Prince vs the Prince

Apr 3, 2020 11:49 PM

with a special guest appearance from Queen

Purple pain , purple pain, purple paaaiiiiiin.

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This might just rival dogs playing poker for the title of most important piece of art the world has ever seen

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“Purple rain mother Fucker”

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It’s not ok that this Prince was forgotten

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The others weren't fresh enough to compete.

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Is that the staircase from the matrix?

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There’s a landing that was redrawn a bit weird but it could work out

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Formerly known as? Is it the 90s again? Been a long time since he went back to Prince.

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Perhaps it's a period piece.

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Meghan looks upset that Harry is getting hurt but she also doesn’t want to hurt Prince to save Harry.

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We know where her loyalty lies.

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This is hands down the best thing I've seen today.

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Why there is lord Farquad next to Queen Elizabeth?

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I think that's Dr Brian May, CBE.

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The Louvre doesn't have art as fine as this.

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Who would tackle the queen? Well, Brian may.

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So now we know who killer queen was really written about...

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Guaranteed to blow your mind... anytime.

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thanks the dude or duderino

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Which ever you prefer if you are not into the whole brevity thing

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Prince is about to end Harry's everything.

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And, though Meghan is pleading with him, she knows that, if Prince has decided he must die, then he must.

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"Who would win in a fight? Queen Elizbeth II or.." Mate I'm going to have to stop you right there, because The Queen will absolutely destroy

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This looks like it could be a mid 20th century movie poster

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The artist formerly known as "The Artist Formerly Known As Prince" can now be formally known as Prince, as he was formerly.

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This is very much something he would put on press info cards before interviews...

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Prince, The artist formerly known as The Artist Formerly Known As Prince.

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Thank you

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I’m gonna need this in a velvet painting.

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"WTF?" - John Deacon, probably

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I want a print of this

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In the background: Mama just killed a man.

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Even doves have pride

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The queen wins.

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If you live till your hundreds with a full set of teeth — you've amassed a terrifying amount of eldrich energy and should not be fucked with

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Just wait till she casts "summon Yorkies"

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Brilliant!

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Throne... blouses.

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This is the best comment I have ever read. 9001 bananas and an upvote, I’m throwing a meh in there too.

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This should be turned into an upvote gif

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Where are my pancakes?

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You need to purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.

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This need to be a wall tapestry for the bedroom.

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I’d seriously like a print

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Tapestry on black velvet too

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If you please.

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This need to be painted like the sistine chapels

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*bathroom

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Lord Clarence McDonald and his lovely assistant will want to view the tapestry. https://youtu.be/WiZ8D9akdV4

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Hung in Queen's residence.

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Turned into a stained glass window

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No way! This is van mural level!

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I agree 100%! I stand corrected.

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We have many tapestries!

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We came to see the tapestries!

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Nice

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The queen(not band) isnt fucking around.

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Thanks dude

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I want to break free

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Fukkin save'd.

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This needs to be a 'your post' with an upvote and a favorite for the finisher

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Shit. Queens got Freddie Mercury on a headlock and it looks like he's about to tapout.

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Nah. looks more like he is about to use the hulk maneuver and brake free.

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The man fought AIDS to the bitter end, I think he can handle an immortal geriatric.

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"Baw gawd King! She's going to break him in half! Somebody stop this!"

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She's about to kill a man

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Oooo-oooh

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“Mamaaaa oooOOooOOOHHhhhh”

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He knows the Queen's a Killer

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With dynamite and laser beams

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Meanwhile Prince ain't got a scratch on him. Legend

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He did spend a lot of time in Detroit soooo...

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Well, he is wielding his weird ankh, male symbol, female symbol symbol thing.

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Nah, she's not controlling the body. Can't sink in a rear naked choke like that. That's amateur hour, queenie!

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How... how dare you, underling!

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Who is supposed to be naked in a rear naked choke, because last time I got naked while being choked, and they stopped the fight.

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Preferably everyone.

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Whatever the actual answer is Freddie Mercury knows it and will be it so I've got $10 bucks on him.

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"I've got to break freeee!" -Freddy probably

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He’s not Mr. Bad Guy in this situation.

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He's under pressure for sure.

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Mama Mia, let him go!

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Shit, *Freddie

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That's one killer Queen

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And another one bites the dust

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Dynamite with a laser beam

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Guaranteed shell blow your mind

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I like that the queen (of England) is whoopin ass right now in that blue hat

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Don't fuck with a immortal

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"Who wants... to live... forever?"

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The Queen being the only one who could overtake Freddie, simply because he would let her.

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She has Freddie Mercury in a headlock, he wants to break free.

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Underrated comment.

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It's not like he wants to live forever!

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She's tired of Freddie's shit

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I feel like she would whoop pretty much anyone’s ass

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Freddie Mercury IS the queen of England.

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I dunno, Brian's got her round the giblets.

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Queen of the commonwealth * (except india I think)

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They still compete in the Commonwealth Games though don’t they?

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Actually over half of the nations in the Commonwealth are republics without royal involvement.

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You don't live through 7 mass extinctions without some gumption

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Seven? But the sixth isn't even over yet.

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The War of Titans and the War of Gods happened before these "scientific" extinction events. The queen is a billion years older than time.

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