New favorite twitter account: Effingbirds 

Jun 29, 2017 11:06 AM

Musal

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Saved some of these for future use in texts/group chat.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love these. I love these so much.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

me since childhood

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm 14 and this is edgy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Favoriting for future commenting.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone make cross stitch patterns outta these. I will pay you money.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I need a mug set, ASAP.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

reminds me of indietits

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this the same person who did The Mincing Mockingbird Guide to Troubled Birds?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hey, @op:

9 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

I believe he also runs @sweartrek and @batlabels

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm your mom not your dungeon master? Meaning she's nice and cares about you, unlike your DM?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah, let me think... Nope.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These will be just as useful as logical fallacy referee

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Clearly, descendants of http://imgur.com/vBZUVa2

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I need #7 in bumper sticker form. Now.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Biologist here, I'm printing these off and hanging them in my office. They're just so beautiful.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

To be honest, I've never had a Bristle Thighed Curlew take a shit on my car.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have stolen several of these. Thank you.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

An edited version for DMs when players get salty about hard fights http://imgur.com/Dz5NVEp

9 years ago | Likes 179 Dislikes 1

And another edited version for the salty players http://imgur.com/V1deVxT

9 years ago | Likes 113 Dislikes 1

fuckinggold.png

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

fuckingmother.png ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

I am going to embroider the shit outta this!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Go get it grandma!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wanna see when it's finished!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would love it if #6 could be reversed.

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

For DMs: http://imgur.com/Dz5NVEp For Players: http://imgur.com/V1deVxT

9 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You are my hero!

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My friends think I'm weird for liking birds so much. These are gonna come in handy.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

samesies

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuck! i made a mistake on the title. sauce twitter.com/EffinBirds

9 years ago | Likes 160 Dislikes 4

These comments are hilarious, and I really do hope they are all good natured.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OP like

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

If anyone complains just shoot this one back at them

9 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Fucking birds: the MVPs of the dinosaurs; total dicks

9 years ago | Likes 296 Dislikes 2

As a Australian male farm hand, that is so fucken cute oh my god

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Aww... Sigh..."

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

'Hello darkness my old friend...'

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

now I want to give the mutant rabbit another cracker :(

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yoink!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

What the fuck

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pelicans often swallow birds whole....shits terrifying

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy shit! Did it just eat another bird?!?! Lol

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yes. There's a bunch of these vids. in one of them the pigeon escapes though.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nice! Might check then out. Thanks!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Username does not check out

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

What does this mean? Usernames checking out?

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Your username would check out if you said "Mel Gibson capped all those Jews outside Barnes and Noble."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah I see what you did there. Thanks :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does not make sense or it does not match up. Hope that helps!???

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Like if I posted anything that may insinuate that Finland is real, my username would not check out

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Which I have not

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Gotcha!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When someone says "Username does not check out" it means "Inbox me your penis and/or ham flower".

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Ham...*smh*...hamflower. God has left.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

yes

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0