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CatBlaster5000
I like how they clarify that this is a home invasion
surelyijest
When I tell someone, "you pick", I mean it...I won't say no to a suggestion. My problem is my boyfriend ALWAYS makes me decide. Hate it.
SapiensMakeMeErectusNoHomo
"But honestly, I'm not feeling Chipotle"
ALurkerNeedsAName
he sure showed her!
Creamofsumyunggai
This is everyday At my house
mariakaz
I feel you there haha
pitbullboxershorts
If you can't honestly think of what food you want to eat, you aren't hungry enough.
LumpinSpacePrincess
When my bf asks me what i want to eat. STEAK. my answer is always steak.
yallneedcheesus
last night i spent 45 minutes on grubhub before ordering cause wasn't sure & nothing sounded good. thankfully it was just me for dinner...
fizix00
So you got cannibalized because you couldn't decide quickly enough?
yallneedcheesus
yep, ended up eating my own arm :(
theysaidtherewouldbecats
Why doesn't he just suggest a place?
Justinicus
He did. She shot it down. If this wasn't edited for brevity, that would've continued for another 90 minutes. Source: life.
Daggaroth
Please correct me if I am wrong but isin't Chipotle fast food?
cluckythehorse
Fast Casual....sorry I have to as a GM
RobotCosmonaut
Okay okay but here me out. Sometimes I DON'T know what I want, but I DO know what I DON'T want! Does that make me a bad person!?!?
Justinicus
Only if you claim you don't care when you really do.
Easwuud
This is part of the human condition. Not the home invasion bit, but the setup for it.
iamthedriver
I legit thought this was two lesbians until the last gif.
Capsicle
My rule - ask 3 times. If they don't offer anything useful, make the decision yourself.
wandergeist
I'm usually the one who doesn't care, which tells me I'm not yet hungry enough. When I'm hungry enough to eat, I'll know what I want.
Couldnotthinkofausername
It's not just women who do this! My boyfriend does it all the time! I'm constantly picking!
Justinicus
It's not a problem if they don't care. It's a problem if they claim they don't care, but shoot down every idea you come up with.
kemushi
Just because you know what you DON'T want, doesn't mean you know what you DO want.
Akeera
The thing is i find some people hypocritical in these situations. I dont know or im open to whatever but then they wont decide either.
IshimuraExplora
My method is "I picked last time you pick" and begin driving around aimlessly until she decides.
xupu
I just write down every place close to us and we take turns marking them off the list. It's much easier to say where you don't want to go.
carolinaguuurl
This is an excellent idea. Thanks.
xupu
No problem :)
helloimrobin
Ah, to be single. Welp, time to eat! I guess I'll have WHATEVER I WANT ALL THE TIME!
SomebodyCallTheExterminator
The struggle is real.
Angel666Hawk
QT pie
MeanBlack
Yes I get that reference.
iiGEMINIii
That ex mystery solved.
Erilis
After our workout with a friend and unbeknownst to me my wife's starving and he really wants to get Chinese at Hunan Village. (1/6)
Erilis
She asks me "So, are we doing anything after this?" Me: "Huh?" Wife: "Are we going anywhere, like are we getting bubble tea?" (2/6)
Erilis
FYI, the Tea House doesn't really have food. All we ever get there is tea. Me: "Yeah, I guess we can do that," I then ask my friend, (3/6)
Erilis
"Johnathan, do you want to get bubble tea?" Friend: "Sure, I'm happy going anywhere." Me: "Alright I guess we'll get bubble tea then." (4/6)
Erilis
Wife is visibly upset. I ask her "Do you not want to go to get bubble tea?" Wife: "Well, it's just that I'm starving, I haven't eaten (5/6)
SecretCatPolicy
So: don't ask "what do you want?", rephrase: "I want a pizza. You?"
Erdan
Doesn't want fast food. Chooses Chipotle. What?
ThisGuyDisguisedTheSkies
I WAS RAGING CUZ OF THAT
girlbat
Well, it doesn't have a drive through, so that could be what they meant
Justinicus
In my opinion, Chipotle is the least fast-foodiest of the fast-food places.
SomethingCleverBand
At least they didn't choose airline food, what's the deal with that?
superhighchick
hahahaa +1
FrellingFarbot
I see you Jerry Seinfeld.
MisterNesbitt
SAUCE?
winnieandthepoo
red, please. the spicy kind.
LowkeyLegend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bIcz8FiXUQ
lioneIhutz
Can they also come when she needs 2 hours to decide what she's going to wear? Women amirite?!
theviolentsnail
What is women, right!?! ...
GeeUknit
Yeah, how dare they not be both perfectly put together AND done in a flash
Erries
"perfectly put together" doesn't exist. They compromise...hence the 2 hours.
OrcSkinSuit
Yeah but that's when we get most of our drinking done right? #teammen
Superkroot
What's the deal with airline food?!
momentsofnicole
what food?
flickerdart
Turns out there actually IS a deal (things taste/reheat different at high altitudes): http://www.quora.com/Why-is-airplane-food-so-terrible
SomethingCleverBand
We can land a satellite on a comet but we can't cook properly on flights.
Thoraxe123
when in doubt, always go chipotle
WhoIsTheDodie
I just realized we moved down the street from a chipotle!!! Score!
GmanLV300
I went to Chipotle the other day, and I know I can make everything on their menu from scratch. Thanks hispanic mom for teaching me to cook.
hellafordays
You can make everything BETTER, I bet. Damn Chipotle and their white-people rice.
magicalmysterytour
One day i will be rich n famous n will be able to purchase all the Chipotle locations, buy out the owners, become the majority stock holder
magicalmysterytour
and burn all them mothafuckers down....i really dont like Chipotle
thegr8rambino
This is solid advice
SailorVSays
Chipotle is never the answer.
MantisTobagganMD
Never be in doubt. Always Chipotle.
waddo777
Chipole sucks why not just get real Mexican food instead? ?
hellafordays
I agree. You can get authentic and better for cheaper.
WhoIsTheDodie
Because mexican food is not chipotle of course
ThatDudeThatDoesDudeStuff
Because Chipotle is delicious, and easily available. And delicious.
waddo777
it is not, you must not have not tried real mexican food
MisterPerfect
Related:
xshellshock
I want this to loop better.
EhhhWhatsUpDoc
Dinner at my house, EVERY, FUCKING, NIGHT.
Takethelandboiltheseayoucanttakethisusernamefromme
This... ALLLLLL THIISSS!!!!
caracu
what movie is this from?
AngryBadgers
It's not that simple.
MisterPerfect
The Notebook man, watch it with a girl, they'll love you forever
caracu
hahah i know what you mean but the lonely tramps like le me dont have no choice but to enjoy movies by our own... thanks for de advise tho!
IUpvoteCommentsMoreThanImages
False: I watched this movie on a date once and cried like a baby (two of my grandparents had Alzheimer's) I wasn't able to talk to her after
TheOnlyWomanOnTheInternet
.MP4!!! WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!?!?!
MisterPerfect
like why not
IAmTheSquidward
I don't understand why gifv is such a big fucking deal. It's literally just an mp4. Like, seriously, there's no innovation there.
DidItForScience
mp4 is a container so it can store data in different compression formats. When imgur publishes their data sheet who knows it might be cool.
burritobazooka
http://pastebin.com/ehNakqE7
IAmTheSquidward
Yeah, it's VP8. Literally just a webm. Like I said, nothing innovative at all.
FurryBallsPlacedMenacinglyOnTheTableINC
lmao, but seriously the second I realize this is happening I stop asking, silently pick a place, and go.
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Bob423
As someone who never knows what he wants...Just do that. Really.
danzigsam
YES.
MadamMischief
I always ask for options. Bf will tell me a few and I'll choose from that. Also lets me know what he wants to eat and price range. Easy.
GaarDNous
They way we usually handle this is "I'm not sure what I want to eat, but I know I don't want..." Then we pick a place that isn't the list.
gammaraycharles
OMG the patriarchy, men always choose blah blah. With all my exes, if they hadn't made a choice by the third asking, I chose.
iwillbeback
What is wrong with all these girls? I definitely am a girl and i never have so much trouble to choose what i want to eat (1/2)
iwillbeback
And if i am not sure, i just eat whatever my bf brings or wants (2/2)
justmandythings
marry me!? this is seriously my least favorite mundane conversation ever to have in relationships.
Imgonnatipyouwell
That's what they want you to do.
HowMuchWoodWouldAChocoboChokeIfAChocoboCouldChokeWood
I do not bother to ask my co-workers anymore.
MoonyWormtailPadfootProngs
It's not that I can't decide, I just get so concerned that the other person will hate me forever if I pick a place they don't like
EnderXVI
I literally will eat anywhere someone would like to go, so when I ask the other person to pick anywhere mean it. I list budget restraints.
TrippingPocahontas
I live in a city so different cultural foods surround me. I choose by taste -- spicy cheesey, spicy veggie, spicy meaty or tomato-ey
flamingflamingo
Wise.
HangslikeCabbage
I like you.
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
My Mrs's classic: what do you want to eat. My answer: You went shopping, I don't know what's in the fridge, do I have to guess? Gimme a clue
EnderXVI
I would list ingredients and general dishes. Burgers, pasta, ect. That way we could just slowly narrow down what she wanted. Kinda worked
Aramahn
Followed much later by her saying "we never go anywhere I wanna go". Which is how ex's are made :)
causality
GF says she doesn't care. I say we try applebees since she's never been there. ...she gets plain chicken fingers.
BuffyMarsSavesTheWorld
I've had to start giving my husband choices and tell him to pick since he already knows what I like. I'm ridiculously indecisive. 1/2
BuffyMarsSavesTheWorld
He once came back with one of the places and then I was like, "damn, I thought for sure you'd pick chik-fil-a." I suck. I'm working on it.
betterjesus
never change your username
Nimbles
Reason why I think of places before anyone asks me. Got to step up your game, girls! Shit.
abysmalfeline
I had friends who spend 2 hours deciding while I starved in the backseat of the car.
jwp90
I really, really wish I could do that.
officerjt
If I'm feeling indecisive I just tell my husband to pick and promise to find something there no matter where it is.
shockwave
What if he drives to a cannibal birthday party?
supersunshine21
u da real mvp
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
You're the best kind of person.
D0cH0lliday
There's a difference between, i don't care, and i don't know. You just aren't picky. The annoying people are the ones who say "i don't know"
D0cH0lliday
Then proceed to say, "no i don't want that." after every suggestion, without providing their own input.
LadyTashviv
Someone showed me once an article saying men cares less about what they eat than women because women needs more variety. This can be a cause
D0cH0lliday
Could be. I can only speak as a guy and can confirm I'm not a picky eater at all.
rgzdev
It's not unreasonable tho. Not because you aren't sure what you want does it mean you will eat from a garbage can.
D0cH0lliday
Yeah but when you say "i don't know.." All the time then shoot down the other persons every suggestion... It's annoying as shit.
D0cH0lliday
If you don't know what you want, then at least start from what you don't want and work your way to a decision.
ExperimentKraj
My friends in college and I had a list of 30 local restaurants and a 30-sided die.
waitbutactually
How do you even tell which side is up? You just pick a visible number?
ExperimentKraj
http://random-ize.com/dice-rolling/all-dice/30-sided.jpg It's not hard at ALL. a 100-sided die is, yes, but not 30.
PeaceAndFlowers
And let me guess, you roll it 15 times before you decide on a place?
Braywashed
Ehh I don't reeeeeeally want Taco Bell... 20 rolls later, bojangles it is!!
getthismanabeer
http://wheelof.com/lunch/
j0be
30 sided dice? Oh yes we have more. /a/ZmAk3
siler7
You could also do this with a D6. First roll selects which list of five places, second roll selects from the list, discard sixes.
StarkRG
that gives you 25
siler7
Discard sixes only on the second roll, extremely obviously.
StarkRG
You didn't say that, you just said discard sixes.
ExperimentKraj
But...we had a 30-sided die o___o
siler7
Then you did the right thing.
iamastronautsloth
A 30 SIDED DIE? U SOME KIND OF WIZARD? CARE 2 EXPLAIN YOURSELF?
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Mithi
100 "sided"
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
Amazon appears to confirm their existence.
AFancyRedFox
Well of course wizards exist. You didn't need Amazon to know that.
kalethan
Nah man wizards have a d4 hit die.
RoboLuddite
And deal damage with all the d6s of the wind!
MakerOfBadJokes
"I can Pain with all the d6 of the WIIIIND!"
ExperimentKraj
AM WIZARD,YES
Mithi
4, 6, 8, 12 and 20 ... anything else isn't a Platonic Solid and thus an abomination.
bearhill2
You can be a platonic solid.
Mithi
It sure is SOLID, but not plato... oh who am I kidding I'm on Imgur friday-night ... #cry_into_pillow
j0be
/a/ZmAk3
iamastronautsloth
o ma god
LupusYonderboy
Nah, not a wizard, probably paladin class.
ImgurnariumOfDoctorGiraffus
HE'S A WIZARD..OF THE COAST
Warranty
Baby. Those exist.
DanielReader
And how many times did it roll a 1?
ThatGuyWithTheTopHat
3% of the time
tisaconundrum
100 sided though http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/18664000/ngbbs49a8cefc4d64c.jpg
EchoOfSnac
http://www.gmdice.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/d/3/d30-opaque-blue.png
docweird
ossius
Something tells me you've never played any table top RPGs
Tyrannotron
I have played many, and can't think of a one that used a 30 sider.
UristMcdwarf
I have, and I've never heard of nor seen a d30
SouperScott
I have a buddy who has 100 sided die, let your mind wrap around that.
BachelorGourmet
That's because a grand total of....no games ever used one.