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Chicken tax. Pinecone is my favorite chicken.
Aurora being a borealis.
SuperSickRobot
#2 Dry swallow is definately an evil alignment
DarthGoodguy
#10 It’s like an AI video prompted with “Simpsons in real life”
apathyboy
#2 is missing the amazing twitter response: "if i ever meet a chaotic evil downing their meds with condiments i will break their physical bodies into segments like a kitkat and throw them into the trash"
QuartzPoker
#2 where does "Whatever I am drinking that morning" fit on this, cause sometimes it's water and sometimes it's soda or tea and sometimes it's milk
FoxPesdassi
#27 I once prepared a dinner of meatballs, baby potatoes, & Brussels sprouts, but we ALSO had donut holes for dessert.
Take *that*, you square-meal enthusiasts.
IceWeaselX
#2 All five of the top left choices, depending on what's handy.
Exceptions made for adverse reactions... grapefruit juice does not play nicely with some meds.
Nonada
#2 I cannot disagree more, dry swallow is chaotic evil
stauffalopagus
#21 both. Too often for somebody who’s been eating for as long as I have.
Idonotbelievewehavecompany
#11 This was amazing and beautiful and fucking funny as hell
bewareofgoose
And also demonstrates crazy skill. And also awwww
thelazyninja
#10 She looks like a real-life Wallace and Gromit character.
Vulpesferrilata
#2 often I smudge it into a bite of already chewed up food and then swallow
GoodBrotherGrimm
Are you a dog?
cuddleskunk
#2 Water is lawful good. There are medicines for whom fruit juice interferes (See fexofenadine)
neilraconteur
#1 Deliveries in the . . .
oh never mind
IUpvoteFuturama
#31
MrEon6908
#11 may swc is weird... and looks kinda awesome.
Drewcifer70
#1 if I was a mail carrier, I'd fucking love it!
Definitely help a bad day.
theomni
#2 You know those little squeeze pouches of apple sauce? They're amazing for taking pills. And also just as a regular snack.
bewareofgoose
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theomni
Me having my night applesauce.
HankScorpioAndHisAllGirlBand
No joke, that is a beaut of a chicken
bewareofgoose
She is a magnificent creature. My first chicken and is 6 years old! She's my old mama hen. She has a lookalike daughter named acorn as well.
RElGNMAN
I believe it's due to shit rolling down hill because all the assholes are at the top.
karcain
it's so dumb. they just want to be Aperture Science. They want to recreate a satirically evil tech company
Neednoggle
#10 ok add this to the list of reasons I'm going to hell, I'm sorry, but she looks like Lady Tottington from Wallace and Grommit
thelazyninja
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Nexus297
gablestout
Don't worry, from a previous (I'll never find it though) thread about her lips, she is VERY aware of the memes and the comments and very much rolls positively with it.
Arracor
So uh..... who is she?