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Trying to show some class by adding elegant Japanese poetry to our American election discourse. Remember, folks, if you can't say something nice, say something sophisticated. But childish.
westPAguy
BeverlyHillsBillie
You misheard him, he said "I shall bleed you!"
paulsredditusername
Just commenting to point out that this is actually a senryu, not a haiku. While they are both constructed the same, haikus are usually about nature while senryus are about other things.
bippityboppitybuttsex
He has no intention of being elected, he has emplaced election deniers in swing states who will block certification of the election results unless Trump wins.