Diaphoni
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Tell me a scary story!
It's 6:27 am and I've not slept in 20 hours because I'm mid lupus flare and I'm so tired but I hurt too much to sleep AND I need to stay awake because I have a doctors appointment at 11am.
I've exhausted /r/nosleep and a few others and at 42 I'm far too old for most creepypasta to even be remotely scary soooo...
Tell me your scariest ghost/haunting/demon story Auntie Imgur! Keep me awake.
Halvo
Rape...
Flanneljack
The state of Maryland taxes your refund as income the following year
FatBastardVegetarian
And she never blinked again...
Diaphoni
You can inbox me your spooky story if you don't want to play 140 character story-time.
lunchboxthegoat
It's never lupus
Diaphoni
except when it is. http://imgur.com/94dY4cP
phistrong
Her period is 1 week late.
catcherintherye
err, i will... but - just don't look behind you.
Diaphoni
there's just gonna be a cat back there, she's been sleeping and plotting my demise for an hour or so now.
catcherintherye
a cat. yes, yes. its just a cat....
Diaphoni
well she might be a miniature fuzzy Toothless.
IProbablyShouldntSayThisBut
I nearly got married to a complete fucking bitch.
Diaphoni
are you my ex?
IProbablyShouldntSayThisBut
Um.. I can be?
Diaphoni
the current boyfriend might be a bit unhappy with that. Do you have a fetish for bitches, cause I'm mean.
IProbablyShouldntSayThisBut
If you're that mean then you won't care how unhappy he would be.
Diaphoni
ok I'm only 3/4ths mean.
vanahbot
This got crazy in this thread. Lol.
Troniee
Back in the day my sister moved to our attic, she wanted a room of her own and a spacious one at that. It wasn't until long when she (1)
Troniee
started telling my parents strange things would happen like electronics switching off and on on their own accord. We didn't give it too (2)
Troniee
much attention. This went on for a couple of years, nothing too bad happened until one night where I was lying in my own bed. I suddenly (3)
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Heard a loud *thump* and my sister screaming. Every one of us rushed upstairs to see what was up and there, in the middle of the room (4)
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stood a shoebox she kept under her nightstand, upright in the middle of the room, apparently it flew there after she had turned off her (5)
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light. We tried everything to recreate it but it just seemed impossible. Odd to have that happen in your home.
demaniak
You are the last person alive on the planet. You hear somebody knock on your front door
Diaphoni
is it aliens demanding rent for my occupation on their new homeworld?
demaniak
Or the roaches wondering if they could borrow a cup of sugar...
TheConfusedEgyptian
no, it is your ex
Diaphoni
again?
TheConfusedEgyptian
persistence maybe?
Diaphoni
It's not @IProbablyShouldntSayThisBut is it?
Nightspore
I had a cavity in both of my front teeth.
Diaphoni
ow.
Nightspore
It was plainly visible to all. I grew a huge beard just to hide it.
Diaphoni
being of the non-beard capable type of human, don't they just hide chin?
Nightspore
yes, well, no. I guess I should say moustache. I ve been debating whether a moustache should be considered seperately from a beard or no
Diaphoni
I think it's one thing if you have both and it's own thing if you do not?