My daughter’s dolls terrify me

Apr 14, 2024 1:26 PM

megan

dolls

m3gan

But that Donkey Kong New York hoodie is pretty stylish.

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I want to play! (Saw that way too young, there were a lot of nightmares.)

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Are you sure that name isn't actually M3gan?

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Better not raise your voice or you may receive a dead eye visit in the middle of the night.

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My name is Talky Tina, and you better be nice to me.

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Or else

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There is research to suggest that men are much better at detecting psychopaths (which kind of makes sense given that men are also about 6 times more likely to be a psychopath) and that's why men find dolls creepy.

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Or you know uncanny valley

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Finding creepy dolls creepy isn't a gendered thing...

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Yeah .. then how do explain my Ex’s

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While I'm not in any position to dispute your diagnosis of your past romantic partners, I would be willing to guess that they were probably had bipolar disorder or borderline personality disorder. Men have been shown to find women with those disorders attractive at a higher rate than normal. Then again, I'm not a doctor or anything, I'm just some dickhead who teaches high school English and my knowledge comes almost exclusively from reading sources from my student's papers. Loquor de meo sicut.

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Sorry, should be "De meo asino loquor" or "I speak from my ass" at the end there.

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