Feb 6, 2025 1:28 PM
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ItsRainingOutsideAndiDontWantToAdult
Don’t make Canada get out the Geneva Checklist.
Polymathena
The call is coming from inside the house
Sheldonian
The enemy is already inside
MstrES
is it the MAGA hats?
YuffieK
Malibloo
It could be in this very room. It could be you! It could be me! It could even be--
TheUnnamedPoet
*loud gunshot, head explodes* .... What? It was obviously him!
ananfro
Remember. Canada invented war crimes. Piss us off enough and we’ll teach you a lesson in utter brutality
Rips4w
Yeah, just ask your indigenous population. They have some good stories about it.
ThatDudeInTheMitten
Not sure as I'd say "invented" seeing how war dates back millennia, but certainly more proficient than most...
HeShallKnowYourWaysAsIfBornToThem
If you've done enough to piss off Quebec to call themselves Canadian, you better fucking worry.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
the US flag is 41.5% red
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
AND it have oil, perhaps thats why it was invaded and took over by rich folks, right?
themobileappisbroken
I'm not up on my birth American history but didn't the last time the us and Canada go to war with each other result in a bit of a bon fire in Washington DC?
sixtimesseven
There was also the one on the west coast over a pig. Think that was the most recent. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_War_(1859)
Sechran
Sadly, we've reached the point where General Harney is basically in charge now. Save us General Winfield Scott!
ballsoutflyer
We also were the driving force behind the geneva conventions. Isn't that fun?.....and we'll fuckin do it again.
HostMigrationPleaseWait
We sure fucking will
ItsRainingOutsideAndiDontWantToAdult
Don’t make Canada get out the Geneva Checklist.
Polymathena
The call is coming from inside the house
Sheldonian
The enemy is already inside
MstrES
is it the MAGA hats?
YuffieK
Malibloo
It could be in this very room. It could be you! It could be me! It could even be--
TheUnnamedPoet
*loud gunshot, head explodes* .... What? It was obviously him!
ananfro
Remember. Canada invented war crimes. Piss us off enough and we’ll teach you a lesson in utter brutality
Rips4w
Yeah, just ask your indigenous population. They have some good stories about it.
ThatDudeInTheMitten
Not sure as I'd say "invented" seeing how war dates back millennia, but certainly more proficient than most...
HeShallKnowYourWaysAsIfBornToThem
If you've done enough to piss off Quebec to call themselves Canadian, you better fucking worry.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
the US flag is 41.5% red
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
nullbr
AND it have oil, perhaps thats why it was invaded and took over by rich folks, right?
themobileappisbroken
I'm not up on my birth American history but didn't the last time the us and Canada go to war with each other result in a bit of a bon fire in Washington DC?
sixtimesseven
There was also the one on the west coast over a pig. Think that was the most recent. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_War_(1859)
Sechran
Sadly, we've reached the point where General Harney is basically in charge now.
Save us General Winfield Scott!
ballsoutflyer
We also were the driving force behind the geneva conventions. Isn't that fun?
.....and we'll fuckin do it again.
HostMigrationPleaseWait
We sure fucking will
nullbr