Battletech Meme Dump

May 11, 2022 3:57 AM

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Oh, man. Them clanner elemental women are prime for the internet's current thirst for big, muscular women.

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#10

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#5

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Now I know how it feels when people who aren't into Warhammer see Warhammer posts. Wtf is happening.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I love Battletech, and I surely hope that the influx of related shitposts increases

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#20

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

"Stiener Scouting Lance on return vector, submitting report update to HQ Topographical Mgmt squad regarding hill with enemy presence" 1/2

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

"Topographical Team responding, please switch to command to report enemy presence" "Negative, reporting map update, hill no longer present"

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Okay, I got a bunch of reactions for this, but first off, my obligatory YOINK

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I don't understand a single word of any of this, but it's front page now, and I like giant robots, have a doot

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#19 Clan version

4 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Absolutely yoinking this one lol

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

It isn't wrong

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#15 Id rather the elemental inside me

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

it's not mecha monday, but i'll allow it

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And cause I am horny for women with Abs. More elementals

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@Battletechfangirl

4 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 3

So this is a flirting thing that made the frontpage??

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

?‍♂️ Nah just bored at work sharing memes, didn't expect to hit fp with Battletech at all

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Hey bro own it, a little work flirting never hurt anyone.¹

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

¹this is a dramatic lie.

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4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

This makes me miss MechAssault on the old Xbox. So much fun just blasting shit

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No, a brick wall cannot outrun a Dire Wolf. It just gives it stiff competition.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The Banshee clown one is great.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Problem is, it's the one actual *good* Banshee variant.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sadly the group I used to play with stopped playing when the game store closed.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A tragedy in 2 parts.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whereabouts? I've got a group up and running in Florida

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a coincidence, I'd just gotten back into MW5. Been thinking about picking up some minis to paint...

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

there's some really nice new ones.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah saw a wolf's dragoons set the other day that had me tempted.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I only just feel like I'm getting a handle on Warhammer 40K and now you heathens offer this

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

At least it's not games workshop aka no fan works or lawsuit.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same, though I lost interest when it came to the Clans that felt like an attempt to have alien factions without actual aliens.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

#10

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

boy i'd love a game where it actually feels like you're piloting a giant mech

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Mechwarrior Living Legends was pretty close, no idea if it's still alive tho

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is. They’re also working on a second. Initially it would have needed you own the dumpster fire of MW5 to play but they got around that.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

noice

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its old now but Steel Battalion on the OG Xbox was def that. Huge controller with 50 buttons, 2 joysticks, and foot pedals.

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Ohhhh shit the pods! Fucking LOVED Battletech at virtual world back in the day.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wizards of the Coast store in Seattle area had some early 2000s, $20 for 20 minutes, but it was an amazing 20 minutes of 'Mech fun.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I got to play the the ones in Atlanta, and Walnut Creek. It was pure magic.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 Oh it isn't that bad. It could be ShadowRun. - Oh wait, they're both owned by Catalyst!

4 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Well, that one hurt...

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

shadowrun is super easy, Roll 25d6 1 are crit glitch, 6 crit success, count successes.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fucking trying to run a shadow run. Didn't know they were same people.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Always have been. Both used to be under FASA, I think they were bought by Microsoft, then they got licensed to Catalyst.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Microsoft has the rights to digital stuff only. The actual games are owned by Topps. Well, Battletech is, dunno about Shadowrun.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Anyone who cringes at Battletech's charts would run screaming from EVE Online.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Honestly, I never minded the paperwork. Makes doing taxes seem so much easier and less complicated

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Careful not to get 'em confused, last year I tried to add three forms and dumped coolant all over the table

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

GURPS. christ its like tax prep but with magic

4 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Or Twilight 2000 v2, where you need to calculate square roots. Wtf?!

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I tried to play MERP when I was 14. It's a "streamlined" version of Rolemaster, which is like saying a streamlined tax audit.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I've always liked GURPS, but you do need to decide in advance just how simulationist you want to be with the system. And the skill default>

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

> system is overly complicated, or at least it was last time I messed with it.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Okay, I got a bunch of reactions for this, but first off, my obligatory YOINK

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#10

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Absolutely turning that into a Discord emoji

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Oh thanks.

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#10

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To who? ComStar? In the 3160s?

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They could have kept a good thing going if the Blakists hadn't ruined it

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God Bless, Tex.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know what Battletech is, but I'm not deeply steeped. The Clans got exiled by a phone company??

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yes.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They left after a massive Civil War; they came back centuries later & curbstomped by the people that operated the FTL comm network

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

https://www.sarna.net/wiki/Battle_of_Tukayyid_(3052) Space AT&T played 'em at their own game and won. Basically ended the Clans as they were

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Clanners = Star League Defence Force remnants turned barbarians, Comstar = Star League Ministry of Comms turned religious phone company.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Their invasion was stalled by Comstar, but the actual invasion was later stopped by the short lived 2nd Star League.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

nah, when they invaded it was Comstar (the guys who run the faster than light communications) that organised and financed the defence, and

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

essentially ran the key battle at Tukayid. they also contributed some very high tech mechs to the fight there.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Van Zandt Militia Representing

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I don't recognize the two in the middle. They look like Dragons, but not quite.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

These are looted Pirate Granddragon DRG-7KC they are part of our roleplay campaign

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Looks that bake sale was a huge success.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We got their keys while Dan distracted them with hardly used Locust knees

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fuck, I'm old.

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

My first taste of battletech. Simpler times

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

played the shit out of that goddamn game. I miss it so....

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My memory is that it is a beautiful and amazing game. I'm in no rush to find out how wrong I was.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I played it again a couple of years back on an emulator. It wasn't horrible and I liked it enough to play it all the way through.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It wasn't up there with my memories of it though.

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