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Mar 21, 2016 7:42 AM
RadicalLeftist
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chiefrunswithscissors
People with four chins are very fortunate
planckstorch
14 year olds discover the most re-posted thoughts of all time.
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
misanthropicallygregarious
There's also, like, punctuation and stuff.
jamesadamslh
I feel like the acid is starting to kick in.
LotteLenya
Must be thousands of great grandmas named Jessica - Shakespeare used the name in the 16th c. The Merchant of Venice.
fakkingLEL
That last one is the explanation to cut guys being so defensive.
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
isnt that basically everyone in the US?
GunnersMateFirstClassPhillipAsshole
Special sleeping clothes? Just sleep naked it makes more sense, is more comfortable, and really breaks the ice with your college roommates
mattbl
DXAshram
If you say bologna correctly (boh-LOH-nuh) it doesn't rhyme.
HerroDer
#17 My dog must have been reincarnated like a million times
QuentinBlackk
You wouldn't download a homie... or would you?
atombongsmoker
You don't know my life.
mooselikestoparty
These anti-piracy ads are getting really mean.
DaDeerLord
Yes, yes I would. Play games on steam with the dude all the time.
ThinkBlue4
The replies are unnecessary.
Skadoodlle
Real life plot hole
cutthroatink15
We do understand dogs, tail wag means happy, jumping around is excited, tail between legs is scared, growling is angry, etc
FyoraSilverwolf
I understood the "play bow" my dog used to do. And I'd do a stutter-step if I was up for playing too. Then we'd kind of play soccer.
WhereCanYouSeeLions
Whining in that tone he knows gets my attention means he's hungry.
tcgl
When I was little I asked what dying felt like and mom said it just felt like going to sleep. I thought I was dying every night for months.
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WhenTheMusicsOver
Beyond the walls of intelligence, life is defined, I think of crime when I'm in a New York state of mind
chiefrunswithscissors
Haha, best intention parenting fails
WhenTheMusicsOver
Kids are assholes.
Hydrall
Had the same thing happen. I would be desperately trying to catch when I fell unconscious, and I'd wake up with a start until I missed it.
JechtMurray
I... I just went to Bologna, it doesn't rhyme with pony!
vixn
I've had pain in my legs since I was a toddler and now I wonder if I just tolerate excruciating pain since I'm now 25.
ballsoffury
The saliva one makes me think about this: what if by kissing my gf after she blows me I'm actually blowing myself through her saliva?
noideawhyiamhere
hence some ppl don't like to kiss their gfs aftera bj.
kingofmoydow
"Aw yeah that's the shit I do like" lmao
comedownstairsandsayhello
If the dog one is true, then my dog is every single person's reincarnated childhood dog. He gets crazy excited for everyone.
Myinboxyournudestheyshouldmeet
#21 Æ Ø Å you ain't got the Æ Ø Å :P
GadenKerensky
Now I'm questioning whether I'm the real or the reflection...
Yakkay
There was a Sabrina episode kinda about this
toodlesthewondercat
Thanks answer Morty is it doesn't matter
HackerJacker
Pony and Bologna dont rhyme, Americans are just too think to spell Polony right.
noideawhyiamhere
still thinking about how we used to think before "language"!! how did the voices in our heads sound like? 1/2
noideawhyiamhere
2/2 and are we the only species with voices in our heads?
GunnersMateFirstClassPhillipAsshole
We are the only with an "inner monolog" yes. But it's probable animals think in images and not words, (as do some humans).
GunnersMateFirstClassPhillipAsshole
Pre language hominids probably thought with images. Helen Keller is believed to have not really been able to "think" at all before acquiring
Spankmenasty
I can't imagine the feeling of just existing in a dark world not knowing anything ever
GunnersMateFirstClassPhillipAsshole
\2 (sign) language, because she didn't even have images to "think" with. Then there's "feral children" who grew up without language, we
GunnersMateFirstClassPhillipAsshole
\3 learned a lot about cognition from. Mostly language enables us to think about and understand abstract concepts: maths, philosophy etc
ShrodingersCat
I feel genuinely smarter now.
JD11D6
Just how I wanted to start my Monday. An existential crisis. Thanks, OP.
WouldYouLikeSomeBaileysImOldGregg
#1 - My dad gave me some "Free pick-up" coupons as a kid. I've saved one for nearly 30 years and plan to hand it to him on his death bed.
Aylasita
Why would you make your dying dad pick you up?!
WouldYouLikeSomeBaileysImOldGregg
Because it would be funny. I told him when I was 5 that I'd save the last one forever. Presenting it to him in the end would make him laugh.
ThinkBlue4
Be careful. He might take you with him.
squarrel
That started out sweet...
Yodaloid
The last one; babies are in pain. Oxygen burns their lungs.
Akenatyl
also babies are whiny because everything is literally their worst experience ever with anything. Diaper, coughing, noise, ANYTHING
Nccoffee
Indian burns, getting punched... Literally everything
Akenatyl
Yeah babies are such wimps, do I cry about getting my eyes gouged out with a teaspoon? Grow up, babies!
AngryBritishDude
they also cant talk... so its not like they can go "i dont like bright lights" or "i have a headache" its all just "GRAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGHH"
Akenatyl
"Donald Trump is on TV and I don't agree with his political views" is translated into "WHAAAAAAARHGLGLR/GHKS"
PreciousPotato
"cough" and "rough" do rhyme, don't they?
orangekibl
Cough = cawff. Rough = ruhff.
PreciousPotato
Ah, koff and raff. Couldn't hear much of a difference at first. Thanks.
bandedtoad
I'm still impressed as hell by the backwards sentences one.
nightlock1234
much mindfuck mindfuck much?
Macewindow54
One sentences backwards the by hell as impressed still I'm, wow youre bad at this
asspimple
Wouldn't a semi colon be used there?
Macewindow54
probobly
AreYouAwareOfUpdog
?there used be colon semi a Wouldn't
IAmTheSenate1
That fucked me up for a second