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Always check your corners.
So for a little backstory:
I got home at 2AM from a particularly crappy night at work. I park next to a garage (not mine) and my front door is a very short walk from there. I also live on a corner, so folks can walk through our lane to avoid being next to traffic.
I get out of my car, close up, stand for several minutes enjoying the cool air, and walk toward my door. I come up to the corner of the garage, and a black man nearly two heads taller than me stops just short of us smashing in to each other. He stares, I stare, his eyes are wide. "You scared me," is all I can say. He cracks a huge grin and replies "You scared me too!" Puts a hand on his chest and belly-laughs, and went on his way.
Rock on, huge black dude. Sorry I scared you.
FP EDIT: First of all, thank you for getting me to FP. Second, I think people are reading too much in to me saying 'black dude.' He was a black dude with a great laugh. The color of his skin is not at all important to this story, and that's why I wrote the backstory, to denote he was enormous in physique without cluttering up the image. If he was a huge white dude I'd have said so. If he was a huge clown with a mohawk wielding two chainsaws I'd have said so also. Him being black isn't important, it was his size, the great laugh, and the funny encounter at 2AM.
Sheesh y'all. Have a giggle at a funny happening, that's all it is.
scratchHereForUsername
TIL: Big strong muscular men can get scared quite easily also (no matter the skin color) - it's almost like they are also humans ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Scrubbery
"Doors and corners kid, doors and corners."
kuljeskelen
Black lines matter.
heroesblood
Oh my god I knew I forgot something.
schmidy
Was looking for a comment about not outlining text in black, better than I could imagine. Bravo
gimking
What were you smoking while enjoying the cool air?
heroesblood
Nothing. I'm square as fuck.
rnvb85
Sweet Christmas! Luke Cage!
YankeeBomb4
I pictured that the exact same way haha
CH3CK50UT
So the word "black" was somehow critical to the story?
heroesblood
I'm describing the dude. That's what he was. If he was a huge white guy I'd have said so.
CH3CK50UT
idontbelieveyou.gif
heroesblood
Dunno what else to say, man. :(
GoddamnRicola
Proper use of meme, good story, thats where i'd give 2 upvotes if i could.
JasonasB
How to give 2 upvotes in one post/comment: First, you downvote. Then, you upvote. The upvote increased the points by two. Two upvotes!
heroesblood
I salute thee, RIIIIICOLAAAAAAA.
TheMARSK
Ka-kaw! Ka-kaw! RRRRRRRRIIIIIIICOLAAAAAAA!
clockss
Backstory? More like blackstory
sitdownjohn
When you use the white text you gotta have the black outline. We talked about this, Richard.
heroesblood
My name isn't Richard, but yeah I fucked up.
derekjohn
Normal human interaction: you see, it is still possible.
grichen93
You tell stories like a novelist. Write me a book with just the right amount of details.
heroesblood
That's the nicest thing I've heard all month. Thank you friend.
grichen93
<3
xenburnn
probably had a heart attack thinking you were george zimmerman
themosthellas
Dumb
Dvulptiranity
You nearly bumped into someone... wow.
13akery
I hate that this is popular because you described him as a "huge black dude" rather than just another guy.
LookIt75
"...he put his hand on my chest...." plot twist OP is a girl
geeratedinboxplease
I always wonder in stories like these if the color of the dude's skin is relevant.
heroesblood
It's not, merely a descriptor.
elmarrrrk
Did you guys hug? I would have asked for a hug lol
TheStuffMemesAreMadeOf
Plot twist: he thought you were a cop
hereitgo
No back story needed. I get it!
DashertheDashingDestroyer
I loved the completely unnecessary back story.
heroesblood
Those are my specialty.
cryborg
I was watching Dave Chapelle with a Black buddy of mine (I'm White). And Chapelle was talking about how when he walks into a room full of 1/
SixFeetShort
28 posts long. Totally worth it. +1
Noooooooooooooope
+28? Lol
PTKrieg
Spoiler alert: cryborg goes on 30ish posts, but it isn't a screw-around (no loch ness/$3.50, jet fuel/steel beams, or other BS).
JustCallMeCarney
MVP right here
thefire259
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thesurlymermaid
I like your 20 comment stories. Carry on.
Noooooooooooooope
Worth it guys read the whole thing
cryborg
White people he gets just a little intimidated. He reminds himself it is the 21st century and we're more enlightened or whatever, but he 2/
cryborg
actually gets a little nervous, and he has no idea why. My Black friend said that is totally true. OK story time. 3/
Flyndaran
Being in a group to which you feel you don't belong intimidates everyone.
ThePizzaGuyOfJustice
Three comments in before the story time begins? Oh yes. *Buckles up*
cryborg
Some imgurians protest my 17 comment stories, but sometimes you guys seem to like them. I think you will like this one. 4/
cryborg
I was driving a friend of mind (female) (Whasian) (yeah she is pretty hot) who is a psychiatrist to a dinner party with friends. 5/
cryborg
*mine
cryborg
I had just moved into my apartment. I told her all the great things about it - nearby restaurants, stores, the lake, transportation 6/
WadeWiIs0n
Oh shit, I feel like I was there. +1 for back story. 5/7 would have been confused without it.
QuittingUnfair
...doors and corners...
mrmob
My best friend is a big black dude, he also let's out the shrillest screams when scared.
heroesblood
Grew up in the south and had 2 black roommates, and yes, that happened often.
LizzyBrown
THIS JUST IN: TWO PEOPLE HAVE A PERFECTLY NORMAL ENCOUNTER.
heroesblood
IT'S RARE, YO
WiggleBum
I'm not following... what's the story here? Two people almost bumped into each.
heroesblood
Tiny fat guy scares huge muscular guy. Feels bad about it, but liked his laugh.
WiggleBum
No I got that, I just felt like if the dude wasn't a big black guy, this wouldn't really be post worthy. Right?
heroesblood
I don't know? He was a black guy. That's not important, and a lot of comments seem to think it is.
iMoosker
Firstly, the two people didn't "almost" bump into each other, they completely smashed together. Second, maybe you get it but don't care.
retnaburn
As a big scary dude, I can confirm this happens.
heroesblood
We're all human, and all scared of corners.
johnxbear
whats with the huge ass backstory? The pic gave all the needed details
Flashtro
Huge ass backstory? Bruh
howaboutthisonethen
this real life incident meant a lot to OP
Cwalkdawg
Because fuck you, that's why. Sorry I was trying to be funny. Oh no, now I'm explaining myself. This is why I shouldn't comment.
WilliamHuskerAdama
People who lie tend to overexplain themselves, since they usually made up a story in their head.
ANOMNOMNOM
Probably thinks it will help get us to believe the story.
octosocks
That was exactly what I was thinking as I read it haha
eroso
It tells how it happened next to a garage - that detail makes this story much funnier.
octosocks
That was exactly what I was thinking as I read it haha
illrateyourtitle
Hey i loved this story get off his grill man! Or woman!
FoxfireWoodCrafts
What's with the whining about it? Don't like it, don't read it...
OnlyPostsGetRekt
It added some much needed seasoning to the flavour!
Flamingle
Aspiring love story author.
torannisaurusrex
I grew more fond of the story hearing the specifics of the black mans reaction. Thx @OP never change.
iMaySayWhatever
He felt like it. Quit being a cunt.
JohnnyWankSock
lazysombrero
Na the pic missed the belly-laugh bit
ShentoSama
Don't be a full. That was clearly the red herring.
howwouldyoudescribeyourself
which was essential!
justanotherusername31415
Exactly. Painted the picture
justanotherusername31415
Exactly. Painted the picture
pineappleprince
*blackstory
Corppi
This is the reason for the long description
sulfuratus
Just wondering – are Black Stories a thing in other countries than Germany?
Corppi
This is the reason for the long description
Berts122
*AfricanAmericanStory
sear3489
*AfricanAmericanHorrorStorie
Iliketocommentinrandom
Wise ass motherf****??
GarrukApexPredator
frougz
SnowLizards
exhaled through nose
heroesblood
I'm thorough.
cryborg
With imgur for good? If you succeed tell me how!
thefinaldegree
Thorough, not through
johnxbear
Fair enough.
Noooooooooooooope
I liked it. It was less blunt and got us acquainted with your routine to explain how it happened in detail.
myglassesarebiggerthanyours
I thoroughly enjoyed @op's thorough backstory. It was a beautiful meet cute. Let me know how it works out.
CaptainOfNone
I appreciated the extra details. They make the story feel vivid instead of two dimensional.
Fuzzynubz
I'm Fuzzynubz. Nice to meet you.
Jairson0
Hi thorough, I'm dad
ImMrLiteral
Nice to meet you thorough, I'm Matt.
RealCaptChicken
Not with that reply...
TheHolyPotato0
Be more thoroughrough
degenerator
Plot twist: OP is black.
AcidOPhilus
Could you please elaborate
kidcolt
Fantastic. Ill pick you up tonight at 7.
YouWOULDsaythat
Upvotes for the 613
mrcalifornian
And I'm through
Teevo83
USE BLACK OUTLINES YOU SAVAGE.
heroesblood
I FUCKED UP, I KNOW
Teevo83
We all still love you, it'll be ok.