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SunflowerCatButt
"Unhealthy ..".. It is not!
YankeeShame
Exact reply when buying warhammer stuff or books. “It isn’t drugs”.
chipmunkshavenuts
All things in moderation, including moderation.
DurendaI
A dark bargain, indeed.
athmoskrispen
thethingthatwentsplat
Booby trap it with a cup of siracha sauce mixed in, then hide your real lunch in the egg carton.
SpiralNihilism
I used to think like this. But I caught the 'beetus before reaching my punch-out age
digitreal
Should be Malicious Advice Mallard.
Xero999
Doesn't this trigger your brain the same way heroin deos
idiotcube
Will our descendants remember us for more than a generation after we die? I don't know, but they definitely won't remember what we ate!
10wreckedtenrecs
I don’t think that’s how the ‘science of relativity’ works. This is more like a sliding scale of justification.
theheebs25
but it has the word relativity in it
EvilKam
And that's why I weigh 257 lbs. (Granted, I've been holding there for 5 or 6 years now, so at least I'm not getting worse.)
ValoSaurusRex
Food addiction is the worst bc you can quit smoking or drinking but you can't quit eating... It's constantly making a good choice
majorpurpskurp
I've always said working out is easy bc its an hour a day, dieting is hard bc its 24 hours a day
Undrave
I went to a place where they dip frozen Cheesecake Factory cheesecake slices in chocolate. Decadent stuff!
zamicus
celestedrake
Also healthier than arsenic! Have another slice!
ExoCyberBit
If you're going to have a slice of cake, cut it in in ½ so it's ½ the calories, and because it's ½ the calories, you can have twice as much.
Rkfinecake
But can cheesecake let you do this *rips face off
feraldope
OK, now how do I justify my meth?
dasklaus
Top comment does it well.
OriginalAndWitty
Sugar appears to be just as, if not more, addictive than hard drugs tho...
dasklaus
I've managed to go without nicotine for longer and with less issues than going without sugar, and I've been smoking for 15 years. 1/
dasklaus
And while nicotine isn't a hard drug, the cravings can be similarly strong. 2/2
3nd3rwiggin
My friends and family all know that if I am on my deathbed and there is no hope for recovery hit me up with that shit so I can go out +
3nd3rwiggin
feeling the best I ever have.
ilasid
Believe it or not, there is always hope for recovery.
3nd3rwiggin
Not as an American. That bill hits anywhere above $1000 I can't afford to live anymore, fucking kill me quick.
mithiwithi
You shouldn't just continue eating cheesecake, but it's also unproductive to feel guilt over it. Once cheesecake happens, it's happened; 1/3
mithiwithi
move on to figuring out what you'll eat next time to crave the cheesecake less. Mind you, don't expect that question 2/3
mithiwithi
to be easy to answer, either. Healthy eating isn't easy. 3/3
dasklaus
I've made better progress trying new foods, more veggies than trying to stop eating some things. Portion control is also an important 1/
mithiwithi
That seems like a good way to think of it. Focus on what you ARE going to eat rather than what you AREN'T going to eat.
dasklaus
If you think "no more sweets" you're already thinking of sweets, but if you figure out that grapes work as a snack most of the time and 1/
dasklaus
part of it if you're obese (in contrast to just eating unhealthy), so eating more slowly, taking breaks, drinking water with meals etc. 2/
dasklaus
All these work a lot better than fighting the hunger/appetite. 3/3