Phone dump 12

Mar 19, 2021 5:27 PM

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#27 Far too many tell ya to drop shit and do whatever they like. Fuck 'em, if it's not illegal and it makes you happy do whatchu want.

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Tell your kids “we’re all going to clean the house when I wake up from my nap”. It’ll be the quietest nap you’ve ever taken.

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#11 shoulda borrowed a cloak of Intelligence...

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#25 is a Bill Cosby joke.

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...guessing by the amount of Witcher's references suddenly apear on fp, the new season coming soon...

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it's gonna be a while, they only started filming season 2 recently after corona virus hiatus

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#28 I don't understand, why he doesn't just wrap around the bullies and crush them with his superior core muscles? Like a boa

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#48 has a pretty good grasp of what it feels like to live with autism. Now I feel attacked that my mind is literally a four year old at 25

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Silver lining; You're further ahead than many?

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#1 wouldn’t work with my kids. They’d keep want to show me their progress and ask how it’s looking.

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Just tell them you're gonna take a nap and when you wake up you're all going to clean the house.

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This person is a parent; and I’d gamble a thriving one too

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Nope, just spent too much time on the internet.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#49 I like this one, @op - do you have a source?

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#2 Have any of you been to the grocery store when the connection goes down and nobody can charge anything? I've worked during that, it's

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terrible. People will yell at you for no reason on a good day...

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What a lovely dump!

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Hey, hey, HEY!...Ross WORE those leather pants.

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#1 just tell them to wake you up in 30 min "so we can clean the house". Nap time secured.

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#9 I wonder if Eduardo Ramirez is related to Eduardo *censored*?

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#16 pls?

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#4 i never look like th first pic

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"This is not the same person I grew up with. You are looking at an old woman who is trying to get into Heaven." Bill Cosby - Himself '83

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#5 You guys remember what happened in third grade? I can hardly remember what happened yesterday.

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#1 Do you want kids screaming over art supplies? Because that's how you get kids screaming over art supplies.

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#12 Show us your face, Clayton!

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#15 I feel you Ben, I feel you

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#25 That's a Bill Cosby quote.

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#3 I've encountered many a situation where being there when I wrote it didn't help at all with trying to figure out wth it says

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I do online math tutoring. I put "handwriting error" when the student missed it because the misread their own writing. Happens frequently.

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Why you gotta bring up memories like that, man? I had successfully repressed those

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#9 I asked some girls to watch my stuff in the library last semester and when I came back they were gone

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They didn’t even have the decency to steal my stuff. At least that I would have understood.

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#48 when I first tried my daughter the "orange you glad I didn't say banana" knock knock joke she thought it worked with any two things. We→

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*told

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←had to put up with "jokes" like, "car you glad I didn't say airplane" for months...

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#25 That's a Bill Cosby joke. I understand why she didn't attribute it

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Yep. He repeated it in a Cosby Show script. He was kind of a hero to me and my friends when we were kids.. I Spy was lit..

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I mean, given the presentation, it's possible she didn't attribute it because all she knew was that her own dad liked it.

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Don't care. Bill Cosby was lit. Still listen to his albums.

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Yeah, he was funny as hell

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and he'll be funny in hell

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You can't beat Natural Childbirth

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True story.

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