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Thankful!
#tinder
Jan 9, 2020 8:04 PM
heeelllllllllllllllyeafam89
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#tinder
Ebo352
That's a long way to go for a no; I hope the pie was worth it
foxfire1112
is this imgur post worthy
bigsteve31sk8
The grandmother wanted you to propose to her. You like mature women don't you? I bet you have mommy issues huh?
Gerdalearnedme
That escalated quickly
Titty5prinkles
Youd do that for her!?!
KiwiGameDev
Richygrindcore
Considering I dont know any of you I'm not proposing anytime soon.
NZSheeps
But I thought we had something .....
Samnsim
ZiegfeldDeVil
PerfectManhattanUp
Good thing they blacked out Ryan's name up top. Wouldn't want anyone looking him up and harassing him.
Ultra666
Moral of the story: Ryan has no game
Maclacakop
Did they redact Ryan at the top but then just leave it in the convo...?
Rezol
I mean it's just a first name, why even bother? Just spend some more time covering the photo instead
LrrrRulerofThePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
Oh no, now his privacy is ruined! RUINED I SAY!
catholiccolor117
The pecan pie too : /
Flame6
Yes but let's forgive him since it's actually the op and not a repost...poor Ryan
tumoore
So this is a cringe post, right
GravyWonTon
Sooooooo you're still single. You know asking for a friend.
drunkpanther
Looks like ryan FUUUUUUUUUUUCKS everything up with his decision skills.
reynman17
As a ryan I feel attacked by this comment.
secgoat
SirQuackerz
But also as a ryan I know you know they’re right
Richygrindcore
As another member of the Ryan's guild we should file a class action lawsuit... for the sake of the Ryans
FoxyEllie
in this case, the pecan pie was not a mistake, but rather more akin to a cyanide pill. Death before answering unwanted questions.
bamcobra
Didn’t realize that pecans were on the list. Thought is was stuff like peanuts.
bamcobra
Just looked it up. Sho’ nuff.
TheCrusher78
So did you get the date?
Hotkolbas
Pecan not dates
TupperwareNinja
No, he was rushed to hospital due to a nut allergy. Can you not see the message?
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
heeelllllllllllllllyeafam89
No? this turned into a whole hypothetical saga and we stopped messaging each other when there was no where left to go
YesImAGuyThatCooks
Beta af
TheDayTheBrainStoodStill
An excellent object lesson. Everyone loves a bit of sparkling wit, but when you see it's a fit you just gotta commit.
Problematic89
Did you ask her out before it drew on for too long? Surprised nothing came of it
dirtybarnacles
This is sorta how my SO and I started up, you just do you.
anjorni
11/26/19.... I mean it's kinda late but you have NOTHING to lose
bowser23
Should’ve asked her out on the very first message. “I’d hold your hand too. On the way to dinner? Friday, at 7?”
lostwithali
The best way to spin off when it dies is to say "Ready for the real run" and if she says yes then ask for her number. Source: experience.
massiveleviathan
That's unfortunate, I would totally ask you out after that.
bongles
How long? If there's time a "no but really" will work
FatDickSpirit
Go for his nana now.
Poopoopeepeevagina
You were messaging me the whole time!
PrototypicalEcho
I love how Ryan is scribbled out
fourquad4
When the long conversation ends or gets to a good long fun note a simple "so coffee sometime?" Works wonders
BenSnow97
If she ghosts you just write a paranormal story about her
collettcd7
Damn, I was hoping you would say "see my username"
SincerelyHated
boneclocks
“How about we stare silently at each other over a beer before we even try and take it to grandmas house
whowantstodoschoolwork
Just message back and ask her out! If she invested that much time in hypotheticals I'm sure she'd want to go out!
pleasedownvotemycomments
You should have at least hypothetically finished if you know what i mean
heeelllllllllllllllyeafam89
We kept it up for 10 more messages! Ryan survived the pie and we had 2 children together. But he was in love with my uncle the whole time
compassionfruit
Damn! 10/10 wouldve grabbed coffee.
ChawkoMilk
Fukken weak
ChawkoMilk
Your second message in this hypothetical chain of events has you dying. Its also indirect and nonflirty. Up your game man
vauhtihirmu
I dunno, personally I'd feel like the initial flirt was enough. If they'd throw in another in the second message it'd be overdoing it.
CptPanduh
Boi the only place left to go was the booty, u goofed
GuardsmanMiku
my dude it aint that easy
tehgregzor
Yeah it is
Turkishtime04
It ain't easy, but it is simple.
GuardsmanMiku
oddoregano
Whenever it gets to that point, break character and ask to go get coffee, food, go gocarting. Whichever suits you.
Tehsyr
Oh I'd love to go go karting.
Heffe3737
THEY WEREN’T ASKING YOU, TEHSYR. Geez, some people...
Tehsyr
Man, no one ever asks Tehsyr if they want to go go-karting...
lemmonjello
Now I'm picturing sexy gogo dancers and my night club karting course
SocaXiame2000
Where do you go, go karting?... Can I come?
RavenVG
Did... Did you friends zone yourself?
heeelllllllllllllllyeafam89
.....yep basically. I am a disgrace.
DrNaughtyBuns
You are a legend. She didn't deserve you. Stay strong my friend.
RavenVG
I'm sorry dude :( I feel your pain.