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Mar 19, 2021 5:27 PM
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drunkenvalley
#27 Far too many tell ya to drop shit and do whatever they like. Fuck 'em, if it's not illegal and it makes you happy do whatchu want.
SylvesterMarcus
Tell your kids “we’re all going to clean the house when I wake up from my nap”. It’ll be the quietest nap you’ve ever taken.
squillis
#11 shoulda borrowed a cloak of Intelligence...
Mathman85
#25 is a Bill Cosby joke.
DiminishingCapacity
...guessing by the amount of Witcher's references suddenly apear on fp, the new season coming soon...
MulattoGelato
it's gonna be a while, they only started filming season 2 recently after corona virus hiatus
LicensedAdHominem
#28 I don't understand, why he doesn't just wrap around the bullies and crush them with his superior core muscles? Like a boa
lozeldatkm
Soleska
#48 has a pretty good grasp of what it feels like to live with autism. Now I feel attacked that my mind is literally a four year old at 25
EntropyReign
Silver lining; You're further ahead than many?
atrevelyan
#1 wouldn’t work with my kids. They’d keep want to show me their progress and ask how it’s looking.
AShartInTheWind
Just tell them you're gonna take a nap and when you wake up you're all going to clean the house.
Brittle7299
This person is a parent; and I’d gamble a thriving one too
AShartInTheWind
Nope, just spent too much time on the internet.
00LimaRomeo
#49 I like this one, @op - do you have a source?
BahamutBBob
#2 Have any of you been to the grocery store when the connection goes down and nobody can charge anything? I've worked during that, it's
BahamutBBob
terrible. People will yell at you for no reason on a good day...
WhatInTarnationMyDudes
What a lovely dump!
BorrowAFeeling
Hey, hey, HEY!...Ross WORE those leather pants.
SithShodan
#1 just tell them to wake you up in 30 min "so we can clean the house". Nap time secured.
Garlisk
#9 I wonder if Eduardo Ramirez is related to Eduardo *censored*?
theobituator
#16 pls?
Spuduck
#4 i never look like th first pic
ThisOldCPU
"This is not the same person I grew up with. You are looking at an old woman who is trying to get into Heaven." Bill Cosby - Himself '83
Noksus
#5 You guys remember what happened in third grade? I can hardly remember what happened yesterday.
strategy400
#1 Do you want kids screaming over art supplies? Because that's how you get kids screaming over art supplies.
AGorgonMadeMyPenisHard
#12 Show us your face, Clayton!
warmnbuttery
#15 I feel you Ben, I feel you
yeehawbuckaroo
#25 That's a Bill Cosby quote.
pritolus
#3 I've encountered many a situation where being there when I wrote it didn't help at all with trying to figure out wth it says
EmilyBronte
I do online math tutoring. I put "handwriting error" when the student missed it because the misread their own writing. Happens frequently.
pritolus
Why you gotta bring up memories like that, man? I had successfully repressed those
Gyinagal
#9 I asked some girls to watch my stuff in the library last semester and when I came back they were gone
Gyinagal
They didn’t even have the decency to steal my stuff. At least that I would have understood.
roboticKittenTamer
#48 when I first tried my daughter the "orange you glad I didn't say banana" knock knock joke she thought it worked with any two things. We→
roboticKittenTamer
*told
roboticKittenTamer
←had to put up with "jokes" like, "car you glad I didn't say airplane" for months...
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
#25 That's a Bill Cosby joke. I understand why she didn't attribute it
MikeReese9
Yep. He repeated it in a Cosby Show script. He was kind of a hero to me and my friends when we were kids.. I Spy was lit..
confanity
I mean, given the presentation, it's possible she didn't attribute it because all she knew was that her own dad liked it.
NotThatOneTheOtherOne
Don't care. Bill Cosby was lit. Still listen to his albums.
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
Yeah, he was funny as hell
abmoraz
and he'll be funny in hell
NotThatOneTheOtherOne
You can't beat Natural Childbirth
Nandortherelentless
True story.