NoOneGrowsABeardLikeGaston
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Sep 23, 2016 4:27 AM
NoOneGrowsABeardLikeGaston
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jinxhahayoumissed
That's one of the worst camp sites I've ever seen.
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My uncle made that "soda pressing" pub years ago and I've never been able to unhear it since.
GayPeacock
Is it bad that I really want to collect all those tiny sodas?
Vyrro
Going to the circus is also in tents
RickAndMortyForeverAndForever100YearsRickAndMorty
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GayPeacock
What have we done...
IDontHaveAShlongIHaveAShlort
Wait a second... You guys have subways with drive thru? How does that even work!?
IamTonyStark
That first one was around when I had like iOS 4. Jesus.
increasinglypoordecisions
No fun intended
Ravenmadirish
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar! I'll show myself out sorry.
VulpesIncendium
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a parking lot.
imakesoft
No pun intended.
Plsdontlook
I bet none of you have heard this one: You know why drinking [insert beer brand] is like sex in a canoe? Its fucking close to water.
taitaia
I won't have any of your American beer because to me it's like having sex in a canoe. It's fucking close to water.
scopegoat
notaput.com
Popsicke
#6 needs to have Billy Mays' face
allthereactiongifs
NoOneGrowsABeardLikeGaston
If you run behind a car, you get exhausted. When you run in front of a car, you get tired.
CenterCrazy
Some of these were truly fantastic
thatsmynewusername
Fanta stick*
TonyStarkWantsOne
AgainstMethod
I thought one of my ten best dad jokes would make an appearance here, but no pun in ten did.
easyentropy
Don't take it as a pun-ishment.
smoochmysnoot
A good pun is it's own reword
KyloRensDaddyIssues
Squidlicker47
I love these
NotDeadYet
Me too mlducker47 me too.
oldmatesoldmate
You had one job.
Sinblade7
Squidlicker47
You guys, it's cool, my name's actually Micole. I have no idea how that guy figured me out