deafkitten
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Oh. Um. ^Hi.
Fun stuff.
May 28, 2022 7:44 PM
deafkitten
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Fun stuff.
ShemnonShadowalker
Golden's are very smart dogs.
Intabih4
Busted!
Manbehindthemadness
Busted
tad67
Those wrinkles
SeaJaySail
So busted.
StrokerAce27
My lab mutt has tried to blow up our house twice by accidentally turning the oven gas on trying to get a snack. We took the knobs off.
profiledit
theinternetkeepsmealive
He's just so beautiful
dongsamongus2000
Aw fuck, I'm in trouble.
MrItchyPantsPimpleEye
Those eyebrow wrinkles! Oh noes!
SuperDramaticFusion
FreeFall711
He want to monch de lemfovers
sarahjane138
Well, you’re home early.
Jamnew60
“Okay, it’s not what you think. I saw an intruder and I was protecting the food. I have the right to an attorney, right.”
tangybreath
Awww... he is so crushed that he didnt get away with it. Im glad Im not his owner lol. Id be a huge sucker for that sad face and give in.
patkat1
Busted! Should have turned your back to the camera pup. You might have gotten away with it. We have a golden ... need I say more
EmotionallyCrippled
Those eyes! He could get away with murder.
SoMuchPooPooSon
Just tell him not to write an essay about it beforehand.
6c2fgq6wg87
Adorable.
Pfffftit
The floofs of golden are pure doggo
Becker37
That's bad behavior
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
Took me a while to figure out how my beagle was getting stuff because the second he heard you coming, he'd flee. But he was just doing 1/
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
standing leaps from the ground, right up onto the counter. Then he'd open up the upper cabinets and it was a free-for-all.
BlackCats4ever
So close!
WhichOneIsPink25
He's not a good boi Bront
c2zvgsVillain
My golden does this with my wife’s dish towels he’s never stolen food you could leave a plate of food unattended and he wouldn’t touch it
mrsdowneyjr
My dog LOVES hand towels!
PimpinKen
Huh. The only towels my dog ever stole were the ones i..I... well ones that had raw meat juice soaked in...
OhNoDontTouch
but not ????? meat juice, tho...
...right?
PimpinKen
...
OhNoDontTouch
i.imgur.com/JpgW6Bx.png
e16mls
I don't do dishes in my house - my husband does them all. Yet I'd never refer to them as "his" towels. Just putting that out there.
ptothedubs
Idk my grandpa always referred to “Oma’s tablecloth”. Perhaps the commenter’s wife really enjoys decorative dish cloths or something
ZzyzxRoamr
Never miss an opportunity to find fault with someone. My wife has an assortment of holiday towels. They're hers and we both do dishes.
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e16mls
Funny though, how all examples are gendered the same way.
ZzyzxRoamr
Is it though, maybe I should identify as female so I can gender my sentences in a non- offensive way to you with less bias?
e16mls
Also not offended. Just mildly suggesting people reflect on actions to see if biases fuel them.
ZzyzxRoamr
I wonder what bias steered you to equate "her towels" with misogyny. Your weren't the only one so it's clearly systemic.
rulerofthedingdongs
Hooo boy is there some decision making going on in that moment he looks at the camera. “Do I run, gobble this here, pretend it wasn’t me…?”
CalebCakePilot
He almost made a break for it but decided to cut his losses.
VaultGirl69
I imagine it's more a deep feeling of guilt/shame, then remorse and realization he can't keep it, then the sorrow of letting go of the spag.
rulerofthedingdongs
Goldens are very moral dogs. You see it in their eyes. My dog’s eyes would have said “I love you and you love me so I’m gonna eat this, k?”
VaultGirl69
VaultGirl69
Beagles are also smart, naughty, and food motivated. My pit only stole once and it was off my plate in front of me. She's young and learning
freckledkink
I had a dog who was half brake and half golden. He was the best dog ever. He was 80lbs and looked like a golden and had the best of both
VaultGirl69
That sounds super cute. I had a border collie/German Shepard mix my dad found abused, hungry, under a bridge. Amazing dog.
freckledkink
Breeds.