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BARP
Fuck Censorship! JFC
LerryV2
I was handed a note from a small child in a wheelchair. He said that his mom smoked crack and how it destroyed his life. I told him to get the fuck away from me before I sell his chair for crack momey
keyblader1985
Have people not seen that classic post before? This is always funny to see, but it's not new.
faethorferenc
That plot twist.... damn.
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jekath
I saw recently, and I gasped, that sometimes people on the internet just make stuff up..they just make it up and pretend it really happened.
Thorketil
JFC.
RexRexroththe1st
Porking job is probably something I should not Waterfox...I will but I probably should not.
filiuspelei
Man, it must have been really bad pork. That person should never butcher again!
Buffoonery
God damn. What commitment.
Ranb40
Here in Minnesota, right now, many parking lots are completely covered so people just guess where the lines are. I've yet to see this kind of rage in parking lots in the MN winters. :)
gablestout
InitHello
I prefer this version
sokernick
Maybe you should learn how to park.
Ionico
My favorite: big dude in big truck, can't park his truck in a 90 degree spot. (Probably can't even do slanted parking lots either.)
RooGryphon
I dont care if I get one and I have and I was in my spot completely. Just slightly at an angle still pissed off I wasn't perfectly straight I bet so I just rip it off dont give one duck about it and get on with my life in fascist America
AyatollahBahloni
Matchless paraprosdokian.
TheTojo15
Get your shit together Sarah!
bripi
This is somewhere around 10 years old, so OP did NOT find it on their car, not to mention the original isn't at all "redacted" for purity. This is gross repost abuse and needs to be stopped.
Shoutrr
thank fucking you to whomever censored the words, that allows my pristine soul to remain so, and it's so well done i can't tell what those where. (fuck censorship)
WienerBeener
S*it Fu*k Da*mit I ha*e ce*sors*ip!
gronzilla
(f╻ck censorsh╹p)*
LuveBunny
Clutch the pearls, I can't see the middle letter here in F%ck. I mean, fuck me.
StellarJay77
I really need to harp on this so people understand that what you're complaining about is a form of survivorship bias and you're directing ypur ire at the wrong thing. With the automated systems we have in place now, chances are you wouldn't be seeing these posts at all if they were uncensored. They get deprioritized and left unpromoted so exponentially less people see them. I'll probably get downvoted but I don't care. You're complaining at the creator who can't change anything about it.
triptolemus510
Fuck it then. This shit is of no importance.
knotwingknot
People say that but then bitch about seggs and grape when they were invented to stop suppression of discussions about sex, sexuality and failures of the justice system surrounding sex crimes.
Watermelon. Black squares. The extensive Hong Kong protest euphemisms.
In reality, we punish individuals who work with the tools they are given. We pick apart others' words and manner to protest their own victimization. Because we are too small to punish anyone bigger but we want to feel big.
Shoutrr
there are multiples instances of this: a genuine need to censor so it can be posted (then fuck censorship), a prude reposter (then fuck censorship). My post is directed at both: the prude reposter, and the bunch of filth at a marketing board saying that "crude word/content can lead the advertising away" or "we won't advertise on websites that post ungodly things".
JaceTiger
Had a similar note left on my car when I worked at Walmart. Came in at 6am in the middle of an ice storm. By the time I left work, it had cleared up and I discovered I parked all fucky. Someone had keyed my car as well. Mind you, I was parked WAY out and there were no other cars near me. We didn't even get that busy (due to the ice storm).
Anyway, security cam let me file a police report and they were charged with vandalism
somebackup
Been there. Similar deal when I worked retail. Got a ticket. Had to go to the dumb fucks in the security office, massive fucking cunts on a power trip.
erinaceus
+++
ilovetraveler
I was always worried about this happening when I came in at 4 am in the snow. You cant see the lines and its not like work will just let you leave and repark. Fuck that entitled jackass though. If it really makes them feel better they can leave a note, but keying your car is just a complete overreaction. Glad you got justice.
SomebodyalreadytookMyPants
Call me Pollyanna, but unless I see the person park like an idiot, I give them the benefit of the doubt, mabye they had to pak between two diots who left before them.
TheSpindrifter
Unless it's a Nissan, Kia, BMW, or TrashPanzer... those owners are just naturally asshole drivers and parkers.
JaceTiger
My guy, I was driving a Nissan Versa and a lot of my friends drive Kia vehicles. I've never seen a Nissan or Kia and been like "uhoh, they're a bad driver because they drive a Nissan or Kia." About 1 in 40 ish are bad drivers. But that's pretty close to the average I've seen.
Pickup trucks, especially American ones, though... About 30% of the ones I see are just entitled shits.
SomebodyalreadytookMyPants
yeah, pickups clearly used for work vs dress-up pickups will also come with different drivers.
bhobby1212
Man I need to write this down and copy it for people in Florida.
certainlynotaserialkiller
Florida: "we are here because we are not all there"
bhobby1212
Do you know what a Florida Q-Tip is?
What is Floridas unofficial motto?
certainlynotaserialkiller
Old white person. And florida has too much unofficial mottos.
bhobby1212
1. White haired old person, regardless of color. Typically only able to see hair and eyes through a steering wheel.
2. God waiting room.
certainlynotaserialkiller
I thought it was because the white hair and the white (golf) shoes.