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Nov 27, 2016 5:25 AM
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UmmRayan
Can someone explain #2 ..ummmmm...for my friend
lelefu
I see the opinion puffin on the cup in the last pic
rationallyoffensive
The dad's face after he did the deed.
STINKPICKEL
Thanks Imgur, now I know for Christmas I'm getting all the grand kids a box of soap this year !
ZombieStarfish
I thought the birth control blanket dad was Ernest!
Hayesisbad
As some whose dad passed away last year, I really can't get enough of this stuff. I look forward to more.
Fistdeep69
I scrolled a little too quickly and thought the cover was supposed to be Ernest from the Ernest movies
animatic
Same.
healed
TheExistentialMillennial
I wish I had a dad...
eliandros
michaelladawn
This is awesome, but where can I get the blank to that achievement award.
PerfectlyNormalHumanCitizen
Probably with a little help from Google.
PerfectlyNormalHumanCitizen
I aspire to this level of commitment to the dad joke.
IcommentMostlyWithGifs
TanithRosenbaum
Lots of mom jokes too. Which are just the same, but more savage. XD
AlaSnackbar
I hope I can reuse these and are just as relevant
Maniacxxl
Most of these seem timeless.
mahoganyfro
#2 Then, one of the kids wakes up to go to the bathroom, opens the door, and wets themselves on the spot
AWildDadJokeAppears
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
ChocoFe
Username checks out
EyeOfTheTiger11706
Masterball Go!
FrozenPotato609
"My daughter is currently pulling a D" Ha.
Rocket350
These are great. But #4 though... that sign is right on the crease of the garage door. Somebody move the sign please.
ArgonSpark
It can be on the joint but only on one panel.
Rocket350
Yeah - the top panel. If it's on the bottom that shit will get ripped off. Oh well.
Kraken9
What's happening in second image?
Kalid19
I have the same question. Air horns? Voltage? Mace? I have no idea.
MathoLove
They're party poppers. You pull the string and it lets out a loud noise and mini streamers.
JayEve17
When they open the door, party poppers will go off and scare them...or something like that
HobbyCollector
Haven't seen most of this +1
greggor
#11 is a stupid idea. Backfires when the kid goes to sleep at a friend's house and stops answering the phone.
KjTheLightning
removing anything from someinoe for more than X hours is a bad idea in general, and then parents ask why their kids hate them...
WhiskeyWhiskyWhiskeyWhiskyletstrythewholelot
As a dad, thanks for the ideas
blahtotheblahblah
As not a dad, this gives me aspirations to be one
WhiskeyWhiskyWhiskeyWhiskyletstrythewholelot
May the force be with you
UnfriendlyWolf
Upvoted just for the minion dad and son
SonOfTheShire
I think it's terrible parenting to encourage enjoyment of Minions.
VictusVonGuyver
#17 I swear I thought it was the character Ernest P. Worrell.
heyjud
I want to have Kids, just for that
fish1552
But there are better reasons. Like getting the tv remote, drinks, etc.
twotwirlygirlys
If you want to have kids just for that, then you're gonna have a bad time.
5tradivariuS
Yeah right?? Why does no one understand this...
paddington
Because putting your life on hold, constantly doing house work to feed and clean the baby and getting no sleep fucking sucks.
5tradivariuS
But "putting your life on hold" is wrong, this actually IS life. Cleaning the baby and all that is NOT a waste of time, it's an investment..
bougie
6reut
I missed curfew and won't be allowed in? Time to go back to that party i left early due to the curfew! Thanks a lot!
PleaseDontReadThisThanks
Can somebody explain me #2?
mthrndr01
Party poppers make a noise when their string is pulled. If the child opens the door, bang bang, and then probably pisses itself in the hall
greggor
Not just that, but confetti goes everywhere. And everyone knows your shame. Plus they probably have to clean it up later.
idkwhattowriteherehelpme
Oh I thought those were grenades... I need help..
annibe11e
That would work too.
harmahalla
In other words, immediate childhood trauma downloading.
LannistersSendTheirRetards
What is this "dad" that you speak of?
pipoly
Me too thanks
missflipwheezy
Second comment I upvoted from you today... You get around mister.
LannistersSendTheirRetards
<3
bulldogmurph
Found the black guy.
LannistersSendTheirRetards
I'm white tho. Maybe my dad was going for racial equality when he left?
JadeNB1729
Maybe a Lannister is not the best person to talk to about parenting.
bezuer
You need more upvotes, take this +1
JadeNB1729
No, no, don't mind me, 7 upvotes is just fine, I'll just sit here in the dark.
aaarghargblarg
I think you Lannisters call them "uncles"
TheTower52
That blanket looks like earnest P whorl
tantallous
indeed
daaaBlues
First thing i thought of.......hey vern
Vaflukongurin
Ernest P. Worrell? You mean Jim Varney?
ImgurCouncilOfLlamas
Don't you mean Carrots?
Vaflukongurin
Don't you mean lightly fried fish fillets?
volpuz
First rule of the Lightly fried fish fillets club: talk about the Lightly fried fish fillets club.
OsamaBinSemen
I would like do join the lightly fried fish fillets club, do I have to bring my own lightly fried fish fillets, or do you provide 1/2
OsamaBinSemen
the lightly fried fish fillets? 2/2
volpuz
Bring your own lightly fried fish fillets please. I' m sorry but I can't provide lightly fried fish fillets for everyone.
Salmonthegreat
So, lightly fried fish fillets?
DireSickFish
What if they are heavily fried fish fillets?
RabidDingo
Get out.
purplesorceress
BaronVonYumYum
Does he say fill-ets, or filets?
UncleGus
Mmm damn, I could really go for some lightly fried fish fillets right now.
IwasaHipsterbeforeitwascool
Ooh that sounds like fun, can you repeated the rules for lightly fried fish fillets club?
thePyromanic
First rule of the Lightly fried fish fillets club: talk about the Lightly fried fish fillets club.
LisaMegatron
Please say lightly fried fish fillets one more time
rulerBob8
Lightly Fried Fish Fillets
Vaflukongurin
How lightly fried are the lightly fried fish fillets, because I could go for some lightly fried fish fillets, but not that lightly fried.
Nuss69er
Lightly fried fish fillets one more time
EyeOfTheTiger11706
Beat me to it
EyeOfTheTiger11706
Beat me to it
TheHaloFollower
Oh damn what's that reference from
TheHaloFollower
Oh damn what's that reference from
BaronVonYumYum
Does he say fill-ets, or filets?
thedarksideoftheforce
Lightly fried fish fillets
SensibleChuckleNorris
what's fillet minion?
thedarksideoftheforce
The little yellow dudes from despicable me.
VesperalLight
Say Lightly Fried Fish Fillets again! I double dog dare you!
stayhydratedmyfriendz
Ah, true poetry to the ears
charlessnarkley
Slays me every time
aredaer
Makes me hungry everytime
joc101
Lightly fried fish fillets
hashbrowned
Fishly lighted fillet fries
BigBoyBillClinton
Fried fish fillets lightly
thedarksideoftheforce
Fish fillets fried lightly
LightlyFriedFishFilletsForDinner
You called?
Tkeleth
I have never seen a better case of username relevancy.
supercalifragilisticexpealidocious15
So freaking on point.
LightlyFriedFishFilletsForDinner
MRW my username is available x)
Danishlmgurian
Say lightly fried fish fillets one more fucking time, I swear to God!
TheMakeShiftHero
Srightly fried fish fillet
thedarksideoftheforce
Lightly fried fish fillets
Tkeleth
"lightly fried fish fillets one more fucking time, I swear to God!"
Danishlmgurian
Tkeleth
lol I'm a dad, I had to
Danishlmgurian
a literal motherfucker
Tjitso
Lightly fried fish fillets
FuckYouCancer
Lightly fried fish fillets
RelevantRonSwanson
Lightly fried chicken filets
elamberdor
You almost got me!
YouHaveCaptainDiometes
All aboard the downvote train~
smartretard
Lightly fried fish fillets
JunnanZ
Lightly fried fish fillets
djmoonbass
Lightly fried fish fillets
mynameismoreoriginalthanyours
Lightly fried fish fillets
kioopi
Lightly fried fish fillets
mynameismoreoriginalthanyours
Lightly fried fish fillets