CJwhoIsKindToAllKinds
17768
658
13
No lie, someone shared a TikTok video with me with them explaining to put Dawn dish soap in the water (puddles) around your house and in your rain gutters to kill the tracking bugs that liberals were putting in the rain clouds... Apparently now borax is the magic thing.
When Trump said that he loved the poorly educated, the poorly educated took that as a compliment.
**FP Edit** thanks guys for launching this to the front page so quickly. It's absolutely amazing to me when we start seeing this countries D students taking over and running things. This feels like the children locked the adults out of the house and they are running amok inside breaking things. But trust and believe the grown ups will get back into the house at some point and those kids will be in deep $hit!
My wish? Be kind to all animals and support each other against these "geniuses" at all costs.
hungoveratworkguy
davehasabeard
i mean they all voted for the convict, so let them eat borax.
Bluekitten03
I just... what? What?
FiveShiftOne
I assume N0VEMBER L19HTN1N9 is The Borax Kid in disguise, working a grift to get people to buy more borax.
Skizmo
You can tell people anything if they are will to believe anything.
CodingMoose
4chan is leaking again
DemonicFruitfly
They and their leader really are morons.
habslove
what the fuck did I just read
BrigidtheMechLady
Yeah. If he's actually eating Borax, it's going to kill him. https://www.poison.org/articles/borates. Sodium tetraborate is toxic to humans.
LoudBirb
Frankly? Good.
vanishinggirl
I still don’t have my antenna’s, and I’ve had many vaccines, should I be worried? Obviously I’m not getting the messaging from my overlord, so I’m not sure what to do next. Hopefully they’ll show up soon to tell me how to think.
myotherusernameisalreadytaken
They should try some spiked flavor aid. It's cheaper and faster.
Hexidimentional
the funniest thing to me is that every single person that believes this, owns an iphone, and probably a ring doorbell, and an alexa or some other smarthome speaker
DrewThe3DPrinterGuy
I love stupid people, they are so stupid you can just lie to their faces and call them stupid and they applaud you.
Fruc
Dear god, please “activate” me and make me feel like there’s a way out of this dystopian hellscape.
CJwhoIsKindToAllKinds
I'll see your dystopic hellscape and I'll raise you a vystopic one 😭
woozle
WynnCreek
blevins113
RayneOfSalt
I'm still mad I didn't get the 5G Wifi or Magnetic superpowers from the vaccines that antivaxxers told me I was gonna get. I was all set to become a supervillain, I even bought the spandex!
FesteringStump
"put Dawn dish soap in the water (puddles) around your house and in your rain gutters to kill the tracking bugs... Apparently now borax is the magic thing. ". I hate having to actually ask this, but do these people think tracking bugs are actual bugs? Like some kind of genetically engineered insect / bug that is finding you because you have antennae in your blood?!
GermanSausagesAreTheWurst
I hadn't considered that, but I think you might be on to something there.
horseman05
RetrogradeLlama
"Fucking idiot" doesn't really capture it.
woozle
dberez
It's like the logic a 5 year old would use. Like, it kind of tracks .. if you don't know how any of the things involved work.
Larktonguesinadicecup
Exactly. Nothing he's saying here is inexplicable, "weird" or crazy. He's just monumentally stupid and spitballing the idea of trying to apply surface disinfectant methods which are known to be effective... on surfaces... to the inside of the human body. Then he's assuming that maybe these ideas, which seem plausible to him, aren't being investigated by people who know what they're doing.
DocFunkenstein
Oh, also, damn! They're onto us! Dang it, you MAGAts, why'd you have to be so smart and figure this out?!? Damn, damn, damn!
(Is the reverse psychology working?)
DocFunkenstein
I'm just curious about why "they" waited so long to activate it. Or why they're activating it at all. Especially when there's so many easier and more effective ways to murder everyone. But mostly why they want to murder everyone. But haven't. Yet.
UncleMeaty
The more interesting question is why did they decide they were going to murder the people who did what the Government recommended they do while letting everyone who refused live?
RetrogradeLlama
Sure, poke fun at it. Guess who will be laughing where you're all dead? David John Giles, that's who!
MapleSyrupMafia
Some other wack job said the same thing years ago... Do you know what happened at the last mentionned date? Nothing... I still have to pay my bills, no zombies.
OnlyWantToSayOneThing
It's the new second coming fear cycle. Any time the mob gets complacent just cycle up the rumor mill. Im surprised "trans jews did vaccine" isnt the top theory.
TheAccursedHamster
I share a species with the dumbest fucking individuals in the fucking universe..
spontaneous9
It's ALL TRUE! I hear you can also recharge your phone in less than 5 seconds by microwaving it. /s
Iullabee
you can also recharge it by shining a powerful laser in the camera lenses. the camera will turn the energy overload into electricity to charge the battery. it's super fast. /s
CaptainYesterday
I recharge it every day by holding it to my highly vaccinated body.
Apeofdeath
Borax and Baking soda will destroy your digestive tract, you need those bacteria to digest food
TofuGolem
Shhhh! Don't tell them! They are convinced they know more about medicine than the vast majority of doctors and more about science than the vast majority of scientists. Let them harm each other with bad advice.
IdiotSavantTinker
Don't listen to this dirty librul, eat all the borax you want.
bshodokai
Baking soda actually aids in muscle protein synthesis for them sweet gains.
A high enough dosage (really not that high) will cause explosive uncontrollable diarrhea.
Madalchemist2018
Any way we can get MAGAts some coupons.
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
redsmerf
In sufficient quantities, yes. That's why borax works as ant bait
KhajiitIsPleased
Let em naturally select themselves out of the gene pool. Fuck em.
bourbonandbaddecisions
Let Darwin work it out.
prfesser
They're MAGAts, they know what they're doing! SHUT UP, DAMMIT!
FetaForMoses
Food is a deep state agent
DonjuanV
Let them drink it. I do not care anymore
Itslukus
Im encouraging them to drink, I want to be owned so badly by them drinking it
Baja2276
TheBlueMuppet
Then bye, bitches, won't be missed.
reverendbonobo
That's what Big Food wants you to think. They want to keep you addicted to eating, so you'll keep buying their products.
c2zvgsVillain
Smart people won’t be doing these dumb ass things so the best case scenario would be to let the dumb ones off themselves and we’ll all be better for it
duffman3335
Shhhhh
nojustsayitdont
Sssssshhhhh.........let's just see how this plays out.
conklin5
Hang on now. How many of you have even bothered to look at the vaccine which, I assume, is in your cells to see if there are antennas?
ZeRootOfAllEvil
I think they're referring to the general "virus" photo that looks like a series of antennas around a sphere.
lljkstonefish
Neato. So now it's the entire medical field AND anyone who's ever studied the slightest bit of RF theory who can laugh at this shit.
You ain't picking up signal with that.
ZeRootOfAllEvil
Granted, then the platelets look like UFOs, which then prove "ALIENS" - because ...education is difficult.
spontaneous9
Well, see they don't start growing antennae until it's, uh, "activated," which is, uh, supposed to happen very soon. Any minute now. Yeah.
Dagordae
I mean, sometimes my blood feels scratchy. Sounds like antenna.
Or heroin.
One of the two.
michiyl
Itchy, tasty?
Baja2276
RFK jr sed heroin wull halp me reed gud.
SteveMND
How many times has the vaccine been 'activated' now...?
NunyaBNess1
If any of their 'vaccine activation' predictions were going to actually happen, the zombie one would have been the coolest.
Nonada
There was a guy at my job that I learned believed this, and I would have liked to mess with him about it but he bought a gun specifically for when everyone turned into zombies. He also liked to come to work on drugs.
IdiotSavantTinker
My favorite was a person around 2022 or so telling me that the vaccine really will kill me, it's just going to take 30 years. Sure, but I'm in my 40s and I ride a motorcycle everywhere, I'm positive *something* will get me in 30 years.
ShinksAvoHazaar
I didn’t get a third arm and my wifi and cell signal are not faster. I also haven’t died in the 4-5 “death activations” I was told about.
Pulsifer
They've been eagerly anticipating the return of Christ for two millennia, these guys do not ever clue in
derrymerbles
Hahah I still have patients come in every now and again and say “the end is near” and look psychotically happy about it. Strangely that only seems to happen when a democrat is president. I just once want to ask what happened while I point at my watch, looking confused when I see them as the years have ticked by
NeverDownvoteMelBrooks
I'm on version 3. Need to get the latest security patch.
zanli
About as often as the Rapture...
debob
I'm still waiting for those magnetic superpowers I was promised.
BlindGardener
Oh good, I hope they die.
rusrsdude
Should give them a recipe for mustard gas to mix in their own homes /s
ThrockmortonTheSkateboarder
Huh. I'm with you, but when I said that I wished for every Israeli and Russian soldier on foreign soil to die, I was banned. Some of the mods here are useless cunts.
freakdiablo
The problem isn't that they'll die. It's that they'll die slow, potentially taking up a hospital bed and other resources away from someone who needs them for other reasons than "the dumdum".
CJwhoIsKindToAllKinds
Let them eat borax!
Bastetsmorlock
I’ve mixed borax into chicken stock. It was a very effective ant bait.
GiantFlyingLabia
Borax, dish soap, bleach, ivermectin, HCQ, raw milk, tallow. Mainline that shit, MAGA. Tons of it. Now. Is the only way to save yourself.
MidnaShadow
And don't forget to irradiate yourself with intense UV light! /s
hotaru251
dont worry their new head of health will do it for em assuming we get a pandemic in next 4 yrs.
theshinobi23
https://youtu.be/kbGSa11yA1c?si=2ilN-qV3jBHz7jY-
One of my favorite songs for conveying this sentiment. Maybe a bit too straightforward, but I frel it's warranted in this case.
theshinobi23
Feel* not frel. Fat fingers, moving faster than my slow brain.
BlindGardener
I’m quite partial to this one myself, at least when talking to Republicans. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcy5AUvm7iE&pp=ygUGI3dlcnl5
theshinobi23
Love that one, too! My wife likes to blast it from her car whenever she passes a Trump sticker!
FetteredJuvenescence
This was, frankly, my first thought as well. Like "Oh yes, please convince them to eat as much borax as possible!"
lljkstonefish
It only kills non-believers. You'll be fine.
IDontCareAtAllButIShould
Didn't the orange convicted felon say something about drinking Clorox.
Whitewolf30
And taking horse tranquilizers. How are any of these people still alive?
lljkstonefish
dewormer
Horse tranq is a viable good time.
RenaissanceFaireMan
Mainlining it.
GermanSausagesAreTheWurst
MAGA/Qanon chemist: "borax and chlorox both have the letter x in them, so they are the same thing"
TripUpStairs
I remember that press conference. Here's the whole clip https://youtu.be/zicGxU5MfwE?si=gQ16O5_CUHwgaH_s
InfocalypseRising
Injecting it
Andersen81
Yep, but it only works if they do a follow up shot of vinegar.
alcamar
BeaverOnFire
hotaru251
also fact he got the vaccine himself and his entire family.
spiderjohn36
I thought it was shooting UV light up your asshole?
oldscrotumthewrinkledretainer
It's any excuse to shove things up their arseholes
VaultGirl69
Sigh. Don't put frozen potatoes in either hole...
00110001001001111010000110110110011
Where else would Rudy store his nuts for winter? In a bowl? You want him to use a bowl? Like a normal person. No. Rudy Giuliani will continue to shove nuts up his arsehole.