Every morning and night I send my adult kids a handful of funny & uplifting memes, dad jokes, warnings about cats…if you’ve read this far you know I haven’t posted in a while. Reason: #2 son graduating college Sunday. #1 son getting married Monday!

Good morning, cherubs. Time to make that sacrifice to capitalism.

Have a super awesome day. Loves.

Dad advice. My son’s soon to be spouse told me this week they can’t wait to have kids. Kind of on cloud nine over here. So I sent them this.

This is the way to dad.

Dad advice

Dad advice

Find joy

Good morning, house plants ?

Night night. I love you. I’m proud of you. I’m grateful you’re in my life. Remember the wedding isn’t as important as the marriage.

Dats a good girl!

Dad advice (getting ready to have back surgery in less than 60 days)

Just letting you know you can do this. There’s nothing stopping you. ?️ He thinks that guy is nuts ?

Hey

Beware the cats

NnneeeeeeAaArrrwww

Sometimes it is, children. Find that rainbow when the day is bleak.

Beware the cats. They steal your soap and don’t even use it.

Try pig instead.

Sometimes you just gotta get away

Beans ?

Good night children. I love you. I’m proud of you. I’m grateful you’re in my life. Gotcha on the previous video.

I actually have one of these blob fish. I an do close to being able to reenact this.

Thank you, hooman.

Beware the cats. You know why.

There’s no meaning in life other than to try to find happiness and leave the world a little better any way you can.

Beware the cats. They are learning to drive.

Try duck instead. Where is the corkscrew emoji?

If this didn’t make your day, you’re scrolling on the wrong dump.

“OH YEAAAAH, that was a good pun.”

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Beware the cats

Beware the cats. You didn’t know all that IKEA stuff in your house is enriching the cat army, did you? Well you do now.

Beware the cats. They are learning to dance. For nefarious reasons not yet understood.

I would do this except my downstairs Roomba is named Inga after the character from Young Frankenstein and my upstairs Roomba is named Yvette after the character from Clue.

You might say she is in danger because nature abhors a vacuum, but technically she has no know natural enemies.

She’s going to clean up out there.

I mean, seriously. A+

When my children come home to visit I meet them In the front yard with my shirt lifted up and my belly extended as far as possible and I slap it like a seal. They used to be mortified of it. Now they do it back like the best secret handshake ever. I’m going to get my grandchild this way when my kids have kids.

I love you. I’m proud of you. I’m grateful you’re in my life. Always keep them guessing.

Beware the cats. They are learning to build tanks.

That’s all I wanted to say. See you around and stuff. Goodbye. ??