Table5
40009
1054
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... But it checks out.
Sep 9, 2024 5:50 PM
Table5
40009
1054
43
... But it checks out.
gracefulone
Pilgrymm
That one... With the sword? What's her name...
CyberpunkEnthusisast
I too choose OP’s mom.
Sanguinius4893
You cut off the best part!
GuyGordon
Oh, a Bobbit post eh?
Nexus297
The Virgin Mary
gifworthy
I choose @op's mom
AngelheadedGold
This person had absolutely no idea how legendary they would become, the ultimate shitpost
ToSisPoS
Eleanor of Aquitaine.
brianorr
Thumbs up, nerd
hiiamluciole
good choice, but I hope you like wine in great quantities.
Becker37
Is it better to have loved and lost or never to have loved at all?
evildicemonkey
I also choose to post an old meme
psstuphere
I also choose this guy's old meme comment
heyletsbefriends
Helen of Troy. i need to know what all the fuss is about.
Imakeupvoices
This will forever mak me me lul
football7710
Stiffler's mom
Girl1inturrupted
Pete Davidson. I gotta know.
NZSheeps
It's the celery, isn't it
theman20
That’s Peter Davison. Different man
BurnieCinders
Age appropriate Betty White. She was a cutie pie.
piefek101
justherefortheconfession
Now see, this guy doesn't have any real friends because a real friend would have read this and grabbed a shovel to make his buddy's dream possible.
APuffOfAirTicklingYourNose
They are consenting right? Right?
mormacil
They can't consent if they're dead
Thisisknottheend
Worried the dead can't consent? Consult your local necromancer!
LunaAtlas
???
BrendaFishersInnerLabia
Natalie Wood
bappoglibbus
Possibly my all-time favorite meme
chuckaholic
Mitochondrial Eve
WhiskyBravo
ROTJ era Carrie Fisher. And yes in the metal bikini.
RenaissanceFaireMan
taez555
Our 3yo daughter's babysitter Caroline.
AimingForAdorkable
Gross, dude.
Your creepiness is showing.
LexiconDul
Okay, Doug.
GutenTagHerrFraulein
Ouch man
softballguy
Dude, your socials are public.
Like2Fox
And here comes the creeps toot toot
taez555
It's about time you showed up! :-)
EMHPicardo
AimingForAdorkable
A large percentage of house wives / mothers, would take Bryan Cranston up on that offer.
😂
AdmiralLightningrod
The best reply would be "Dad?..."
WeAllTransform
The awkward reply would be 'My dad did the same, visiting my mom once in a while'
DikaLikin
Bryan Cranston. Treasure
RedCamaro
Audrey Hepburn is the correct answer
laner7112000
Rodville
But what age Audrey? 18 or 80 you have to be specific.
mormacil
Yes
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
By all accounts, she was extremely adventurous. Proceed with caution
casualgenderquestion2718
never heard about this, adventurous how?
genericanamoly
Go on...
kyzentun
Are we counting future history? I'm picking the very last woman before the species drifts too much to make reproduction possible. It'll be confusing as hell for the geneticists.
2ti6x
thereby producing offspring that might change who that last person is... creating some really wibbly wobblies!
darthstormer
Caught in an endless cycle of getting pulled to the end of humanity, kicking off viable offspring once more, and getting vaulted forward to the next last.
kyzentun
I assume this was the plot of a 4 part episode of Torchwood.
casualgenderquestion2718
afaik this is the superobjective of the Doctor
Colopty
I really want to know how that'd work out in terms of inbreeding.
lukebagpiper2
sirjackers
It would probably be fine. If youre jumping to the last viable breeding partner before their genetics become incompatible with yours then theyve probably had enough random mutations in their genes to offset the damage that reintroducing the same genetics would do. Also all of the generations in between would work to undo the damage.
TheOvy
phil8248 is still active on reddit and he's good humored about the joke: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/8qx0ar/comment/e0n8nfp/ "My wife would approve. When she was terminal she cracked some of the darkest jokes you could imagine... Where once everything about her and her passing was a knife in my heart now I can see the universality of the event and I have a longer perspective."
AimingForAdorkable
That’s adorable. That makes it even better.
EchoPMIM
You know, they say that no one truly dies who is still remembered... this guy's dead wife has left a hell of a legacy.
garbuhj
I also choose this guy's wife's legacy
justfillingthespace
One of her greatest achievements was picking such an A+ person for a spouse, someone who can handle that level of personal joke so gracefully. I don't even know her name, but I know she was a good judge of character.
charondaboatman
Fucking a 9 yo corpse seems odd. I would rather fuck my living wife, tyvm.
psstuphere
To each his own
puppyflips
UncleMeaty
You've clearly never tried it.
charondaboatman
Not 9 years old. No.
DudeThatsRacist
I also choose this guy's living wife.
purgruv
I love her name, do you think tyvm is of Welsh origin?
TI99Kitty
It's not long enough, and doesn't have enough Ls.
DorkJedi
too many vowels, too.