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Nov 25, 2015 3:04 PM
VelvetSin
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FOXTY
Tessla? What the hell scientist.
Horus175
#11 4 Hobbits would be a Hobnybble.
teslavsedison
I take issue with the spelling of Tesla here. Even Eddisson would agree with me on that.
MaximumZero
[nerd rage intensifies]
JSmith90
Evan Edison, never heard of him
OfficialAndroid
"Dear NASA, Your Mom said I was big enough - Pluto" LOL
TakeACloserLookAtThatSnout
Can someone please explain #6 to a more simple man :'(
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
sin^2(x) + cos^2(x) = 1. It's the mailman's.
Raggon
#6 Ah ha ha cuz sin^2(X) + cos^2(X) = 1 and tan^2(X) + 1 = sec^2(X)
newpotatoes
Space bar took me way too long.
ButTheOuternetIsScary
Is it simply that it's a bar? I'm not sure I get the joke. Would somebody explain?
Donnatarion
It's an astronaut drinking at a space bar.
ButTheOuternetIsScary
Ohhh I thought they were just wearing a cap/too lazy to draw the face.
rescueninja
At first I thought it was The Stig.
SupermassiveZebra
I'm pretty sure these are all common science jokes. No nerdity required, but dumbed down just enough to let everyone laugh.
dumasaphobic
The recursive algorithm one i wouldn't have understood if i wasn't a software engineer.
grobesviech
But we all get the gist of it
moinonplus
So, a byte is actually eight bits! This explains why "octet", based on the Latin numeral 8, is used in French. Also, bite means cock.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
In more formal documents (like RFCs and 3GPP TS) it's all octets.
ChlorideCull
Used to be called octet back when a byte could also be 7-bits on a common machine. Now it's more reserved for where it's not a guarantee.
SupermassiveZebra
So when French people buy new hard drives, they look at how many teraoctets of data it holds? What the fuck, France.
moinonplus
Yep. They browse for the biggest megabite for completely different needs.
crashmcleroy
Fucking sugar cube. That was golden
Polarbit
Why would we recursively O([n?1]lgn) calculate mass when we could use a data structure to track it and call it in constant time O(1)?
Punnilingus
The stack overflow one looks fancy but it's like week 2 CS 101 stuff
GandalfTheUltraViolet
Just so's you know, there has been music written in frequencies we can't hear. For cats. They like it.
Cuntmuncher3000
I don't get some of these but for the ones I do get.....HA
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Which ones you don't? I'll gladly explain.
JessWebb
I don't get the mole one
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Chemistry: a mole is 6.02 x 10^23 molecules, atoms, electrons...
jenipuhxd
I didn't get the math one with the mailman.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
sin^2(x) + cos^2(x) = 1. It's the mailman's.
jenipuhxd
Oh! Thank you!
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
aShogunNamedMarcus
The Hobbyle images were the same height as my mouse wheel scroll distance, creating a neat panning effect
ThisIsWhyIDontTrustPeople
#4 seems like a bad idea.
SentientChickenNugger
Should it not be c^12H^24O^12? Judt going off of the 1 semester of Chem
spooglecraft
#5: IF I made this joke my math teacher would kill himself.
havierbianco
Why is that man barefoot in a lab? Safety first dammit.
tangybreath
Right? Barefoot near possible acids? Brilliant
VelvetSin
grobesviech
That's such a lamarckian thing to say
yumyums
Most college labs don't give a crap
MagicallyBabelicious
jesus christ what colleges have you been to? You'd be banned from lab at my uni if you were caught like that.
yumyums
Well if you burn a hole in your hand, it's your fault. TAs and professors don't have time to baby sit.
tamorgz
NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT THIS.
CalmlyProcrastinating
Not to he has no goggles and is wearing shorts. I didn't realize anarchy was taking over.....
cbennett
I literally scrolled down to see if someone had made a comment on that. All that safety's been ingrained in my head
Ornithoper
see I feel like there are acids but reduced to such a low molarity like low to .00001% acid. Still technically acid but not deadly
pearlypearll
Because he's tripping on acid.
imonit
#16 made me laugh out loud irl
Mikoolaid
lol_irl
ekidd
I'm not smart enough to get all these...
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Ask away.
ICannotStressThisEnoughBut
Anyone care to explain the mole one?
Scienda
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mole_(unit)
ICannotStressThisEnoughBut
Thank you :)