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Fun stuff.
fartharder
#2 I'm with you - I didn't say that every damned school day of my childhood just so some spoiled brat shit human can strip away what little progress has been made
RedTailedHawk
#43
cantreach
#22 https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1OTI0djB2cGR6dHZ2aG9uNDZocWRsYWsycWR3Mmh3cjFtcDRnZDI1ayZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ptp5XpJI11qHVh1jQ5/200w.webp
WackyWavingInflatableArmFlailingTubman
#36 yo be breaking pots to pay that fent
alyssaaac
#22
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Iaimtomisbehave
Oh yeah DK, it's the 4th alright!
cryborg
profiledit
Thanks DK. Happy 4th...
SedatedSl0th
Makerofthingsmasherofstuff
#14 the British are coming!
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
#16
cantreach
Thanks meme Daddy
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
Happy 4th everyone! Far from perfect, but goddamn it, I was born here and it's home.
CarlBassett
Why did the USA choose the bald eagle as its mascot? All they do is fly in, attack things and then fly away oh wait I get it now.
DorgEndo
Fun fact. USA has no national bird! Congress has never recognized any bird as a national bird. Its on the great seal and accepted culturally, but on paper we ain't ever recognized the eagle. Its like a side piece to our real wife- the bison!
RAB806
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
#7
do7rkb5n
Move over Stop, Drop, and Roll, here comes Panic, Run, remove Jacket.
Caughtintheconcentricelipsesofchaosanditsinnatemadness
DMX made a song about this exact situation.
Darkwell
Let's give this fire some AIR
nintendolunchbox
For fun microwave a chip bag for like 3 seconds.
wadatahmydamie
Can confirm this works
nintendolunchbox
I've done it many times but with the single serving bags. They come out so cute.
WackyWavingInflatableArmFlailingTubman
#39 https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eWhtcGFjcDZ5bnM0cTNmc3J3eGkydmw3czg4c3o0MGxxb3FraDY0biZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ifH8IOSp9gyPM1oGA4/200w.webp
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
#14
OptimisticMisanthrope
#2 ....for all*
*some restrictions apply
copperdomebodhi
#10 Colonists were mad that the tax propped up the East India Company, and undercut their smuggled-tea racket. Probably shouldn't bother trying to explain that to your brother-in-law.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea_Act
RalphH
#6 i think it is cute
homoerection
Fun Size
ILoveThiPlatform
They can be fun…
homoerection
They absolutely can be.
Buffoonery
#1 Lightbulbs. Not the new LED ones. But, the oldskool ones with the filament. Low power setting so they last longer. Higher power settings risk creating a glass grenade in your microwave (or someone else's). They're quite beautiful, actually ... until they're not.
WackyWavingInflatableArmFlailingTubman
#12 Joey fuckin chestnut
ILoveThiPlatform
#32 I will never get tired of true detective memes. NEVER.
StillScreamingIntoTheVoid
#7 A surprisingly large number of someone's.
ILoveThiPlatform
Not that surprising really. We’re pretty dumb
RevRagnarok
#2
Epicentr
She can't afford American healthcare 😢
Nulcheck
In this economy?!
LewdLuteGoblin
Snuggelapolous
It's cute how excited the dudes in the back were while having no idea of what was actually happening
Imtoolazytothinkofaname
Nobody should ever be that excited to be at a Coldplay concert
sizeofanant
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1anVhNWY0N2ljbGtmNzd0czM3MGJ1enI1MWR0YnF3ZTBvZ3lqNm9hNyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/SBAToc4g0h89W/200w.webp
PlacentaEaters
I still fine it funny that is they didn't react like that the affair might never have been found out
Filanwizard
Also maybe not have an affair at an event where you consent to being on camera simply by entering.
It says such on the back of basically all event tickets from sports to conventions.
TheBigBadBonerBiter
All they had to do was not dive like they were being shot at and the rest of us would be none the wiser.
BipedalHumanoidWithSlightlyDifferentNoseRidge
#40 ... if you learn early enough, it's easier to get off.
Then it's just plain sailing and avoiding the general populace.
gonzar09
#6 "It's a rocket ship!" "What, are you blind!? It's a cock!"
do7rkb5n
Cocket ship was right there
gonzar09
wadatahmydamie
It was made with dill dough!
CommunCreator
#10 all the English applaud the dumping of Lipton, a crappy American brand that calls its product tea.
Caughtintheconcentricelipsesofchaosanditsinnatemadness
Good, just don't bring Arizona into this or else!
CommunCreator
I like Arizona … drinks, because they’re cheap and the chemicals taste good. But it’s objectively not good tea.
Caughtintheconcentricelipsesofchaosanditsinnatemadness
It's an affordable, refreshing way to get younger people to curb the sodas. And hopefully turn them onto better alternatives.