"I am a mature adult and shall not snicker" and other lies you tell yourself.

Apr 7, 2023 2:25 PM

KMSigma

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Source: https://www.popularmechanics.com/space/telescopes/a43531063/james-webb-telescope-captures-new-images-of-uranus/

Damn, they could've at least waited til I took a shower

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It didn’t even buy me dinner first

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Still looks like a chocolate starfish to me.

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I think the people responsible for aiming that telescope are just trolling us now

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But did they find any Klingons in the rings around Uranus

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(_*_)

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They now try to tell us to pronounce it “Urine-us”. Like that’s somehow better.

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i prefer its Future name urectum.

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They did that in the 2300s to prevent that joke.

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