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It’s true!
Frog intermission
I’m sorry this is such an awful picture but I can’t sneak up on him. Turtleinni splays all his little flippers out and he always leaps off of his rock before I can take a picture. This is the closest I’ve gotten
Scruffy and Froggy tax!
ArcadiaBerger
#36 My favorite paraprosdokian: "Knowledge is knowing Frankenstein was not the monster. Wisdom is knowing Frankenstein WAS the monster."
arthonnen93
#1 that's my idol
KronianSerpent
#12 You know, I thought this was ranking parking spaces at first, and it made it very interesting.
belindashort
#12 forgot waffle house
SirDistic
#12 Waffle House 10/10. Absolutely good chance that the staff will join in. Or be having their own fight. Or be doing drugs. Or hide you.
SnarkyJester
#37 So when I become an elder I don't have to respect anyone?
SnarkyJester
#25 Solution: Birth the child, don't keep it. Rapist can't sue. Killing an unborn child to deny the rapist anything is petty and selfish.
Puppydonk
You know what, YEAH. Conservatives LICK my heel
jwillustrat
#15
MerryCat
Turtleinni ... Love it!!!
Ryebread91
#27 I'd gather it's the proportion. You just ate a whole onion and tomato on the burger there's 2 maybe 3 slices and one slice of lettuce.
KymJongUrMum
To much reading
AndTheArghnauts
#28 Do bears wear silly hats?
DarthWaiterSE
I'm pretty sure the Pope shits in the woods.
Thingamajiggly
#16 I need a dentist like this
Skumbo
that's yolandi
Lugh314159
#12 What about a McDonalds drive through? ...asking for a friend who definitely didn't climb into another dudes car to fuck him up.
CarlottaVonSprockett
Excellent content.
vegivamp
Turtleinni ?
ChurlishSunshine
#15 I read it's evolution's way of keeping us away from human corpses for disease reasons. Don't know if it's true or not, but makes sense.
Targe0
It's the simplest and most reasonable option. The only other one it could be that's also possible (But far less likely) is that one of the >
Targe0
Other hominid species had those features, and they were a threat to our ancestral species, so they instinctively feared them. ->
Targe0
It's less likely, but the only other option that isn't just stuff like "Aliens" or other nonsense. But it's still likely corpses.
hogosha011912
Greatest meme dump ever. Take my upvote good person! I demand it!
Malaphorium
#28 it's me!!
arthonnen93
#17 it was Chris O'Donnell suiting up in Batman and Robin that did it to me.
Targe0
Who'd have though the nipple batman movies would awaken people. /s
Aristocrats
The fight from They Live! took place in an alley parkinglot behind a bank. Accept no substitutes, or just wear the fucking glasses.
lordhintinarcadian365
This is one of the best meme dumps i have ever seen. Good lord i want to marry our families in spirit so that I may call you kin. Fine taste
PrecogFrogOnALog
Agreed. More dumps need frog intermissions.
CourtRedHanded
That is a hell of a compliment. Are you a writer? If not, you should be!
TheCaptain00
#15 isn't that just Yolandi Vissir?
CosmosSmasher99
Ah fink yur freeeky an I like u a lot
SpoofStain
#22 cracked me the fuck up
CarlottaVonSprockett
Same. It has been added to my collection.
GuaiLoh
#6 Steyelettos
CarlottaVonSprockett
Ngl I really like those.
Darkwell
Starelettos, surely.
GuaiLoh
Or Heye Heels
theinternetconfusesme
#15 corpses
luke1815
Thank you, literally skipped to the comments to say this.
SteepedGardenMrsChen
Thank you! Bothered me a lot that this wasn't immediately obvious.
delab
What cracks me up is that it’s just yolandi
PotatOSLament
The answer is definitely corpses.
the3th
Occam's dead body.
LyraTheLycan
Am I that metal that this doesn't frighten me at all, not even if it was IRL? Or maybe it's because I like Die Antwoord
AndTheArghnauts
#46 Vader's daughter was already on the Death Star, but otherwise a fantastic analysis.
Targe0
They also forgot to mention he had his old astro mech R2D2. Everyone had a link to Vader but Han and the ship itself.
Billis75
However, *wookiee , also Han didn't shoot Vader's ship. He destroyed the wingman and the other wingman panicked and collided with him.
HoneNathan
But the ship did carry her. Away.
secretdpp
Luke could be Gender Fluid, don't tempt Disney ti recon him further
Targe0
So he's both the Son and the Daughter.
clandevort
Also, vader didn't know who his kids were yet
Targe0
True, but you have to admit, at that time the Force was clearly fucking with Vader.
SirDistic
Vader, a Sith lord, with drugs and droids, couldn't tell Leia was his only daughter AND a Jedi. What other info could she have had?
CommunCreator
She didn’t know either. Bail certainly wouldn’t have told her.
Targe0
And even if he was planning to, getting blow up with your planet tends to make that hard. As she was hardly a full Adult yet.
CheeseGreaterGood
#13 Is this shit for real‽ Gross.
Arenlor
It's sad. She knew it was something normal kids did and wanted to do it too. That's how the wealthy have such fucked up kids.
Targe0
Yeah, it shows that if she was in any other healthy family, she might have turned out to be normal.
tuckerx78
It just seems sad to me. The kids tried to do a thing normal kids do, but couldn't because of how isolated they were.
hashtagidiot
That is sad. What isn’t sad is that it seems like she isn’t reflecting on how their privilege might look to others as an adult
Darkwell
The language is so weird. "We were desirous of achieving the semblance of a destitute childhood. Alas, we settled for verisimilitude."
CheeseGreaterGood
Nope, no privilege there, not at all! Just normal everyday kiddos.
holyicon
Someone else uses the interrobang‽
al3xinw0nderland0000
There are dozens of us! Dozens!!
CheeseGreaterGood
TheCaptain00
It is https://www.businessinsider.com/ivanka-trump-says-running-lemonade-stands-taught-her-the-fundamentals-of-running-a-business-2016-9
landcfan
So the fundamentals of business are "Use daddy's connections and power"? Good to know
CheeseGreaterGood
TheCaptain00
It's so cartoonish though.