Rufio, if I'm a maggot burger why don't you just eat me! You two-toned zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farmin' paramecium brain, munchin' on your own mucus, suffering from Peter Pan envy!
You might be thinking of a demodex. Tardigrades prefer moss and lichen, they are very resilient to different pressures, lack of oxygen, but they'd die inside a human body. They're not really a common find in our beds. Or at least shouldn't be.
They are semi-aquatic and prefer a moist environment. Highly unlikely you'd find them in your bed. If you live in the tropics, you probably have some on your body.
mechanicalchaos
r0b074p0c4lyp53
No banana, so I have no idea how big any of this is.
BeckyLookAtHerButt
"That's not lice. You have tardigrades. Cool!"
usingYourMomAsAHat
In case someone is wondering, song is Oppenheimer theme song by Ludwig Göransson
lonelyrangerofthedreams
I don’t think they are a correct scale. Like that you could see a tardi grande big as a small flea and an ameba big as a small breadcrumb.
Whatsgud
You need to wash your head bro
TheOlHaroldHolt
I was waiting for a micropenis joke
fformulaa
I wanna see the T4 and Corona virus duke it out!
retrostone21
Thought it was going to end with Trump's hands.
ChallengerDeep
The weight of all the covid virus in the world was 0.1 to to 10 kg: https://www.livescience.com/sars-cov-2-weight-calculation.html
noOpeeee
Mostly look like jelly beans… Except mr bacterio phage.He’s suspicious
Macetheace50
Ok, I really, really want to take a hot shower with lots of soap for some strange reason!
NergalJester
Whoever that is needs to wash.
Kurchak
I was expecting Trump's dick at the end...
Gonstackk
Was waiting for it to show a maga brain at the end.
Zreen
If you look closely you can see my hopes and dreams
oblimo
Needs to end with THE FUCKS I GIVE
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIGOOcrT86A (MetaBallStudios on YouTube, like the hard-to-see watermark says)
Zetor
Check their video on time if you want a good dosage of existential crisis.
IHaveAGuyForEverything
Whoever this person is, they fucked.
ignatiuspopular
Yeah, looks like they're going bald right?
sacrosanctt
Rufio, if I'm a maggot burger why don't you just eat me! You two-toned zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farmin' paramecium brain, munchin' on your own mucus, suffering from Peter Pan envy!
BananasNPajamies
Won’t lie. Was expecting ‘your penis’ at the end haha
MechKelly
MetaBallStudios has lots of great videos like this. Mostly scaling up in size.
vakler
Now line them up by flavor
drousnavat
Bruh you cut it off just before it got to my patience.
singthedoomsongagain
Strange, my patience is small as a human hair, too!
imredheaded
Damn your patience is just slightly bigger than my dick
ahsanzee
You misspelled penis
ThatsOneCozyBoi
KaptainObveeus
I thought it was gonna end up on dickbutt
NatiLite
I'm stealing your comment for everyday life now. This is perfect.
MrSyth
I guess theirs was even smaller
080080
and my supply of fucks to give!
GSH116
My faith in humanity was coming up next. Just before it cut off, I'm sure of it. You're going to have to be patient until it's actually your turn.
fantabuloustimewaster
No, your patience is there at the end. You just gave up too soon.
TheBrofessionaI
10/10 response.
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kindpanda
Just hold on one more second
SaladinIskander
Man, phages always look so menacing, not to mention really complex and lifelike? for something so tiny like a virus.
Exyr
You know speaking rabies I was reading a story about a girl that survived rabies after the onset of symptoms interesting case.
IFoldlyGo
For everyone else, here is a video of what it does to you - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u5I8GYB79Y
Mxlespxles
https://www.nature.com/scitable/blog/viruses101/is_rabies_really_100_fatal/#:~:text=Jeanna%20Geise%20was%20only%2015,known%20as%20the%20Milwaukee%20Protocol.
bamblebimble
There have been a few people now that survived it. But damn would it really suck to have all the side effects.
pizzapartyhard
ThatQuietlySmirking
MisterValiant
"It's a one-celled critter, with no brain, that CAN'T. FLY."
sniggly5212
I came down to the comments to ask for this gif, but here it is.
24kFish
"Near-sided gynecologist" How did that ever make it into a kids movie?!
buckeye27fan11
Nearsighted. As in 'can't see far away' as in 'has to be really close to the vajayjay' to work.
Allthegoodnamesweretakenbeckygod
Prison barber
skippingmyhsreuniontogetdrunkinmydriveway
Coz kids don't get it til they're older. Gotta be something in there for mum & dad.
woozle
what? all that and no dickbutt? not even a Rick Roll?
SirDucken
I was expecting a violin
pyaremohan
PineappleLoopsBroether
I was waiting to see the X on the close ad button
ChristosMylordos
longtall
Was expecting Trumps Hands at the end of the line
capitalistdecadence
woozle
susagemeat
Not even OP's penis. Smh
access
Tardigrades are awesome.
Mercurybird
stonetemplefox05
I mean, I THINK I can handle more than one word at a time.
Shovi
How do they look like a living being when an amoeba, just a bit smaller than them, looks like a blob....
linkdk59
I dunno, they were pretty scary in antman
PicassoCT
We should write human history into tardigrade DNA, but it would tard them a grade
keystotheairlock
n o o t n o o o t
cometitmakesyourteethturngreen
No that's pingu
icbkr
Cosmo Shelldrake?
Procrastinator57
Especially when traveling through the mycelial network
Macetheace50
And your body and bed are just covered in them. Multiplying, growing in number.
Magpiebones
You might be thinking of dust mites.
InnocentValley
You might be thinking of a demodex. Tardigrades prefer moss and lichen, they are very resilient to different pressures, lack of oxygen, but they'd die inside a human body. They're not really a common find in our beds. Or at least shouldn't be.
HOLAKOOO
Neither i nor my bed is covered in moss. Speak for yourself thanks.
roboticliquids
Yay friends!
BadManJose
Waterbear cuddleparty!
myeyesthegogglesdonothing
They are semi-aquatic and prefer a moist environment. Highly unlikely you'd find them in your bed. If you live in the tropics, you probably have some on your body.
LeftRightThere
They’re bigger than I thought
BlackCatCasper
Yeah I’ve seen Star Trek Discovery
ThisOneKid
Yeah, didn't think they were something you could see with the naked eye but compared to a hair, they're definitely still visible
remotelogcabin
Yeah, this graphic is wrong. Here, it says they are half the size of a human hair. This makes them look like a small house pet https://mypassionforscience.org/the-indestructible-little-tardigrade/#:~:text=You%20see%2C%20they%20are%20very,sand)%20and%20they%20are%20everywhere.
remotelogcabin
"They would just barely be visible to the human eye if they weren’t transparent"