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Jan 21, 2018 2:39 AM

Trying to make a quick trip to the store. Ready to pull my Batman voice out.

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My favorite is when he gets out of the pool and walks as slowly as possible to the dressing room while shouting "I'm cold! I'm cold!"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lips turning a little blue, shivering a bit. Yep. Been there. They don't heat the pool in our complex so the water is cold as fuck.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

let's be honest, when they wanna go somewhere you're like that too @OP

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Only for the 15 year old. It's fun to see him turn red for a change. The 4 year old still just wants to hang with me. : ]

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

lol of course, when us guys are 15 people make fun of us for hanging out with our moms

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pretty much. We've officially entered the "you're not my chauffeur " phase. Thank heavens his school provides an Orca card.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

idk what that is but he'll get over it. Keep up the good work mama

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I meant to say the "whaddaya mean you're not my chauffeur?" phase. Thanks.

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