Always check your corners.

Jan 22, 2017 8:56 AM

heroesblood

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Always check your corners.

So for a little backstory:

I got home at 2AM from a particularly crappy night at work. I park next to a garage (not mine) and my front door is a very short walk from there. I also live on a corner, so folks can walk through our lane to avoid being next to traffic.

I get out of my car, close up, stand for several minutes enjoying the cool air, and walk toward my door. I come up to the corner of the garage, and a black man nearly two heads taller than me stops just short of us smashing in to each other. He stares, I stare, his eyes are wide. "You scared me," is all I can say. He cracks a huge grin and replies "You scared me too!" Puts a hand on his chest and belly-laughs, and went on his way.

Rock on, huge black dude. Sorry I scared you.

FP EDIT: First of all, thank you for getting me to FP. Second, I think people are reading too much in to me saying 'black dude.' He was a black dude with a great laugh. The color of his skin is not at all important to this story, and that's why I wrote the backstory, to denote he was enormous in physique without cluttering up the image. If he was a huge white dude I'd have said so. If he was a huge clown with a mohawk wielding two chainsaws I'd have said so also. Him being black isn't important, it was his size, the great laugh, and the funny encounter at 2AM.

Sheesh y'all. Have a giggle at a funny happening, that's all it is.

funny

TIL: Big strong muscular men can get scared quite easily also (no matter the skin color) - it's almost like they are also humans ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 3

"Doors and corners kid, doors and corners."

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Black lines matter.

9 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 0

Oh my god I knew I forgot something.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Was looking for a comment about not outlining text in black, better than I could imagine. Bravo

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

What were you smoking while enjoying the cool air?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Nothing. I'm square as fuck.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sweet Christmas! Luke Cage!

9 years ago | Likes 264 Dislikes 2

I pictured that the exact same way haha

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So the word "black" was somehow critical to the story?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm describing the dude. That's what he was. If he was a huge white guy I'd have said so.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

idontbelieveyou.gif

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dunno what else to say, man. :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Proper use of meme, good story, thats where i'd give 2 upvotes if i could.

9 years ago | Likes 177 Dislikes 12

How to give 2 upvotes in one post/comment: First, you downvote. Then, you upvote. The upvote increased the points by two. Two upvotes!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I salute thee, RIIIIICOLAAAAAAA.

9 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 1

Ka-kaw! Ka-kaw! RRRRRRRRIIIIIIICOLAAAAAAA!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Backstory? More like blackstory

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When you use the white text you gotta have the black outline. We talked about this, Richard.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My name isn't Richard, but yeah I fucked up.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Normal human interaction: you see, it is still possible.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You tell stories like a novelist. Write me a book with just the right amount of details.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's the nicest thing I've heard all month. Thank you friend.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

<3

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

probably had a heart attack thinking you were george zimmerman

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dumb

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You nearly bumped into someone... wow.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

I hate that this is popular because you described him as a "huge black dude" rather than just another guy.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

"...he put his hand on my chest...." plot twist OP is a girl

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I always wonder in stories like these if the color of the dude's skin is relevant.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's not, merely a descriptor.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did you guys hug? I would have asked for a hug lol

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: he thought you were a cop

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

No back story needed. I get it!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I loved the completely unnecessary back story.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Those are my specialty.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was watching Dave Chapelle with a Black buddy of mine (I'm White). And Chapelle was talking about how when he walks into a room full of 1/

9 years ago | Likes 261 Dislikes 7

28 posts long. Totally worth it. +1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+28? Lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Spoiler alert: cryborg goes on 30ish posts, but it isn't a screw-around (no loch ness/$3.50, jet fuel/steel beams, or other BS).

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

MVP right here

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like your 20 comment stories. Carry on.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Worth it guys read the whole thing

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

White people he gets just a little intimidated. He reminds himself it is the 21st century and we're more enlightened or whatever, but he 2/

9 years ago | Likes 204 Dislikes 4

actually gets a little nervous, and he has no idea why. My Black friend said that is totally true. OK story time. 3/

9 years ago | Likes 200 Dislikes 6

Being in a group to which you feel you don't belong intimidates everyone.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Three comments in before the story time begins? Oh yes. *Buckles up*

9 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Some imgurians protest my 17 comment stories, but sometimes you guys seem to like them. I think you will like this one. 4/

9 years ago | Likes 172 Dislikes 4

I was driving a friend of mind (female) (Whasian) (yeah she is pretty hot) who is a psychiatrist to a dinner party with friends. 5/

9 years ago | Likes 157 Dislikes 7

*mine

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

I had just moved into my apartment. I told her all the great things about it - nearby restaurants, stores, the lake, transportation 6/

9 years ago | Likes 141 Dislikes 3

Oh shit, I feel like I was there. +1 for back story. 5/7 would have been confused without it.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

...doors and corners...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My best friend is a big black dude, he also let's out the shrillest screams when scared.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Grew up in the south and had 2 black roommates, and yes, that happened often.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THIS JUST IN: TWO PEOPLE HAVE A PERFECTLY NORMAL ENCOUNTER.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

IT'S RARE, YO

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not following... what's the story here? Two people almost bumped into each.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Tiny fat guy scares huge muscular guy. Feels bad about it, but liked his laugh.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No I got that, I just felt like if the dude wasn't a big black guy, this wouldn't really be post worthy. Right?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know? He was a black guy. That's not important, and a lot of comments seem to think it is.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Firstly, the two people didn't "almost" bump into each other, they completely smashed together. Second, maybe you get it but don't care.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

As a big scary dude, I can confirm this happens.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We're all human, and all scared of corners.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

whats with the huge ass backstory? The pic gave all the needed details

9 years ago | Likes 3409 Dislikes 97

Huge ass backstory? Bruh

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

this real life incident meant a lot to OP

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Because fuck you, that's why. Sorry I was trying to be funny. Oh no, now I'm explaining myself. This is why I shouldn't comment.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 7

People who lie tend to overexplain themselves, since they usually made up a story in their head.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 7

Probably thinks it will help get us to believe the story.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was exactly what I was thinking as I read it haha

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It tells how it happened next to a garage - that detail makes this story much funnier.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That was exactly what I was thinking as I read it haha

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey i loved this story get off his grill man! Or woman!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What's with the whining about it? Don't like it, don't read it...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It added some much needed seasoning to the flavour!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aspiring love story author.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I grew more fond of the story hearing the specifics of the black mans reaction. Thx @OP never change.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

He felt like it. Quit being a cunt.

9 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 14

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Na the pic missed the belly-laugh bit

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

Don't be a full. That was clearly the red herring.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

which was essential!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Exactly. Painted the picture

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exactly. Painted the picture

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*blackstory

9 years ago | Likes 511 Dislikes 4

This is the reason for the long description

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Just wondering – are Black Stories a thing in other countries than Germany?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is the reason for the long description

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

*AfricanAmericanStory

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

*AfricanAmericanHorrorStorie

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Wise ass motherf****??

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

exhaled through nose

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I'm thorough.

9 years ago | Likes 1838 Dislikes 77

With imgur for good? If you succeed tell me how!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 15

Thorough, not through

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Fair enough.

9 years ago | Likes 335 Dislikes 4

I liked it. It was less blunt and got us acquainted with your routine to explain how it happened in detail.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thoroughly enjoyed @op's thorough backstory. It was a beautiful meet cute. Let me know how it works out.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I appreciated the extra details. They make the story feel vivid instead of two dimensional.

9 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

I'm Fuzzynubz. Nice to meet you.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hi thorough, I'm dad

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Nice to meet you thorough, I'm Matt.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not with that reply...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Be more thoroughrough

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: OP is black.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Could you please elaborate

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fantastic. Ill pick you up tonight at 7.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Upvotes for the 613

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And I'm through

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

USE BLACK OUTLINES YOU SAVAGE.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I FUCKED UP, I KNOW

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We all still love you, it'll be ok.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0