Nonononopenononopenononono.

It appears that a 20ish man was swallowed whole in his own backyard by a 23 foot long reticulated python. The outline of his body can be plainly seen in this still photo. In the early 80's I backpacked and boated across Indonesia with my sole fear that I would catch a STD from a toilet. Mein Gott, was I naive.

Sauce: http://ktla.com/2017/03/29/python-swallows-indonesian-man-whole-graphic-video-shows-body-being-found/