Woooo

Feb 14, 2017 7:01 AM

Frankidelic

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And my hang dangle doesn't work....alas. no win for me...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's what's called a masturdate in my family

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SexArt is better and also free today.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wtf

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When Valentine's Day is almost over in Australia...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Both of my arms look like tht. My hands take turns

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Is that what they call polyarmory?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've neither had a date nor have I masturbated today. Does that make me weird??

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you try it out, be prepared to sign up cause you'll never go back.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pornhub is free all the time. They made it that way a few years ago on Valentine's day.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Just read the Premium but still, it's all good

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Opens up incognito tab.....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Happy Valentine's day buddy @captainjabrone lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol, you tell me this like I dont know hahaha

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imgur probably wondering why so many users are closing the app after reading this post.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Seen that episode multiple times before, only to realize now that Quagmire is a lefty...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you serious?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Til: Quagmire is left handed.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm right handed and sharpen pencils with my left, maybe he favors his right hand when masturbating.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think they just did it like that for the joke, as he walks out and then raises his arm to show how buff it is.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

that is literally the only thing I was thinking, lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Every sperm is sacred

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

Every sperm is great

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Good guy pornhub cumming up huge for everyone without a date

9 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 4

I clicked on Free Premium for the heck of it and the damn thing redirected me to a facebook to log in. NO YOU FUCKEN DIDN'T!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

thats gold

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or with

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Whats the difference between premium and regular?

9 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 1

Mainly, you get access to higher resolutions. Really good for VR, which you also get access to.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

More videos, 1080 HD videos, ability to create private playlists, stuff like that.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Go find out?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Almost nothing, absolutely not worth it IMO, at least not for the gay stuff.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Minimum octane rating.

9 years ago | Likes 165 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Threefiddy.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 8

I have the same question

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

HD vids, exclusive vids, access to full length ones.. thats about it

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm guessing higher quality and access to full videos.

9 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

That'd be useful if I ever made it through a full video

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

That'd be useful if I ever made it through a full video

9 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 1

Or if you made it trough their front page

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I just watched one. Took 9min before she started taking clothes off. 11 until she touches dick. It was a 20min video.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I only watch it for the plot

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0