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Mar 24, 2025 3:31 AM

SillyMistMaker

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"Late to work" by Marc Rebillet

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(After)life goals.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I work hard enough that I get my work done but roll in 2 hours late every day because my work doesn't isnt immediately time sensitive and it's easier to keep me employed than to replace me because I still get more work done than others. I know my place and it worked well across three companies and 10 years.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mark Rebillet always makes me smile. He got quite some energy going!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We have a friend that´s always late. So we did 3 things: 1. We tell him a starting time that´s 15min too early. 2. We bought him a Shirt with "I´m not late, I´m just lagging" on it. 3. We love him just the way he is, since he doesn´t do it on purpose.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I've been late to everything my entire life! Heck, I was even late to my birth! My mom says I was several weeks late...like 6 or 7 weeks late! And I've been late to everything ever since. I remember one time in college my professor asked me why I was always late to class and I told him I've been late to everything since birth, so he said "OK then, so for you, 5 minutes late is on-time!" I started getting to class 10 minutes late from then on! And I probably will be late to my funeral...

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Tongue the balls, stroke the shaft, contemplate the universe

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Seriously hate the trend of just sticking yourself in the corner of someone's video. Make your own goddamn content.

1 year ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Same but i preffered the guy in the corner instead of the tik tok logo 😅

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

"he didn't mind" why the hell would he mind, he's not the one kept waiting

1 year ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

I do often feel bad if I inconvenience others.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I do too. I straight up wsh i had a core friend group with a planner, and that person would wrangle everyone, and tell them the time they need to hear.

Now of course i don't do things anyway

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Technically, everyone is "late" at their own funeral! Right guys? Right?

1 year ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

I see what you did there.

x_x

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I came back to upvote this comment.
Very David Mitchell-esque.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My father was chronically late all my life. He was at least a half hour behind every appointment. When I learned he'd died rather suddenly, I fell to pieces - I'd bought a plane ticket to visit him for the very next day because I knew he was in the hospital. The woman who would become my wife comforted me through an ugly breakdown. I was angry, sad, crying my eyes out. When I could speak, I said "the ONE TIME he's early for anything...AND HE'S STILL FUCKING LATE!"

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Dad died, so you clearly inherited the dad joke responsibility.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And you married her when she showed a superhuman ability to not chuckle at what was probably the best joke in the history of humanity, told at the most inappropriate moment possible.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

I listened to this like 5x in a row

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's some serious funk!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i love this one, you can see his evil joy while he's making them suffer sex noises and knows he's about to blow their minds with funk in 3..2..1...

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

YES! You can see the tension and how uncomfortable everyone is as he builds it, then when he drops his voice in the place just * V I B E S *

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This guy is just sooo obnoxious

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 14

If I was day drinking with some friends 20 years ago it might be tolerable, but yeah, not my scene, and I’m not his target demo so it all makes sense

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All the vids I've seen of him, he just seems to be just way more into his cringe songs than his audience

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Name checks out.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Digging the jam, but I seriously wanna fight whoever thought it would be a good idea to start making bar-height tables a thing.

1 year ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Hmm? Because you can either sit or stand at the table, and everyone is at roughly the same height. It's super practical, and you should rethink your priorities.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I prefer high-tops sitting in regular chairs makes me feel like a kid. Me being 6.4 also makes the short tables a low Chairs uncomfortable and feels demeaning.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol "demeaning"? Why would sitting down feel demeaning? You know what's demeaning? When the chair seat is higher than my butt and I have to do a little hop to get on it. Being offered a kids menu on a date. When people over 6' use my head as an armrest or reach over my head.
Sitting isn't demeaning. You're just used to being the most intimidating person in the room.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Looking up at your sever is weird what’s wrong with being at eye level?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0