WTF!!!!!

Dec 24, 2023 8:39 AM

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This took a better turn, 'cause at first i thought it was a fuck doll.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trolling your neighbor level 100.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WTF

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dick move. I'm speaking as someone who was injured when dumped off a ladder.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Got it, so it’s a bad idea…

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's particularly funny that this caused such a stir, because joke displays like it have been around for... Man, at least a couple of decades, if not longer

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

i love paying my tax for city services

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In real life, how long could a guy hang from the roof...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In fitness terms it's called a dead hang.. and serious athletes we're talking 45 seconds to a minute being impressive.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh my god it’s so realistic they sent a FedEx truck

2 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 0

It's only a joke....Sir, while were were attending your call an orphanage burnt down with no survivors.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 5

How can you do all of that work and not think about the consequences for like 5 seconds? What did they think was gonna happen?

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Should have a small sign next to it saying that it's fake.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you do something like that, call your fire department and tell them about this so they know not to come. Not only might this save you trouble, but it might also save someone else who needs rescuing but cannot because the FD is saving your dummy right now.

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago (deleted Dec 24, 2023 3:05 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Hehe XD

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Right? If you looked at this for just a couple seconds and didn't realize it's fake, you'd have to be an idiot.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

"You were so busy worrying about if you COULD that you didn't stop to think about whether you SHOULD"

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'd be so proud. lol

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am kind of torn about it. Firefighters save lives while risk their own. This is a waste of their resources. On the other hand, it’s hilarious.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I love this!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If o was going to do a decorate like this, I would put a sign saying this is fake, please do not notify the authorities

2 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 2

Sounds like what someone would say if it was real....

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

You sound like the kind of person who is NOT a total asshole. Thanks.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Put a second decoration out in the yard that looks like a bunch of people drinking and laughing at him.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Here in America... Well, tldr police and fire dept would have us feel it in our wallets (more the police than the firemen, but they gotta be paid per call too)

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

The lights banging against the ladder would have driven me batshit in less than an hour.

2 years ago | Likes 134 Dislikes 1

Yeah... the noise would be annoying. If you're trying to be funny, at least don't be a dick to your neighbors.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

That's a pretty low bar for being driven batshit. It's really no different from wind scrapping branches against the house.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Honestly I'm surprised the wires in the string lights lasted long enough for the fire department to be called. That much regular stressing and I'd expect cheapo lights to have their wires break in a hour or two at most.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah no fuck this guy. I can already see this distracting a driver and causing an accident.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

But all other christmas displays dont?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Other displays make you go "Oh shit an emergency is happening"?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sometimes bright flashing lights distract brain from simple task. Nearly hit bike with human on it. Not always. But sometimes.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hello Sir, that's gonna be 5000 Dollars.

2 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 5

Fur Memment! Merica!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 17

Yeah I don’t think so, my radiator popped in my car when I was in college classes and made a huge steam mess, and the firefighters were called. They pulled me from class had me open the front and they left. After they saw nothing was on fire.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, it's the fire department, not an ambulance.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

in germany when you cause a false alarm, you gotta pay. not sure how that's in the US, but probably expensive

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

There's laws here about abuse of emergency services, but whether they're going to bill you, hand out a smaller fine, or even bother to enforce whatever law they have is often going to depend on both local laws and how the incident happened. For instance, a prank call, being deliberate, would be treated more harshly, while accidentally triggering an emergency call through negligence, like this, might be let off with a warning or a small fine.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's honestly the neighbors fault for not coming over to try and help first because it's not the far of a fall and would've skirted the need for emergency services

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

So someone thought of calling the fire department but didn't try to help what they thought was a person in immediate need of help. Seems about right.

2 years ago | Likes 365 Dislikes 4

I feel like the person who put the video/decoration up called in the emergency for the video. This is a 1 story drop, and even if it wasn't, the ladder is -right- there. Not even flat on the ground. I have a hard time believing -anyone- saw that and thought 911 was needed.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It could’ve been an elderly person that called or someone in a wheelchair.

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

I mean, I tend to have this rule: if it’s not one take it could be edited bullshit.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 9

Thoughts and prayers and a minimal effort 911 call. Murica

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 14

"Alexa call 911 for our neighbour."

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 9

There was another of these where a driver jumped out of his car to help. Shit like this makes sure other people don't get involved when someone actually needs help.

2 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 7

I feel like they probably did it for the vid, like they knew it was a joke "Hey when you drive up can you do it with the sirens on lmao" but who knows

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We call them cell phone heroes. People who just drive by but don't offer assistance

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

They were too busy filming it for internet points.

2 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 4

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My tax dollars.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

If I saw this, that's about all I'd be able to do, too - parking my car and leaving my kids behind while I go help isn't a feasible option either.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well YA, call them up, then start filming. TICTOK YO'

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could be an old person those are usually more often at home and often lonely watching out of the windows.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Directly go in to help? And risk getting sued?

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Good Samaritan laws protect if you are acting in good faith.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a lawyer, no lawsuit at all is better than a lawsuit you're likely to win. Even if you somehow manage to get attorneys fees out of it (which is not near as common as folks think), you're not gonna get back the time/energy/effort that went into it.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's up to the Lawyers really

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's a little more nuance to good Samaritan laws than that, though not all of it applies in this case. For example, one thing is you need to be qualified to do whatever you do to help. If you've had first aid/CPR training and you fracture/break someone's rib while performing CPR (very possible), you're covered. If you attempt to perform an emergency tracheotomy because you saw it on MASH, you're not. Good Samaritan laws also don't exist everywhere, so know the rules if you travel.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago (deleted Dec 25, 2023 6:15 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

China is a mess of legal loopholes and I reccomened keeping to yourself if you're there. When I was there with the navy I thankfully had a master above me who was born in China and warned everyone that most people in China keep to themselves, if someone talks to you, they need something, and since we all looked like foreigners, that thing they probably needed was access to your wallet. Not to say that all people there are bad, but watch out for scams if you go, do your research on common ones.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0