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Dec 9, 2016 11:01 AM
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alkante
Ahah yeah so 9/11 clear them of a good 30/40 years
PrincessCatBucket
Just wait until the toddlers figure out how to use the lawnmowers
Thesteveadin
Kinda pales in comparison to the number of obesity related deaths....
Davedavedavedavedave
Time to outlaw beds.
beakindperson
The true killer here
airportface
More evidence of the power of the toddler, lawnmower and bed lobby
ThisIsFrigglish
Man, it's pretty awesome that your country can wage two simultaneous ground wars without a single casualty.
InqSerena
I would be nice if this had stated the context - which is probably "in the US". But lets face it, you already knew that ;)
lazygrinder
Gotta love the predator drone.getting married? FUCK YOU, going to school? FUCK YOU, at funeral of your loved ones killed by drones? FUCK YOU
NewWorldMan
I think we need to discuss this Armed Toddler epidemic! and how are you fucking up with lawnmowers that badly??
beakindperson
I would love to know the stories of the deadly lawnmower
NewWorldMan
Me too, and also all other hilarious reasons
NewXtatic
69 with the lawnmower?
beakindperson
TBH it wouldn't surprise me. People are weird
NewWorldMan
Well that could be it
Squidlicker47
All the rolling hills in Cali. Hills are scary with big, bladed equipment
NewWorldMan
I prefer the idea that its the small household variety that's the real killer here
Squidlicker47
I'm just glad we had a riding mower & that my brother was responsible for the lawn, not me! I'd have lost a toe for sure