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https://news.utexas.edu/2022/07/20/engineered-mattress-tricks-your-body-to-fall-asleep-faster/
MarcUK
One of the things I hate about my foam mattress, once it's absorb as much heat as possible, it sends it right back to you.
TodayIDidNothing
Engineered you say
tracereading
Less things I need to plug in that can conduct a lightning strike into my body, thanks.
Ahroo
How is it a trick? That . . . What I'm here to do, fall asleep. Right?
chikichikiyei
Does it shoot sleeping darts?
NowhereMan313
Nah, it just shoots upward and bounces you off the ceiling until you go nappy-bye.
TheFeralDog
A tiny dose of fentanyl....Gets you addicted so you need to have it to sleep...Best cash grab ever. Shit puts you out like a lamp I had..
TheFeralDog
...it once for an enormous kidney stone that other narcotics didn't work. Was out in about 2.3 seconds. Woke up and had no idea where I was
TheFeralDog
and, once I figured out hospital, why I was there
bonodono1350
*Laughs in insomnia*
SonderingStrike
It has a brick option, so you're represented too
bonodono1350
PWBoiler
This is what the predator sees when he watches you sleep.
TrinDiesel
Fuck that, heat makes it harder for me to sleep not easier. I need cold everything, and a few fluffy blankets
Riyphen
I have one (well a cover anyway, they dont ship the full mattress to the uk). Article makes it sound new, but its not.. plenty around
Riyphen
Its quite nice, cools the bed, around 8c below ambient, but heats the air in the room by the amount removed ofc/
Riyphen
very nice for pets that overheat in the summer too, our sugar gliders really enjoyed sleeping in it during the recent heat waves
notwhatyouknow
Aren’t mattresses already expensive enough?
muchLongerUsername
If you insist on buying a name brand one in a retail store, maybe. I got mine for like, 300 bucks and it's fine.
DaveTBull
300 is a lot for some
muchLongerUsername
Yeah, but if you're struggling to afford something that ammortizes out to to like, twenty cents a day... EVERYTHING is expensive to you.
DaveTBull
Welcome to the %90
Syrpynt
"No" --Mattress Marketing Teams
MaxIn
Read "Why We Sleep" by Matthew Walker. This warms your feet and hands tricking your body into deeper sleep
magis001
Are they making the world worse just so they can sell more expensive mattresses? Pretty soon Freddy.K is gonna charge admittance to dreams.
SithElephant
If you unpause and turn on sound, you will hear 'Hello, and welcome to the hydraulic press channel'
OneGuyWithSixGuns
I've read the average person takes 7 min to fall asleep. How much faster does it have to be?
anotherIngloriousHandle
because my body needs tricking
nqwazi
Falling asleep is not my problem, staying asleep when my brain kicks in is the issue :)
KevinBhall
I've heard of pillows being able to do this before but mattresses ?!
Krossis
Not much different than a heated blanket, although it would be more expensive to replace when it stops working
WristDeepInaBook
i have ambien. I can sleep standing up in a bathtub. Get that weak engineered bed outta here you sheep-countin fuck boi
sQuimby
This is funny because it runs opposite my intuition. Wonder if effects change seasonally
HamSlamwich
TLDR: it jerks you off
dogboybastard
What a load of boil pus drained ino a bucket and then sold as a scam
szepasszony
That's a new saying to me
toomanymemesandnotenoughmemeory
Interesting!
dreadfroggy
Well, I fall asleep better after my wife and I have a little private time. What does this mattress have?
gwiz665
"hey man if you fall asleep, I'll suck your dick." -Mattress
SubtleOrc
Hey me too. Tell her I said hi
Smarfx
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
psstuphere
I also choose this guy's mattress
BubblesTheFish
You can fuck it.
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
Mattrussy
FunctioningWorkaholic
A hole.
dav8388
Too warm I need it to be very cold.
HurricaneShade
I was waiting for a fart...
dajuan
But will it trick my brain to shut the hell up?
IDontCareAtAllButIShould
That pillow looks far to hot for me. I need a cold pillow and warm feet.
B166ERMaximus
too
B166ERMaximus
I’m sorry!!! It had too be done. Downvote me two hell and back.
ScrapCode
the key is unitless so I choose to think it's in Celsius and that pillow is ~100°F
notacobra
It IS Celcius. The pillow is that hot because of body temperature.
GSA1386
Well the whole trick is to heat your head up so hot that it sous vides your brain. You fall asleep super fast when you're brain dead.
Apothecarius
That pillow is 1,000 degrees, and the feet are freezing. Fuck whatever that picture is showing. Cold pillow, warm feet.
Shitbuttfartpoopasscrapturdpissqueef
My feet are always between too hot or too cold.
Dondarian
You are me, sir. (Damn, you're good looking) legit have my wool socks on, and my purple brand pillow that always stays a bit cool.
nailpounder
just need it cold...all cold, my circulation can regulate fine
Goblor
I need a cold pillow, cold feet, and electrons to go to a near stop as I settle into my oven of a cover.
ikeseff
I need to sleep on a slab of cold rock covered in furs.
nowiwannasniffsomeglue
Easy, just turn it over
fformulaa
That matress looks far to stiff to me. I need a matress that spoons me ever so softly
PrincessNakedMoleRat
Oh no sir. My mattress and I are just friends.
MonsieurBambi
I need the coldest room possible, I even sleep with windows open in winter and no blanket, I cannot get rid of warmth when sleeping, help!
illrememberthistime
Get a bedjet. It will seriously change your life. Look it up!
manulofdoom
Found the yeti!
esmarelda
Same. I’ll throw off my blankets in the dead of winter. BF and I have to use separate blankets.
MonsieurBambi
Also need good ventilation in general or I wake up with migraines
clarkWhogotsanity
Try a different sheet material. I'm sort of the same and I switched to bamboo fiber ones and they work wonders
BladeTurMoiL
Gf used to get crazy night sweats. Get a thyroid blood panel. She went on some drug that escapes me and she’s even kicked her migraines too!
notacobra
If you're too hot, it suggests hyperthyroidism. So possibly carbimazole or if you're American, propylthiouracil
Zhreca
Thiamazole usually in the US (methimazole).
BladeTurMoiL
That sounds like the one.
HMRyuuza
If you're willing to spend some solid money on a product, I've used a chili-pad that's basically a water cooler heat-sink for your bed.
coldcallmemaybe
My husband uses this and it’s changed his life!
HMRyuuza
Link to their homepage - https://www.chilisleep.com/products/cube-sleep-system
CygloPargen
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Rayfire3535
Are you a high quality GPU?
LeftRightThere
MampokisiThunder
Hahahaa!!! Hahahahaaaaaaaa! May the fart be with you!
g0st
I love how they all looked at him.
Lakeylake
JagdPanzer38T
funfact: stuff like that is very fake. farts do not show up on thermal cameras. also, wtf is that color meant to imply for temp?
Lakeylake
Yellow and blue make green!
SurgioClemente
My FLIR shows green for any stanky gases. Maybe you need an upgrade?
MAN9000
It's real, damn it! I believe!
MisterLemons
It's a filter; their noses aren't warm
Rezol
That's not even the major details imo. You can see it move with the camera at the end, and also it's clearly a filter and not a thermal cam