Dec 28, 2016 5:02 PM
TheOkayMan
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Because you're lazy cunts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XTaOmNqlF0
funny
Veggisaurus
He is both patient and impatient.
Barnicals
Try speaking in an American accent.
Hanakimi
This just kept going and going
LigetiSpaghetti
Even without sound you can tell they're from Bristol!
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
You think this is funny. Try watching a documentary about Alexander the Great.
jhnmdy
They say humans would bully smart cars as well.
LiteraryLover
As a girl who's name is actually Alexa, I feel for her not responding to Alex or Alexis. Seriously, ends with an A, how hard is that!?
Also I could never own one of those things cuz it would just be too weird.
BornToDoStuff
hey me, play a song yeah?
bringbakfirefly
That fucking cunt Trevor.
ladyofthevalley
That sounds like my dad trying to work technology
liamromero7111
Oh good squirter
NewPhoneWhoDissss
I have the Google home and responds to me just perfect.
RoboCoonie
It's prompt word is Alexa, Amazon or Echo. It doesn't respond to Trevor.
FatCatTax
Google Assistant is much better than Amazon's Alexa in terms of usefulness IMO.
Google uses Google for search results. Echo uses Bing. Still wouldn't trade it for a Google Home.
bumgurgle
Sponsored by the phrase: Hire the handicapped, they're fun to watch.
dontmagpie
its modern technology you sack of shit, you dont need to press your mouth against it and shout.
imwithbob
TRREEEEEVVVVORRRRRR
GoddammitMrNoodle
http://imgur.com/xkOe8EA
youcantproveit
Stepmom got one. It never responds for me or my dad. It's temperamental as fuck with male voices.
sarahlyzzibeth
weird - my husband's responds fine to him but for some reason it can't understand me. and i swear we have appropriately gendered voices.
jsktrogdor
We had the exact opposite situation with the on I gave my parents. Listened to my dad and I every time, almost never heard my mom.
Whitetiger7654
My buddy has one. So long as you yell at it, it works fine. You can't talk normally. I love yelling at it to max volume.
lol I was yelling at it, and the fucker didn't respond. I was told that I'm on "echo timeout". I'm 31 and on timeout for the visit *humph*
StanHalfTheAnswerMan
Be funnier if he smashed it to pieces
moq1
Someone insert gif with Mr. Reynholm from it crowd yelling at the pc
forestfinagle
Oy! Trev!
Zlimeshili
Why was he calling it trevor then?
Kid probably told him that was the activation phrase.
autofiction
Trevor?
fuzznubbin
I call mine Alexa
kstanoev
You fuckin cunt
FirstLaughOfTheDay
Alexa, echo, amazon are the only 3 names. I don't get the Trevor either
ThorinMapleshield
Isn't that the joke?
ThatGrrlOverThere
Trevor, get it together, you cunt!
wherehaveiseenthatbefore
Hahahahaha!
MrWolfwood
I've learned to whistle at my Xbox One to get Cortana to respond. I never have to talk anymore, just, whistle
turdfuerguson
My parents got me and my wife one for Christmas, no clue what to do with the it...
AncientTerror
Is he talking with a friend from the NSA?
snakeoilsalesman
Is that the tech from Mr Robot? I thought it was their way of showing it was near-future sci-fi. It's not available in my country.
phdinhorribleness
Haha, no that was basically advertising for echo. She actually says those responses
LogicDude
Just set mine up yesterday, no problem with it responding I just wish I could change the name to something other than Amazon, Alexa or Echo
MyEvenstar
I wish it would be released in Canada..
ImBasicallyADoctor
Jarvis
Solaralyn
Our Alexa randomly inserts herself into our conversations when my husband or i ask each other a question. Shut up Alexa no ones talking to u
topgearfan
Like computron from the office
kaytiss
HAL
Snowberries
I'm sorry Dave I can't do that...
EmotionalSupportPig
Why not just "Computer"? It'd be like living in a sci fi movie!
Like Trevor
EXACTLY! See? You understand me. We should be Besties. Can I call you Trevor? Hi Trevor! *waves*
cocksparkle
Hey, that's my name!
citizentrain
Cocksparkle! Play fuckin' Oasis!
realbrickwall
Let us all take the time to appreciate the grand brushstrokes of the cosmos that led to this linguistic trainwreck making perfect sense.
iexist
I thought you can change the name to just about anything no?
You can only choose between Alexa, Amazon or Echo. I have an Echo and a Dot so I had to name them differently so they don't BOTH respond.
Seems like an obvious oversight. Lame
There's a Voice Recognition training module with it. I would think training it to respond to a unique name wouldn't be too difficult. :/
i thought they were programmed so only the one closest to you responds. we only have 1 but that was my understanding
I wanted to know if I could get them networked, but the info I have says they would be out of sync...and if close enough, both respond :(
Veggisaurus
He is both patient and impatient.
Barnicals
Try speaking in an American accent.
Hanakimi
This just kept going and going
LigetiSpaghetti
Even without sound you can tell they're from Bristol!
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
You think this is funny. Try watching a documentary about Alexander the Great.
jhnmdy
They say humans would bully smart cars as well.
LiteraryLover
As a girl who's name is actually Alexa, I feel for her not responding to Alex or Alexis. Seriously, ends with an A, how hard is that!?
LiteraryLover
Also I could never own one of those things cuz it would just be too weird.
BornToDoStuff
hey me, play a song yeah?
bringbakfirefly
That fucking cunt Trevor.
ladyofthevalley
That sounds like my dad trying to work technology
liamromero7111
Oh good squirter
NewPhoneWhoDissss
I have the Google home and responds to me just perfect.
RoboCoonie
It's prompt word is Alexa, Amazon or Echo. It doesn't respond to Trevor.
FatCatTax
Google Assistant is much better than Amazon's Alexa in terms of usefulness IMO.
RoboCoonie
Google uses Google for search results. Echo uses Bing. Still wouldn't trade it for a Google Home.
bumgurgle
Sponsored by the phrase: Hire the handicapped, they're fun to watch.
dontmagpie
its modern technology you sack of shit, you dont need to press your mouth against it and shout.
imwithbob
TRREEEEEVVVVORRRRRR
GoddammitMrNoodle
http://imgur.com/xkOe8EA
youcantproveit
Stepmom got one. It never responds for me or my dad. It's temperamental as fuck with male voices.
sarahlyzzibeth
weird - my husband's responds fine to him but for some reason it can't understand me. and i swear we have appropriately gendered voices.
jsktrogdor
We had the exact opposite situation with the on I gave my parents. Listened to my dad and I every time, almost never heard my mom.
Whitetiger7654
My buddy has one. So long as you yell at it, it works fine. You can't talk normally. I love yelling at it to max volume.
youcantproveit
lol I was yelling at it, and the fucker didn't respond. I was told that I'm on "echo timeout". I'm 31 and on timeout for the visit *humph*
StanHalfTheAnswerMan
Be funnier if he smashed it to pieces
moq1
Someone insert gif with Mr. Reynholm from it crowd yelling at the pc
forestfinagle
Oy! Trev!
Zlimeshili
Why was he calling it trevor then?
RoboCoonie
Kid probably told him that was the activation phrase.
autofiction
fuzznubbin
I call mine Alexa
kstanoev
You fuckin cunt
FirstLaughOfTheDay
Alexa, echo, amazon are the only 3 names. I don't get the Trevor either
ThorinMapleshield
Isn't that the joke?
ThatGrrlOverThere
Trevor, get it together, you cunt!
wherehaveiseenthatbefore
Hahahahaha!
MrWolfwood
I've learned to whistle at my Xbox One to get Cortana to respond. I never have to talk anymore, just, whistle
turdfuerguson
My parents got me and my wife one for Christmas, no clue what to do with the it...
AncientTerror
Is he talking with a friend from the NSA?
snakeoilsalesman
Is that the tech from Mr Robot? I thought it was their way of showing it was near-future sci-fi. It's not available in my country.
phdinhorribleness
Haha, no that was basically advertising for echo. She actually says those responses
LogicDude
Just set mine up yesterday, no problem with it responding I just wish I could change the name to something other than Amazon, Alexa or Echo
MyEvenstar
I wish it would be released in Canada..
ImBasicallyADoctor
Jarvis
Solaralyn
Our Alexa randomly inserts herself into our conversations when my husband or i ask each other a question. Shut up Alexa no ones talking to u
topgearfan
Like computron from the office
kaytiss
HAL
Snowberries
I'm sorry Dave I can't do that...
EmotionalSupportPig
Why not just "Computer"? It'd be like living in a sci fi movie!
Snowberries
Like Trevor
LogicDude
EXACTLY! See? You understand me. We should be Besties. Can I call you Trevor? Hi Trevor! *waves*
Snowberries
cocksparkle
Hey, that's my name!
citizentrain
Cocksparkle! Play fuckin' Oasis!
realbrickwall
Let us all take the time to appreciate the grand brushstrokes of the cosmos that led to this linguistic trainwreck making perfect sense.
iexist
I thought you can change the name to just about anything no?
LogicDude
You can only choose between Alexa, Amazon or Echo. I have an Echo and a Dot so I had to name them differently so they don't BOTH respond.
iexist
Seems like an obvious oversight. Lame
LogicDude
There's a Voice Recognition training module with it. I would think training it to respond to a unique name wouldn't be too difficult. :/
sarahlyzzibeth
i thought they were programmed so only the one closest to you responds. we only have 1 but that was my understanding
LogicDude
I wanted to know if I could get them networked, but the info I have says they would be out of sync...and if close enough, both respond :(