbedone
How bad you need it? Cause I got this bull in the backyard....
thoroughlysketchy
Red from Overly Sarcastic Productions. Have fun! https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDb22nlVXGgeoPb-HBWwzEeoAwDvckSrC
DrFrankensteinWasTheMonster
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peamupbubber
I love Red and Blue from OSP
MotherfuckingJesseEisenburg
Ah, so that explains the picture I saw on e621.
Raptor052
No, that's just how Sparrow draws.
IMightBeIntoSomeWeirdStuff
MotherfuckingJesseEisenburg
Actually it was by "witchofavalon." I never, ever want to see Sparrow's stuff again.